Hey folk sailorkagome91 here again here is chapter 9
Foxfire
Chapter 9
*laughs insanely once more*
Naruto and his Titan friend had gotten to the council chamber to see a smug looking danzo along with the civilian council and an irrated ninja council along with Sarutobi. Also in the back, they could see Sasuke Uchiha next to Danzo.
"This can't be good." Naruto deadpanned.
"I am sorry about this Naruto but it seems that Danzo had a spy on our conversation." Said the old man but in his eyes Naruto saw the rest of what he wanted to say 'yeah but not all of the conversation.'
"Great….." said Naruto but he was also was telling his friend telepathically about he council and they were already piss. One of the reasons I want to get out of here….
Don't worry Naruto…we will keep our cool Thought Robin.
"So what do you want?" said Naruto with his arms crossed.
Danzo smirked and then said, "It has come to our attention the we have new people in our village and they are with our resident demon boy. That is unacceptable, so I though of a way to punish them and also keep you in line."
"Still clinging to that stupid thought that I am the Kyuubi huh?" said an annoyed Naruto.
"YOU ARE THE FUCKING DEMON YOU LITTLE HELL SPAWN!" yelled a random civilian clan head.
"Yes, and demons are not to have friends, it is bad enough that we let you be a ninja. We of the council believe that it is our job to keep you in line by making your life a living hell." said a smug Danzo while the ninja council scowled at that. "That is why we are going to arrest your colorful masked friend, because we can, and those two girl are going to the Sasuke so he can restart his clan and if they refused…heh heh….we will use them as breeding stocks…You, demon have no choice in this matter….and we are also going to strip you of your ninja license and also send you to jail as well so we can truly keep you in line and beat you every day if we wish….for you see, demon do not deserve to live."
He would have said more but the killing intent to very high. Some of it was from the ninja council and the old man, but that was pretty much snuffed out by Naruto intense killing intent. You keeping your cools don't I have to keep mine to make a point. He said to the Titans. From where he stood, nobody could see his eyes because his hair was covering them. But what scared them was that super heated blue fire was coming off Naruto. "You are an idiot. If you even read about the mission to wave you would have seen that I unlocked my bloodline and that it killed off the Kyuubi. Oh and if your little spy stay and heard the whole conversation….well we would not be here right."
"STOP YOUR LIES KYUUBI! THAT VILLAGE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!" said the same civilian who then got a kunai through his throat thanks to the hokage.
Danzo glared at the old man and the hokage just said, "He broke my law."
"Fine…but I am curious…what was the rest of the conversation?" the one eyed man asked.
"If the idiots from ROOT can't stay and listen to the whole conversation that they truly are useless." said Naruto shocking everyone but the Hokage about how he knew of ROOT. "Now, the rest of the conversation was that my friends are here but they are also not here. You see, I have made a new clone jutsu called Titan Clone. That is a mix between Shadow and Blood Clones. They are also not from this world….only connected thanks to my jutsu. So they are not truly here and you can't really hurt them. If you could get at them I would kill you in a heart beat. For Robin is a good friend of mine, Starfire….the one with orange skin like me…is MY SISTER, and Raven is my girlfriend. So try all you want….you'll just die." Naruto ended with another flare of his power to freak out the civilian council.
"Oh and just to clear something up Danzo." Started Sarutobi, "You ever make a notion like that without my approval…I will personally kill you myself."
"It is troublesome, but I am with the hokage on that." The Nara Head said lazily and other ninja clan heads agreed on that.
"Oh and Danzo…..here is another piece of info that I am sure you didn't bother to find out…..MY bloodline sped up the process that the seal I once had on me to contain the kyuubi….now the Kyuubi is gone….if you don't believe me…asked Hiashi."
Hiashi knew Danzo was going to asked since he was a cold hard pansy and did it anyway. He saw nothing….just a huge store of chakra. "He speaks the truth."
Danzo was furious! He had failed to final be rid of the demon and be a hero, but he had noticed that since the wave mission, people were more friendly to him. "DAMNIT I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF!" With that he raise his hand and a spear shot out of it, along with a chakra string. It almost pierced Naruto but he had moved out of the way and and knocked it back, and since Hiashi was closer to Danzo, he hit all of his chakra points.
"No….try again and you will feel death."
"Damnit…..FINE!" said the man as he accepted defeat.
With that Naruto and his friend left while the Hokage told the council about Naruto and his family. Once outside, Naruto said, "I think you guys should back home….Danzo might try something…but I intend to cut him off at that I need BB and Cyborg for the prank of the century!" At this the three Titans shivered and wanted to be nowhere from here when that went off.
"Alright, and thanks….we really need to get you to our world and fast." said Robin
"Yes, you were very brave to stand up to those people." Starfire said as he gave him a big hug.
"Yeah, thanks." Raven said next as she walked up and gave him loving kiss to which he returned. Sakura, Hinata, and Ino walked around the corner and saw them kissing. They quickly hid behind the corner and poked their heads out.
"Who is she?" Asked Hinata with a glare.
