Title: Wrong Opinions and Self-Depicting Girlfriends
Author/Artist: sailorraspberry
Medium: Fanfic
Theme: Little Black Dress
Genre: General, Romance
Version: Manga
Rating: PG
"Kunzite, which one do you like better?"
He lifted a drowsy head from his palm. "They look the same to me."
She flashed him an angry look. "They're not. This one," she shook the one on the left, "is a v-neck. Straps. And this one," the one on the right, "has this oval-shaped neck thing going on. And it has a slit going up the side."
He furrowed a brow. "I like the black one."
She groaned. "Don't be an idiot."
"Fine, fine." He stood and cupped his chin. "The one on the right. I like that one."
Minako crinkled her nose. "Really? Don't you think it might make me look a little... whorish?"
His blinked. What was it with women and clothes? "Buy them both."
"Kunzite!" Only she had the power to stretch his name into two long syllables. "I'm trying to be serious!"
"So am I!"
Minako stomped her foot. "You men are so narcissistic!" And she twirled on one heel, plodded back into the dressing room and slammed the door. "You're such a jerk!"
Kunzite sighed and sat back down. "I love you, too."
He could have sworn he heard a muffled, infuriated scream.