From: Axel

To: Roxas

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Yes. I was about to be mean but I don't wanna be mean. T_T YUSH! You knew it. You are so smart! (No sarcasim there.)

We can webcam. I just gotta find the one I bought... Safer to say that I should buy a new one, right? lol How about a date Sunday? Monday for sure. Our places. Whatever time we both get on? I wanna hear your voice too.

Yeah. Em found a bat. Everything is okay. He just wanted to chase the cat around. I think he ah... Absorbed your love of animal abuse?

Yeah. I miss your pout and miss kissing your pouts away too. -rubs back of head- And if not for her cheating and Sora becoming a ninja spy and you finding out, we wouldn't have gotten together, right? So, I guess it's a good thing, right? I'd like to think so, putting it that way that is.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO CHEAT ON YOU! I'm STILL sorry about that. I still don't see why you didn't leave me then and there but I'm STILL grateful that you didn't. Remember that song I sang? Haha... Zexion was talking to me (which I found out why he doesn't wanna be with Demyx is because of that incident) about it and he said that I was lucky that your ears weren't bleading cause of my singing.

It sucks that Zexion is still in pain because of that. You know, even when Demyx apologised to Zexion and did what he did with the flowers and such, he still didn't want Zexion back. -looks at the floor- Which is why I think Zexion's memory should be fully erased but Zexion put down a firm 'NO' when I talked to him about it. He said that he didn't wanna repeat his mistakes from last time, even if that means he's gotta watch Demyx and some other person all over each other.

...Are you still in pain because of that too? I hope not. How can I make it up to you if you are?

I won't die on you though. -smiles and kisses you- Besides, if we both die then we can live happily ever after in the coulds, right? Yes? No? Maybe?

-closes eyes, rubs throat- I think I just threw up a little in my mouth... -_- That was nasty, Roxas. I don't like that witch in any way, shape, or form.

She shouldn't say that though. She shouldn't take you to see her friends either, knowing that they'd make fun of you.

Oh. Sora say's hi and bye at the same time. He wanted to let you know that he's not going to college cause he got a job that'll teach him what he needs to know about Egyptology whileworking. He says it'll be fun. Even more so since he's gunna be able to explore the pyramids and the tombs all over the world.

That's what I thought, Mommy. -grinning- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

I have no idea, even Reno doesn't know. I hope it has nothing to do with drugs and such. I hope they aren't rude... Then again I wouldn't put it passed Reno. lol AWESOME? WE CAN?

I can't do that to our kids. We can pick out names when you come back. Right? Or when I just so happen to bump into you on the streets?

-nods- Yeah. I wanna see you and if we just so happen to bump into each other, your parents can't say anything about it. Matter of a fact, I'll be there Sunday or Monday because I wanna see you and so does Emery. Besides, I need to talk to your dad about something. Nothing bad... I just need to know something.

Sorry, Roxas, I do NOT consent in beasiality. Besides, I think the cat would murderise me if I came near it.

Oh you heard my cough! -rubs the bridge of your nose and pokes your nose- I don't care. I know the truth. -shudders- Stop smirking. You'll get into serious trouble if you do that.

You weren't kidnapped. I know that you won't leave me. But it just feels like I'm in a dream with you, you know? That might sound gay, but I don't really care.

-narrows eyes- What are the reporters doing, Roxas? Either tell me now or when I get there. Either way it goes, I'm being told or I'm seeing.

Ohhh... A school girl? -smirks- I can't wait for you to get back.

I know you meant kick, Roxas. I just love messing with ya and teasing ya. -kisses your pout-

No, seriously. I need to know so that I can tell Aunt Sally. She stopped insisting to pay for the weading since she found out you are pregnant. Now she's insisting to buy a ton of stuff for the babies... T_T Woman doesn't know when to give up. But I told her that she couldn't and if she did then she wasn't going to hear the end of it from me. So she said that she'll deal with the missing ear that I chew off and it'll be a babyshower gift.

I know you're just kidding, Roxas. Yeah. Riku will recieve his doom (which I found out from Kairi why Sora hates Riku so much, I'll tell you when I see you. Don't trust emails for that information.) and his doom shall be sooooo slow. I won't send you a picture of my twitchy face. You didn't get the picture emails? I sent them a few minutes after I sent your email. I miss you so much too. AH! That'd be really bad if you forget when I look like! I'll never forget what you look like.

HEY NOW! I said you COULD NOT cheat on me period!

-rolls eyes- You're so over dramatic. Tell me, if that was the only reason why I was with you, why would I have proposed to you and why am I sending you heart-felt emails on a daily bases? YOU'D BETTER NOT NUZZLE UP TO HIM!

