Title: Paging Doctor Venus
Author/Artist: sailorraspberry
Medium: Fanfic
Theme: Doctor
Genre: Romance
Version: Manga
Rating: PG
"Keep still." Venus pushed Kunzite's face back into the pillows. "I just have to get this shirt off without doing any more damage." She lifted a sweat-sopped piece of collar and tried to rip it apart.
Kunzite's muffled, frantic exclamation made her drop the fabric. "Why would you even think of getting into a fight with Nephrite? You know he gets wild when he has a few drinks in him."
He turned his head to the side, gray eyes defeated. "He was bragging."
Venus sighed, rolled her eyes skyward. "Men." And then, without warning, she brought her teeth to his shirt and pulled. He buried his grunt in a mass of blankets. "Oh my."
One eye peeked open. "What is it?"
"What did he do? Throw a chair at your back? No wonder you're bleeding! There's a splinter the size of my hand in there!"
"Oh," Kunzite inhaled sharply as she pressed at his skin. "That was Jadeite. I guess he was feeling left out."
Venus pulled out a roll of bandages. "Well, I'm just going to pull it out."
"Okay."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"As a doctor, I have to make sure that I have my patient's full consent to-."
Kunzite growled. "Just do it!"
"I already did."
He loosened his grip on the sheets. "You did?"
"Yeah." She rubbed some medicine on it. "Now all you need is some loving."
Kunzite smiled as she kissed the bruise on his right shoulder. "Loving?"
"Yeah," Venus reached beneath his waist to wrap a bandage around his torso. "But first I'm going to go beat up Nephrite. So you just relax and I'll be right back." She kissed the back of his neck. "It comes as part of my duties of being a doctor."
As she moved off the bed, Kunzite gazed over at her. "Venus."
"Yes?"
"Make sure you get Jadeite, too. He's weak from his left side."
She winked. "Got it."
"And Venus?"
She stopped at the door and looked back. "What is it?"
"Warn them that when I'm fully recovered, I'm coming after both of them."