Title: Front Cover
Author/Artist: sailorraspberry
Medium: Fanfic
Theme: Spotlight
Genre: General
Version: Manga
Rating: PG
Minako collapsed onto the couch, magazine tucked beneath her elbow.
Kunzite looked away from the television, blinked once, and turned back. "What's up?"
She sighed and unraveled the paper. "They're on the front cover again."
"Really." He picked up the remote and turned down the volume. "What for this time?"
She tossed it over to him, and as he skimmed the cliff notes, his eyebrows rose. "Neo-King Endymion caught with the Neo-Queen in an..." He paused and flashed an incredulous look. "They were in an apple tree?"
Minako feigned distress. "I know. I tried to ask her what they were trying to accomplish with that, but she only giggled and walked away."
Kunzite shook his head. "I'll talk to him. For the sake of Rini. Poor girl."
She nodded and collapsed back into the cushions. "We were only on the front cover twice, you know."
One eyebrow arched. "I don't remember."
"Well there was that one time at a world conference, and I tripped over my dress and fell into the buffet. And you were standing right there, pointing and laughing at me."
His lips quirked. "I do remember that."
She rolled her eyes. "That was Rei's dress, too. I don't think she ever forgave me." She tucked her legs underneath her body. "Then, that one time at Ami's birthday. We were in their shed doing-."
Kunzite groaned, wiping a hand down his face. "That was in the paper?"
"Yeah, but I didn't show you. It was a little... grotesque."
"I hate reporters."
"Baby," she moved herself to sit on the arm of his chair. "That's what happens when you're a guard of the world leader."
He smirked as she balanced a kiss on his cheek. "I still hate them."