Hey, what's up? Anyways, here's the third chapter to Neko Fun! Also I forgot to put the disclaimer in chapter 1, so…
Disclaimer: This is for the whole story…I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn, or any movies, songs, except my OC or OC's, kay!
Okay, read and review~!
'These are thoughts!'
"Ugh, I really have forgotten how uncomfortable these…things were." Yuuki grumbled, tugging at the black bra she had on. The next day, after discovering she was actually a human, a very naked human,Tsuna practically forced her to go shopping, literally shoving her out the front door with some money and shouted to buy clothes. She really didn't know what the problem was. Hasn't he seen a naked woman before? She smirked at the innocent reaction she got yesterday after their little discovery. Though, they wouldn't have found out if it wasn't for that damn baby.
"Ow! God damn these things!"
She struggled with the bra, trying to get it unhooked with little to no success. She tried taking it off like a t-shirt, only to have the straps whip back onto her pale skin with a snap.
Once finished with the battle with fabric and padding, she mercilessly threw it on the ground of the change room, shooting an icy glare at it. She grabbed the other pairs of bra's and underwear she tried on earlier (and liked) changed into her clothes, paid, and left the store, fully content with never having to go back there again. At least for a while.
Her eyes squinted slightly at the sudden change in lighting and made her way over to various clothing stores, trying and buying things she liked. Once her shopping spree was over, she exited the shopping center, carrying several bags with the stores name or logo on the side. Walking down the street back to Tsuna's, she breathed in the warm air and smiled to herself. It was so peaceful in this town.
"Hand over your money kid!" The peace just flew right out the window…
Yuuki looked over to her right, down an alley in-between two old buildings, and saw an older man roughly push a young boy against the wall, who looked to be about 12 or 13, holding a knife near his neck.
"P-P-please, j-just let m-me g-go!" the boy wailed. His offender only pushed him harder into the brick wall, "Hand over your-!" He didn't get to finish his sentence as a hand gently grasped his wrist that was holding the gleaming knife. Both the man and boy stared over at Yuuki, who had a smile on her face as she addressed the mugger.
"Now, is that anyway to treat children?" Her gentle grip on the mans wrist tightened harshly, enough to hear several cracks, and making the knife drop harmlessly onto the ground below.
"Aaaahhhh!" the man screamed and pulled away, cradling his broken wrist. Yuuki quickly flashed behind him and chopped at the back of his neck, knocking him out.
"Ick, what a waste of a human being." she murmured to herself. Her attention turned to the petrified boy, clinging onto his school bag as if it was his life line. She kneeled down on one knee to look up at him, and gently straitened out his school uniform.
"Are you alright sweetie?" She asked and moved his hair from his face. He nodded slowly, sniffing slightly as she stood up to her full height. She held out her hand for him to take, "Sa, lets get you outa here."
He grasped her hand shakily, cautious after that little episode. She led him out of the alley towards her bags.
"Do you want me to take you home?" she asked him softly. He shook his head rapidly and stared up at her.
"Iie, and thank you miss!" he said and bowed deeply. She only chuckled and ruffled his hair.
"Alright then, but be careful from now on, okay?" She advised as he nodded and ran off. Picking up her bags, she watched the boy scurry off, as if the whole near-death experience didn't happen. Kids these days…
She resumed her walk down the street, taking in the sights and sounds again. Upon reaching the house, she walked through the gate, but instead of going to the front door like a normal person, she headed over to the right side of the house. Using almost no effort, she gracefully landed ontop of Tsuna's small balcony, her bags rustling in the breeze. Blowing away a stray hair from her face, she opened and entered through the window into the room. Obliviously missing Tsuna's shocked face at her bizarre entrance.
She carefully placed her bags in the corner of the room, dusting off non-existent dust on her hands and sighed. She turned to Tsuna, as if finally aware of his presence, and the two stared at each other for a few seconds.
"Hello~!"
Yuuki shouted cheerfully, causing poor Tsuna to fall to the side with a sweatdrop. She merely giggled and noticed another presence in the room. She mentally groaned as she saw Reborn sitting on the bed, sipping on some sort of drink. He made no intention of acknowledging her presence, so she would do the same. She would completely ignore him. But once again, his unique scent wafted to her, engulfing her for a moment. She wanted to gag at how a part of it reminded her of that vile man and his overly sadistic nature. Though it was only a small portion of it. There was also a dark, deadly, and dangerous scent that made a shiver crawl up her spine. She took another small sniff, and noticed something…strange. It was power. Raw power. It was just lurking around him, being covered by his other scents, but it was there…and it scared her. Instinct told to her run, to run far away from this person, though…she couldn't.
Even if it was the most frightening scent she's ever smelled and the source merely a-few feet away from her, she oddly felt…safe? She took in another breath, filling her lungs with his unique scent, unknowingly enjoying it.
'What am I doing?' She shook her head, trying to make sense of what just happened. Though before she could dwell into her thoughts, she felt a small object land on her head. Reaching up, she gently grabbed the item and brought it down to face level.
