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Chapter XLVII: Of Skittles, Nightmares, Starr Stealing Bert's Hat, Brit Taking Batman's Cape, and Margaret Ripping His Legs Off For Stealing Her Job
Written by: AllApologies451994
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or anything else that isn't mine. I DO own Bert, and Frank.
A/N: Speaking of Bert the Hobo... I was on Facebook one day, when my friend gave me a link to a fanpage for Bert the Hobo. I mean, it was sweet and all, but shouldn't you've told me about it first? Whoever made it, please tell me who you are, because I have no idea who made it. Thanks :)
Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle
Edward: Mind Your Own Business
Emmett: Beary McBearington
Jacob: BigBadWolf
Jasper: Feeling Your Pain
Alice: Hyperactive Fairy
Bella: No One Knows
Esme: Mother War
Renesmee: LochNessMonster
Rosalie: Blondie
GUESTS!
Frank the Unicorn: Imaginary32597
Bert the Hobo: Bert
Me: AllApologies451994
Margaret: Roger Roger
Brit: Musicman0709
Starr: Starr Chan Loves Cake
Batman: Batman
Mind Your Own Business, Beary McBearington, Hyperactive Fairy, No One Knows, Imaginary32597, Bert, AllApologies451994, Roger Roger, Musicman0709, Starr Chan Loves Cake, and Batman have signed on
Mind Your Own Business: Well, this is a bit of a crowd, hmm?
No One Knows: OMGW you sounded like Tom Nook just then!
AllApologies451994: I think it was only because he added the "hmm" part.
Mind Your Own Business: Who the heck is Tom Nook?
Roger Roger: He's the racoon---
Beary McBearington: TANUKI!
Roger Roger: Um.
Beary McBearington: He's a tanuki. There IS a difference.
AllApologies451994: Well, Tom Nook's a ra--- tanuki on Animal Crossing that makes you pay for your house.
No One Knows: *snickers* Emmett, you play Animal Crossing?
Beary McBearington: ...Maybe.
Imaginary32597: O yea, Emmett. How did you like your haunting last night?
Beary McBearington: O, you were behind it? I thought Edward and Bella just put some turtles in my bed and one bit me on the nose O.o
Imaginary32597: No, stupid, I mean in your NIGHTMARE! How was it?
Beary McBearington: O! It was actually quite nice. Mamaw actually hugged me!
Imaginary32597: Actually, I was trying to squeeze you so hard you'd be chopped in half '-_-
Musicman0709: Andrea, these people are scaring me.
AllApologies451994: O, you'll get over it.
Batman: Has everyone forgotten I was here?
Musicman0709: O, I didn't.
Batman: ...Where's my cape? NOOOOOooooooooooo!!!
Batman turns into Carl... again.
Carl: Why did you do that to me?
Musicman0709: ...Bert told me to!
Bert: No, I didn't. I haven't even said anything!
Starr Chan Loves Cake: OMGW Are you THE Bert the Hobo? I LOVE YOU!
Bert: O, well, thanks! *blushes*
Starr Chan Loves Cake: Can I has your autograph?
Bert: Um, sure! *starts to sign paper*
Starr Chan Loves Cake: *steals Bert's hat*
Roger Roger: Um, Brit? Did you steal Batman's cape?
Musicman0709: Um, yea... Why?
Roger Roger: THAT'S MY JOB, FOO! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR LEGS OFF! AND NOT ONLY THAT, I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS CONVERSE SO FAR UP YOUR BUTT----
Mind Your Own Business: Now, now, let's not get fighty....
Hyperactive Fairy: Seriously, Margaret, calm---
Roger Roger and Musicman0709 have signed out, probably due to Margaret killing Brit :P
No One Knows: Well, this is a bit scary....
Starr Chan Loves Cake: Not for me. I stole Bert's hat!
Bert: You know, I want that back....
Carl: I'm gonna go get some Skittles, anyone want to come with me?
Bert: Sure, I'll go.
Imaginary32597: Me too!
Beary McBearington: Me four!
Hyperactive Fairy: It's three, Emmett. Me three.
Beary McBearington: You three what?
Hyperactive Fairy: Nevermind.
Carl, Bert, Imaginary32597, and Beary McBearington have signed off
Starr Chan Loves Cake: Well this has gotten boring.
AllApologies451994: Well, it was interesting for a while.
No One Knows: So, y'all wanna go get some M&Ms?
Hyperactive Fairy: Sure, but throw out all the Ws. They look at me funny.
Mind Your Own Business: ....
Everyone else has signed off
A/N: Review, or I'll get Starr and Bert to team up and kill all of you! :D