Title: Killjoys
Author/Artist: sailorraspberry
Medium: Fanfic
Theme: Parents
Genre: General, Humor
Version: Manga
Rating: G
"Hey, Mom?"
Minako looked over to the doorway, where her daughter, Deajah, was standing. "Yes?"
"Can I go to the mall with a couple of friends?"
She peered over at Kunzite before refocusing her attention on the question. "Of course, sweetheart. Who are you going with?"
She shrugged. "You know, the usual."
"The usual." Minako raised an eyebrow. "Who are the usual?"
"Some guys from school."
Kunzite's attention perked. "Guys?"
"Dad," she groaned, rolling her eyes skyward. "Don't start acting all weird."
Minako sat forward. "Why don't we go with you?"
She made a disgusted sound in the back of her throat. "No way. You guys are old."
"Come on, Kunzite."
"No!"
"Sweetie, we are going. You're too young anyway."
"I'm fifteen."
"Let me get my purse."
"Mom!"
Kunzite stood and burrowed his hands in his pockets. His smirk was teasing. "Now, now, be nice. We just want to tag along. Meet your friends."
She groaned. "Dad, please. I'd rather die."
He wrapped an arm around her shoulder and led her to the front door, where Minako was shoving her feet into black pumps. "We can let you live with Serenity."
She relented with a sigh. "Fine, you guys can come. But you aren't allowed to talk."
Minako slipped on her coat. "Are any of the guys cute?"
Kunzite raised an eyebrow. "They better not be."
Deajah groaned.