Batman: Fury Road

Chapter 4b

WE INTERRUPT THE FOLLOWING PARODY FOR THIS EXTREMELY WEIRD AND NONSENSICAL AD

KID: MR. OWL, HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?

OWL PULLS A MACHINE GUN OUT AND SHOOTS THE KID REPEATEDLY

OWL: GOD, THAT FELT GOOD. MAN, I GET SO ANNOYED WHEN ALL THESE MIDGETS COME TO ME

CREEPUS: I HEARD THAT!

OWL AND CREEPUS HAVE A FIGHT

WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PARODY

NO OWLS OR GREEN, SCALY DEFORMED MIDGETS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS AD

PLEASE, FOR THE SAKE OF ANIMALS AND GOBLINS ALIKE, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME