Just to make sure that everyone's following. These are just emails that are sent back and forth between Axel and Roxas. So typos are bound to happen. This chapter written by Meilynn64.
From: Axel
To: Roxas
She did? Really? Aww….. WHAT! BUT! I! … Your mom… Imma stop there.
NO! Don't ask for your phone back! You won't be coming back until like… the day that you give birth! –head desk. twitches- Aw. I'll chat with you, Roxas. It'll be like… Well, not when we were in high school since we weren't in high school together. lol
I know how you feel. I don't know what to do without you around eit—hold up. Emery found a bat…-walks off- Okay. Where was I again? Oh. I don't know what to do without you around either.
-kisses your pout away- MAN! I MISS THAT! D8 Namine came over? That's gotta suck. I'm really sorry she is stalking you. I always thought that you shoulda gotten a restraining order on her. Don't be embarassed about you being pregnant and her not. I mean, who'd want to get pregnant with HER? She's a C-H-E-A-T-E-R. Remember?... I'm sorry for bringing that up.
Is it possible to really, REALLY, REALLY hate somebody that you have no emotion for them what-so-ever?
It was only two weeks, Roxie-Bear. Now it's one month and two weeks? Seriously... If you come back and Kairi shows you my headstone and says "Your parents fault, Roxas. NOT your's." BELIEVE HER. T-T
Namine is STILL trying to marry you and such? Really? That's... That's horrible. I mean, after what SHE did to YOU? UGH!-twitches-
Lemme know if she embarasses you in front of her friends, okay? Please? I'll be planing her torture, I mean... No. I mean torture. XD
Yes. I am your personal bodyguard. I will always be so too because I love you too.
I do always have time to reply to you, I just wasn't expecting you to email me after you left. I shall ALWAYS check my e-mail and reply to you too! -nods firmly- And not just Emery, but the babies that we made together, Mom.
Reno is doing really great. He asked where you were but I told him that your parents wanted you around for a month or so, he nodded and told me about his time in Midgar. Do you know what the hell a Turk is? Reno wants to be a Turk for the Shinra Company. Well, he has a new friend. The kid scares the shit outta me. He's sweet, really, but he doesn't seem to speak. His name is Rude. Reno and Rude... Man. People are naming their kids weird names. HEY! ROXAS! CAN WE NAME OUR BABIES APPLE AND JUICE? OR BANANA AND PEACH? LMAO
He went back to Midgar the day that I sent you the email. I took him to the airport and as we waited for his flight to come, I wrote and sent you the email. -snaps fingers- Too early. I will be in Japan in two weeks. Don't ya know? Kairi went missing. I gotta find my dear, sweet sister! -winks and smirks-
YEAH! THAT"S WHAT I THOUGHT! YOU"D BETTER BE DOING WELL! Haha... Well, i'm glad that you are healthy. =3
I AM horrible for you but you are NOT fat! You are just pregnant. -winks- I try to look sexy for you and only you. Well, for Mickey the evil cat. XD KIDDING.
Well, I don't like your parents either. I thought you said that your mom kinda liked me though. -shrugs- Ah well. HEY! HEY NOW! You tell Ven that I TRIED to get you to see him and your parents, things just kept coming up! -cough You didn't wanna go see them cough- What? I had to cough! Don't look at me in that tone of typing!But, apparently, I am a thief. I'll live with that so long as I get to keep the person that I stole.
-kisses your pout again- I miss you so much too. I really wish you would have told me SOMETHING though. You don't know what I thoughtwhen I woke up that morning and you weren't there. I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNAPPED! Then I figured that I must have done something to make you run away so I called your parents and then I hear your voice in the background. I'm really glad that I got your first email cause I thought that you were telling your parents to hang up on me. -totally forgot that they hate me-
I didn't mean for it to sound like that! They will be beautiful. Nah. If they are smart, they will be as smexy you. Well, I'm still gunna be in the delivery room when you give birth.
That's great. I'm glad that you believe me.
Nah. but Kairi was watching the news and they said something about a boy in Japan that was pregnant. Kairi looked up at me and she said that I looked extremely pissed. Not at you, but at the fact that reporters can't seem to keep their fucking noses out of people's lives. And I really am because it's screwed up MAJORLY!
Okay. I'm buying a plane ticket to Japan and I shall blow the reporters up! Aww... Don't worry. You can be MY cop and you can be a good cop and a bad cop when questioning me~! I'll even wear a prison suit just for you, my Roxie-Bear. HEY! How did you know what I was full of? lol
You're going to kiss my ass? o.O I dunno how that's gunna go. Hmmmm... I know a punishment that I WOULDN'T mind reciving AT ALL! -snickers- But! You have to come back to the States real soon to know what it is.
By the way, where do you want to have the weading? France, Canada, Japan, Englan?