"They came into the flower shop earlier…The colorful one is a friend named Robin, The orange skinned one is his sister; Starfire, and the chick he is kissing is Raven…his girlfriend." At this both Sakura and Hinata glared at the girl. Then Naruto and his friends said something that they couldn't hear and they went up in smoke, shocking the girls They then saw Naruto do the jutsu again and the clones transformed into a green skinned kid and a metal like kid. "Ok I am out of here..this has just gotten weird." said Ino as they left but Hinata had her bloodline activated to look for Raven, she would have revenge!
"OK, You guys get it….i am going to pull a prank here and I need help. With three prank masters on this….Konoha doesn't stand a chance." said Naruto and the two smirked. The three went off in some direction, planning what they would do to this place. They even laughed and made a lot of people uneasy.
The next morning…..
A box was on each on the ninja clan's porches. What they found inside and a seal and letter. The letter said to put it on when Gai and Lee started hugging. Yeah that was abad sign.
When the rest of the village woke up, they found that something was off, but continued normally. When people got out of their homes, they saw it…..or rather each other. Everyone was a different color and some were even a rainbow of colors. That wasn't all, They stunk too….stinky water and actually the whole village stunk. The sewers were over loaded with high powered stink bombs! The houses were also covered in wet toilet paper, along with everyone's real furniture on top of random roofs and they were super glued there and who ever tried to touch them got shocked.
Then flaming bags of crap appeared out of nowhere as paintballs appeared out of nowhere and made the bag exploded sending crap and burned paint fly on everyone. They noticed that they were really itchy!
Let's just say for half the morning, there was chaos in the streets and only some of them noticed that the Hokage Monument had been painted…again, but this time they were painted to look like the Power Rangers on drugs.
After awhile, they noticed that there would be a lot of work to do to get back to normal, but first they had to get through what was coming next. At Noon, a genjutsu set in and not even the hokage could break it. Of course he didn't to since he was protected.
It happened and no one would ever forget, a drugged Gai and Lee made their to the top of the Hokage Tower, while their genjutsu copies dance around Konoha. Why? Well their were wearing pink totos over their green jump suits. They were even dressed as the Teletubies, Barny, the freaks from sesame street, and green hopping bunnies of DOOM! Some of the copies that were real Naruto clones, went and dragged out all the civilian council members and Danzo, who were dressed in twisted and psycho looking clown outfits. That and all the Gai and Lee Clones made everyone want to scream in horror….oh but that was not the end to this. As soon as Gai and Lee made it to the top of tower, They started hugging like there was no tomorrow, then the genjutsu made them look 50 times bigger, along with that sunset. People were about to scream but stopped as they as they saw something worse. Gai and Lee's clothes were fading away. That did it, THAT made everyone scream in horror and run around like they were chickens with their heads cut off!
As this day comes to an end, it looks like people are now foaming at the mouth, but it was also the time when a strange yellow gas was covering the entire village. People felt the urge to SING!
One person got up and then one by one they all got up and started singing and dancing.
Young men, there's no need to feel downI said, young men, pick yourself off the groundI said, young men, 'cause you're in a new townThere's no need to be unhappy
Young men, there's a place you can goI said, young men, when you're short on your doughYou can stay there, and I'm sure you will findMany ways to have a good time
(Chorus 1:)It's fun to stay at the YMCAIt's fun to stay at the YMCAThey have everything for young men to enjoyYou can hang out with all the boysIt's fun to stay at the YMCAIt's fun to stay at the YMCAYou can get yourself clean, you can have a good mealYou can do whatever you feel
Young men, are you listenin' to me?I said, young men, what do you wanna be?I said, young men, you can make real your dreamsBut you've got to know this one thing
No man does it all by himselfI said, young men, put your pride on the shelfAnd just go there to the YMCAI'm sure they can help you today
(Repeat chorus 1)
Young men, I was once in your shoesI said, I was down and out with the bluesI felt no man cared if I were aliveI felt the whole world was so tight
That's when someone came up to meAnd said, "Young man, take a walk up the streetIt's a place there called the YMCAThey can start you back on your way"
(Chorus 2:)It's fun to stay at the YMCAIt's fun to stay at the YMCAThey have everything for young men to enjoyYou can hang out with all the boysYMCAIt's fun to stay at the YMCAYoung men, young men, there's no need to feel downYoung men, young men, pick yourself off the ground
(Chorus 3:)YMCAAnd just go to the YMCAYoung men, young men, I was once in your shoesYoung men, young men, I was down with the bluesYMCA
Gaara looked at his siblings and then the rest of the village and said to Shikaku, "This place is nuts."
"GOT THAT RIGHT KID! THIS IS MY KINDA TOWN!" The beast said as it laughed and sung along.
Atop the Hokage Monument, Naruto, BB, Cyborg where all laughing their asses off and so were the titans in the tower. They had even had somehow hooked it up to the TV system in their world so everyone could see. "Man that was good!" BB said.
"Yeah I know….Now, I got some thing to say to everyone watch this…..Can you dig it?" said Naruto with a smirk and a thumbs up.
T-t-that's all forks! Hope you all like it. Review!
Special thanks to Fallen-Ryu and DarthDrew1704…..i used your ideas for pranks…..
*Laughes Insanely*