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Chapter XLVIII: Of Jasper Dying, Emmet Poking Him With a Stick, Jasper Having a Vision of the Future, and Edward Threatening to Beat Him With a Stick (Part I)
Written by: AllApologies451994
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my own twisted, messed up imagination.
A/N: I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER AND A DAY! I REALLY AM SORRYYYYYYYYY! But I honestly do have a good excuse(s). Here's a rundown of what's been going on in my life while I've neglected my writing duties:
*Daddy left home
*Mommy and Daddy got divorced
*My internet blew up
*I've tried to save more lives than I can count
*I had to deal with depression, and nearly started back cutting. Twice.
*My boyfriend nearly killed himself, and I had to help him get through some tough times
*I've had plenty of chores to do, due to not having both parents to help out
*Busy with school starting back, lots of homework to do
*Band practices! I nearly passed out twice during afterschool marching practices
*_ County Days Parade! I didn't pass out like I thought I would, but our band teacher ruined mine and Brit's date :(
And now you know why this summer has SUCKED for me. But anyways, I'm fully functional now and am dedicated to your people's writing needs :D
Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle
Edward: Mind Your Own Business
Emmett: Beary McBearington
Jacob: BigBadWolf
Jasper: Feeling Your Pain
Alice: Hyperactive Fairy
Bella: No One Knows
Esme: Mother War
Renesmee: LochNessMonster
Rosalie: Blondie
Mind Your Own Business, Beary McBearington, Feeling Your Pain, Hyperactive Fairy, No One Knows, and Blondie have all signed on
Beary McBearington: I FEEL BORED AND LONELY!
Feeling Your Pain: That's because the Tooth Fairy told you you were stupid and ugly and nobody loves you.
Hyperactive Fairy: Uh... Why?
Feeling Your Pain: Because I'm stoned right now and I can say crap like that if I feel like it, that's why.
No One Knows: Ugh, Edward, don't let him in your room. You know what Skittles do to him.
Feeling Your Pain: OMIGOD SKITTLES! WHERE! AHHHHH! *dies*
Mind Your Own Business: O MY GOD! HE'S DEAD! WHAT DO WE DO NOW!
Beary McBearington: I have an idea! *pokes Jasper with a stick*
Blondie: Uh... If you're close enough to poke him with a stick, why are you two on MSN? Why can't y'all talk to each other in person?
Hyperactive Fairy: Because they're not that smart. And do you really think that if you poke my husband with a stick it will bring him back to life?
Beary McBearington: Not really, but it was worth a shot.
Feeling Your Pain: *wakes up* O MY GOSH! I JUST HAD A VISION OF THE FUTURE!
Blondie: Yea? And what was it of? Edward eating dog poo?
Mind Your Own Business: ...If we were in the same room right now, I'd probably beat you with a stick.
No One Knows: What's with your recent random obsession with beating people with a stick?
Mind Your Own Business: I like beating people with sticks. It relieves my anger and agitation.
Blondie: Don't you mean aggravation?
Mind Your Own Business: No. I mean agitation.
Hyperactive Fairy: *sighs* Jasper, what was your vision of the future?
Feeling Your Pain: It's not of Edward eating dog poo... It's of Edward... eating dog poo.
Mind Your Own Business: ...COME HERE, I HAVE A NICE STICK RIGHT HERE TO BEAT YOU WTIH!
Feeling Your Pain: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
Feeling Your Pain has signed out
Blondie: Ugh, he's over there crying. Why in the world did you threaten him like that?
Mind Your Own Business: STICK BEATING IS FUN!
Hyperactive Fairy: *dies laughing* That sounded wrong...
No One Knows: Edward, I need that stick. Now.
Hypeactive Fairy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mind Your Own Business: No, I like my stick. It's all mine, and I play with it every day. I even named it!
Hyperactive Fairy: *rolls on the floor dying laughing*
No One Knows: *looks at Alice funny* What? Are you jealous that your husband doesn't have a stick for you to take?
Hyperactive Fairy: *dies laughing* Uh, I'm gonna get off here and go check on Jasper before he dies over there... Have fun taking his stick! *dies laughing*
Hyperactive Fairy has signed off
No One Knows: What's so funny about a stick?
Blondie: *sighs* Come here, and I'll tell you.
Mind Your Own Business: NO! TELL ME FIRST!
Blondie: Ugh, fine. *whispers in Edward's ear*
Mind Your Own Business: EW! I'M LEAVING!
No One Knows: What...?
Blondie: *whispers in Bella's ear*
No One Knows: EWWWWWWWWWWW! O.o
Blondie: Yea. Think of what you're saying before you say it.
No One Knows: That's it, I'm leaving.
Mind Your Own Business: Yea, me too. That's... disturbing.
No One Knows and Mind Your Own Business have signed off
Blondie: Well, I guess it's just me... I have no one to play with other than myself...
*Alice dies laughing in the background, yelling 'HA HA!' over and over*
Blondie: ALICE, I'M GONNA KILL YOUUUUUU!
Blondie has signed off
A/N: Well, I hope you guys understand why I've been absent, and I hope you can find it in your heart to review. If I get at least 3 reviews in 3 days, I'll update. If I get three reviews sooner than three days, I'll update as soon as I get 3 reviews. If I don't, I'll update after 3 days. :D