I wish I could be there to give you massages like I used to. )=
YES! You gave me a PERMANENT twitch! -twitches- Glad to see that the thing that you gave me on purpose is cute. -mumblemumble- Oh. Jealous doesn't even cover it, babe. If I had the chance, I think I'd kill Riku.
No. I won't touch you. -chokes- You can't cheat on me IN FRONT of me! WAIT! Eff that! You can't cheat on me PERIOD! Oh... You love teasing me, eh? Just WAIT until you get home!
HEY! There is NO NEED for such a mean word, Roxas. I LOVE you. I don't HATE you. NO! It's all LOVE, babe! -winks- Besides, I said you were my loveable butthole and the only reason why you are a butthole is cause you are NUZZLING RIKU!
HEYHEYHEY NOW! I SAID I LOVE YOU!
-looks at the ground- The bed doesn't smell like you anymore. I bought the shampoo and conditioner that you like... I hope. You like the cherry blossom smell, right? I hope so. But even that smell isn't good enough. They need to make a "Roxas Air Freshener" for me.
I'm just saying what you told me one day. Yeah. That is a good sigh. What doesn't kill us just makes us stronger. You know, it's gunna be funny when you get on your plane to come back and I get on my plane to go to Japan. Well, it's not funny but it is.
I told you not to get into trouble, right? I mean, it was two weeks. Screw it. Imma send you two pictures. One of me, Emery, Sora, and Zexion and then one of me buying a plane ticket to Japan. Be prepared to see me in Japan. remember, I need to find my dear sweet little sister Kairi.
HEY! Imma fish! I'm a BASS! You misspelled Bass though. XD Yeah. Mickey really hates me. He keeps attacking my legs when I walk. I'm scared to let Emery near him because I dunno what Mickey will do to him. I swear, if Emery has one scratch on him from that cat, Mr. Kitty-Kitty is going to the animal shelter.
I could NEVER cheat on you with another person, Roxas. Even if Larxene is starting to get a little creepy and Demyx is still insisting for me to kiss him. o.O I need therapy.
Speaking of Demyx, I spoke with Zexion and he said that he doesn't know how he feels about Dem and I told Zexion to at least let Dem know. Well, he did and they got into a fight and then they made up. They are on talking terms now though. Which is good because Demyx won't be coming over as much... Hopefully.
Well, Riku had better stay in the friend zone. I'm gld that your heart is mine. My heart is with you too.
I read him what you just told me and what you said in the first email and he is getting better. -smiles softly- Emery said "Hi, Mama."
Yes. Emery still likes bananas. He's not cleaning as much as he used to, but he is picking up his toys and putting them in Reno's old room, which I'm slowly turning into Emery's room.
A funny thing that happened today was between Emery and Sora. Sora was teasing Emery like he always does and Emery just wasn't in a good mood so Emery walked off. Well, Emery found a BAT and CHASED Sora around with it. It was so funnY! GOD! I recorded it. If you want, I'll send it to you. I mean, really. Sora, a grown man, being chased by Emery with a bat that is longer than him by a few inches. XDD
You can't have a portion of me when you get home. You can have ALL of me when you get hom! -smirks and winks-
I don't care how you spell Namine's name. Anyways, nah. Kairi disappeared a few weeks ago but the day before she left was when her and Namine had spoken. But, just in case, I'm coming to Japan and I'm just gunna happen to bump into you on the streets. She only came back to when I sent you the email and then left right after she sent it. So, yeah. She's an in and out type person.
I can bring Emery to Japan with me so that they can play together.
Part of me hopes that they don't remember but part of me does. You know?
I wouldn't miss you giving birth to our babies for anything. I love you too, Roxas. So very, very much.
-smiles softly- I try to flatter you on a daily bases.
Have I told you that you are very beautiful yet? If not, then you are very beautiful, Roxas. If so, well, I just told you again.
You are my little angel with a halo held up by devil horns! I love you devil angel! -shudders-
Yeah. I still have it. How do I look dashing in it?
You can't really disappoint me, Roxas. I just wish... I just wish that it wasn't longer before we wereable to see and speak to each other.
Of course I was serious. I don't lie to you... at least that I know of and not on purpose. You look beautiful! Even if I haven't seen you in a month.
DON"T go on a diet! You are perfectly healthy, Roxas! Please don't. Just stay healthy and keep eating.
No. What Kairi said isn't true. She misses you and thought that that would get you to come back. You'll see in the picture that I look the same as before you left. Promise. I am eating. I have chicken in the oven that me and Sora are gunna try to trick Emery into eating. We are gunna say that Sora made it so that he can try my chicken.
I promise to keepeating ifyou promise to keep eating too.
Don't let Namine steal your heart, please.
I love you sooooo much too, Roxas.
Forever yours,
Axel.