Spencers was really scary. There were fake skulls, but Gimli thought they were real. "My family!" he said in his husky voice. Husky dog voice.
"No, dimwit, that's my skulls! The goblins stole them!" Legolas cried out in agony.
"Why the heck you have skulls, man? Like OMG!" said Merry, "You sicko! Imma tell Elrond 'bout this!"
"No, he must not know," Legolas said. The conversation ended.
The squad traveled through Spencers, but when they were almost to the end, there was this big fire demon that started roaring and freaking everyone out.
"Yo, homies, Imma kill this biotch with my magical wand from my love." Gandalf doesn't mention a name. He wanted to be suspenseful but nobody cared. Remember, kids, this was in the scary section of Spencers! Never go in there!
Legolas was being arrogant and said, "I'll kill this thing with pure willpower."
"No way, man, I'm killin' it. Ya wimp," said Gimli with a happy/angry derp face.
Everybody started fighting for some reason, and then the floor started to crumble. The short men hid by Aragorn. Gimli and Legolas also hid behind Aragorn because they sucked.
Gandalf fell because of his old age and clung to the crumbly floor. "Fly, you fools! Stupid."
He then fell because the angry beast grabbed him by the leg. Frodo yelled out his name but the other people were already leaving.
"I'm out," said ARAGORN. "Peace."
Boromir ran away limp the little limp he was.
Before Frodo ran out, a little thin papery man thing peeked out of the shadows. That was Gollum.