The Death Eater competition

Next Death Eater : Rodolphus Lestrange

Prompt : mashed potatoes

Additional prompts from 'Daily Prompts from the Mods' :

(Sept. 5) "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

(Sept. 6) "Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?"

Disclaimer : I sadly don't own those characters. I am just playing around with them.

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Rodolphus Lestrange was calmly reading the Daily Prophet at eight in the evening when his so delicate and courteous wife stormed into the dining room, looking at him loathingly while he kept his nose into the quite interesting article he was reading about Minister Scrimgeour's last blunder. He laughed a low hearty laugh when he finished reading, visibly satisfied by the bedlam reigning at the Ministry: perfect for their Master's plans.

He stopped laughing immediately though, when a plate of mashed potatoes came flying close to his left ear, missing him by a few millimetres and he stood up jumpily from his chair to see his wife's fuming black stare.

"What! Are you barking mad woman? You're trying to disfigure me!"

"That would only be what you deserve dear husband, after how you dared to humiliate me in front of the Dark Lord earlier!"

"You're insane! I didn't do anything. And even if I did I can't believe how you allow yourself to disrespect me in this way!"

"As you well know, Dolphy…" She paused so the nickname would have time to register in her husband's slow mind, she knew he hated it. He gritted his teeth. "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. But that's not the issue right now. You made me look like a buffoon in front of my Lord and I will make you pay for it!"

"Once again, I don't know what I did! And I don't fear you."

Bellatrix was prompt to take out her wand and aim it at Rodolphus' chest, advancing with threateningly slow steps towards him until he backed into the wall. He swallowed. She smirked. He did fear her then.

"Yea, I'm sure you don't." She said, smirking and raising a dark eyebrow. "CRUC-"

He cut her off quickly, afraid she would finish that sentence. "OK. OK. Tell me what I did!"

"Why ON EARTH, did you tell the Dark Lord I had this fetish about role-playing and dressing up as a nurse! ALL the other men were there too and they all heard you! HOW will I keep their respect if they think of me in this way?"

"Hey, don't get all heated up about it, I just thought it was funny to tell them, as a joke. They laughed, didn't they?"

"Why do they call it "common sense", when it's so rare? I wonder. Surely Dolphy, could you be daft enough to think I would take this display humorously?"

"At the time, I did not think."

"Really? Well how atypical of you! No wonder the Dark Lord did not even send you on a single muggle-killing mission for months, he knows even that you'd screw up!"

"Be careful what you say Bella or-"

"Or what mmm? Or else you'll do what, Roddy?" She lowered her wand to his crotch and he panicked. He knew she held magic way stronger than his and that she could make his life hell if she felt so inclined.

"BELLA! Don't do anything, ok? Ok, I'm SORRY, I should really NOT have put our sex life on display, even for fun. I won't do it again, I swear."

"Nor will you have sex again in quite a long time, I'll swear that to you!" She smirked, letting her point sink in.

"Not that please! Crucio me, it's fine, but please don't say no more sex!" He almost had something similar to a puppy eyes look and looked like a child deprived of ice cream.

"Oh yes, that. You like to talk about what we do in our bed, then that's the only thing you'll be able to do… talk about it, for quite some time. How does joking feel like for you now, my sweet husband?" She left him there, his jaw hanging and undulated her sensual hips all the way out of the room, just to twist the knife in and remind him what he'd be missing. He heard her cackle before she shut the door.

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At the next Death Eater meeting, everyone was wondering why Roddy was all silent and sombre, not relaxed and entertaining like he normally was. Of course, they did not have a wife as sexy as Bellatrix sleeping right next to them in bed, that they had been forbidden to touch. They certainly didn't know what the awful feeling was.

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