The party van with Frodo and squad made its way to the secret entrance to Spencers. But there was a big problem.
There was a water fountain near the entrance with a big squid dressed as Squidward from the tv-series, Spongebob. The squid was like,
"'Sup, homies. Where's the dope at?"
Gandalf stays silent, even though we all know the truth. The squid gets very frustrated so he attacks Frodo for some reason. Frodo was scared, because he's a dweeb sometimes.
"Help! Someone help!" he screamed. No one came to help.
Luckily, the water fountain was destroyed by Aragorn. The squid didn't have water, so he died.
"Ha, ha. I'm the boss," Aragorn said.
Frodo went to the entrance of Spencers. "There's strange writing on here, it looks like symbols or something. Graffiti."
The squad was chillin' on some rocks by the entrance. Gandalf started speaking.
"Once upon a time, I was part of a famous wizard gang. We vandalized Mordor with toilet paper. Now Sauron hates us forever."
Sam was surprised. "That's the only reason he hates us forever?"
"Ya."
There was silence.
Gandalf continued, "Anyway, I learned about the graffiti language through magical unicorn hippies in Walmart's dumpster lot. It was pretty shady, man."
"So what does this mean?" Legolas the jocky man asked stupidly. He pointed at the rainbow-colored graffiti.
"It means, "'Friend.' Just kidding, it means 'make cheese.' Just kidding again, it actually means 'friend.' Oooooohhhhh, third degree buuuuurrrrrnnnn!" Gandalf could be very immature.
Frodo touched the secret entrance door softly. He said, "Friend." The door opened. Magical!
Squad went inside.