I am a stalker! Remember? Nah. I don't smell the shampoo. I needed shampoo and I thought that I might as well get your favorite kind, right? -nods- I'll get mango too. I did suggest it to them. They laughed and called secutiry on me. XDD MAN! You didn't hear? The next day the fabreeze company's main HQ was BLOWN UP! It was me! XD Kidding. It wasn't me...And it wasn't blown up either.

Well tell her I said "Je vous hais, Namine!" and to stop glaring at you. Her face will freeze in that position. Are your parents still hoping that you and her will get together?

I hope you got the pictures. WHAT? WHY NOT? That's not fair! HEY! How many times do I have to tell you that you are NOT fat before you understand that? Roxas, you are really beautiful, inside and out. I hate that you can't see that.

I really love and missh you too and so does everybody else. Sora's mad at me cause you're sending me emails and not him. You should have seen his face the day that he left. XD He puffed out his cheeks and told me to tell you that he disowns you.

I know. I know. I'm sorry for teasing you. Really. I LOVE your typos! 8D I won't let Mickey scratch Emery. Emery doesn't like Mickey. It's pretty funny to see Emery get up and run away from the cat when Mickey just prances through like he owns the house.

Yeah. I tend to lock the door and hide when he comes over. Sora, being the dumbass that he is, let Demyx inside while I was talking to Zexion about work, but Demyx didn't know that... Oh God. I never thought that Demyx's face could get so red before that day. Which means that they aren't on talking terms. They both need to get laid... T_T" Wanna hear the whole story of what happened? HEY! LARXENE IS LIKE A FEMALE CAT IN HEAT! SHE'S DRIVING ME UP THE WALLS! I'VE NEVER WANTED TO KILL SOMEBODY AT WORK SO MUCH BEFORE! -groans and twitches-

Demyx doesn't come over so much after he saw me and Zexion talking. I know how you feel, Roxas. I'm scared too. Scared of Riku and Namine. I know they won't take you away fromme, but you know...

Emery:: hi mama. -waves back-miss youo mama. okay. no clean no more. no bats too. je t'aime mama. mama i come to apan with dada! haha... dada said he see yewr dada when come to apan. mama come home now?

I thought that Emery should reply to you. He told me what to say and I typed it like he said it. XD He cried when I read to him what you said. -rubs back of head- I was just thinking about that. I don't know what to do. He's too young to understand and when he get's older, he'll get mad. It's a lose-lose situation.

Emery is happy and excited but he still comes and sleeps in the bed with me in the middle of the night. -smiles softly- It's cute and sweet.

Yeah. He is defending himself... But at the age of ONE? I'll send you the video the next time he chases somebody around with the bat. I'm not looking to make my son try to make Mr. Tight-Wad laugh or smile or anything.

You know me and Riku were friends in a past life? But we stopped being friends cause of what he did to Sora. Not that I like Sora or anything, it's just that Sora's always been Kairi's best friend and I've almost always been related to Kairi. So Sora has always been like my little brother. It was... Imma stop there.

You can ALWAYS have ALL of me. -smirks- Oh. MY little cannibal. XD

I don't care for putting that little accent thing or even looking for it. I'd teach you how to find it in gmail, but I use yahoo. lol

I found out why Kairi isn't around so much. Have you ever heard of a place called "Kingdom Hearts"?

Aw. You will be so busy with Emery that you won't have time for me. That's fine. I'll play games with Raven.

I want them back too, Roxas. There isn't anything we can do unless we know how to go back in time and make them ours.

Well, I do try to flatter you on a daily bases and you ARE very beautiful and I always want you to know that, mm'kay? I don't care how big your stomach grows or how tall you get or how old you get or ANYTHING, wanna know why? Because you will always be beautiful in my eyes. SCREW what everybody else says, okay? Don't ever forget that, even if you somehow manage to forget me, don't forget that I'll always think you are beautiful.

Yes. You are awesome like that.

I wasn't wearing a suit, remember? I wanted to meet your parents and you said that they couldn't know I was a boy. That was the time that I was trying to convince you that I loved you, you weren't having that. Anyways, we went to the mall and bought a dress and some hair clips. You wanted to buy a wig but I promptly let you know that my hair wouldn't stay in a wig. -cups your cheeks and makes you look up- It's fine that you didn't remember. Honestly.

Ice cream?...

-twitches- You tease.

Stop teasing me. That's not nice.

WHIP CREAM NOW? -dies-

Emery knew it was my food but that was all he could eat last night. he ate it and liked it. He asked if you liked my food and I said that you did like some of my food.

-smiles- I'm glad that your heart will always be mine. My heart is always yours too.

-narrows eyes- Oh. I'm killing Riku when I get there. I don't care if it was a dream or not, HE'S DEAD! D-E-A-D! Got it memorized?

Does that mean you're still inviting him over?

How come your parents like him?

I love you too, Rox. =3

P.S.:: I can't wait to talk to you in person.

P.S.S.:: You are really beautiful, Roxas. Seriously. I love you so much.