"Kyaaa~ Hey there little cutie~!" She squealed, smiling down at the small green chameleon. Leon blinked as a sort of greeting. She rubbed the top of his head with the tip of her finger, making the lizard lick her finger in appreciation. Another squeal erupted from the female.
You may not have noticed but, Yuuki loves cute things. Loves them…seriously. Be it large or small, she would gush over it if it was cute enough…that included Reborn (though she won't admit it…not yet anyways~), but hell would freeze over first.
She pouted when he (im assuming it's a 'he') jumped out of her hands and onto Reborn's fedora, making himself comfortable.
"A-ano, Yuuki-san, did you finish your shopping?" Tsuna asked. She laughed and nodded her head.
"Don't be so formal~ Just call me Yuuki or better yet, call me onee-chan!" she wiped a fake tear from her eye, "I haven't been called that in a long time." she reminisced, staring out into space. Tsuna just sighed and smiled and suddenly looked over towards her bags.
"Did you get everything you needed?"
"Un! Hey, could I get your opinion on this?" she said, rummaging through a light pink bag. Tsuna stared wide-eyed at the white bra she was holding up by one of its straps. The boy fell back on his elbow's, staring up at the oblivious woman with a red tint on his face.
"Do you think it's too big? It feels right, but it just looks…weird when I looked in the mirror," she put it up against her chest over her shirt, "What do you think Tsuna….Tsuna?" she looked up to see the door slam shut, and a series of thumps and wails down the hallway. He probably fell down the stairs again, but what could he be in such a rush for?
Shrugging her shoulders, she tossed the bra back into the back and pulled out another one and a few other clothes and headed for the door.
"Where are you going?"
Yuuki jumped slightly, her hand on the doorknob. She'd almost forgotten about the little guy. She contemplated on telling him or just walking out the door. She sighed. Might as well act nice, even if he did smell like a certain basterd (only a little though) it didn't mean he was him.
"Im just going to take a shower," she said, opening the door, "I won't be long." and closed the door behind her. She released a breath she didn't know she was holding and headed towards the bathroom, smiling to herself at the relaxing hot water that lied ahead.
"Ahh, that was awesome~!" she commented to herself, drying off the excess water from her body. She put on her underwear and her pj's ontop, which was a short sleeved with top with a sun in the middle and matching pale yellow, loose, pants. Running her fingers through her silky hair, she stepped out of the bathroom, heading over to Tsuna's.
"Hey Tsuna, I was wondering if—" she stopped dead in her tracks at the person inside the room.
"Ara, dear, and who might you be?" Nana said, staring confusingly at the young woman.
Yuuki took a step back and mentally screamed in her head, 'What do I do? What do I say? Oh come-on, think, think, think!'
"My name is Yuuki." she said, grimacing. 'Okay, that was stupid…now what?' Nana tilted her head in thought and Yuuki could practically see the lightbulb above her head.
"We have a lovely cat by that name~!"
Yuuki eyes went wide for a second. 'Oh shit, I forgot about that!'
"Sa, Yuuki-san, why are you here?" Nana asked sweetly, completely ignorant to the sudden tension in the room. Yuuki looked pleadingly over to Tsuna, begging him to have an answer for her, only to see the teen clutching his head.
"I called her over, maman."
Oh sweet baby Jesus! She's never been happier to hear that high pitched voice, and thanked whatever god you believed in. The three turned their attention to the toddler, Yuuki practically beaming at her savior, as he casually sipped his drink. Yuuki made a mental note to ask him what it was later.
"She's also here to help in tutoring Tsuna."
Yuuki nodded frantically at the older woman, "Yeah, im here to—what?" she looked back over at the infant, confusion sketched all over her face. Nana clapped in excitement and looked over at the whitette.
"Will you be staying here as well?"
Yuuki only nodded dumbly, causing the older woman squeal, and went on about the family getting bigger. She looked over at Tsuna, making eye-contact with him and mouthed the word, 'Tutor?' He gave a nervous grin and gestured towards Reborn. The small hitman smirked, making Yuuki shiver. She did not like that look.
"Maa, Yuuki-san, you can have the spare room down the hall, across from the children's room. Is that all right with you?" Nana asked.
"Of course maman, thank you very much." Yuuki replied. Nana left the room, giddy at having a new family member. Yuuki released a sigh and sat down on Tsuna's bed, the tension leaving her body. Her cat ears and tail popped up out of no-where, and her ears dropped, a sign of how tired she was. She just wanted to curl up in a bed and sleep. Which was odd, she hasn't felt this tired in years, and her earlier shower relaxed her muscles even more.
She slowly lowered herself onto her side, lying down on the bed with her back facing the wall. Her eyes were drooping close but she fought to keep them open, she knew if she didn't, she would wake up lying strapped to a cold, steel metal table. Years of experience taught her that, but…
'Im not there anymore…im here…im safe…right?'
Her eyes cracked open at the slight shift in the bed. Blue, arctic eyes stared tiredly at dark obsidian. Normally she would tense up for him being so close to her, but strangely she felt more relaxed. His presence made her drop her guard completely, and that hasn't happened in a long, long time. Unknowingly, she purred softly as her eyes drifted shut again, going into a dreamless, deep sleep that she desperately needed.
The sounds of birds chirping made her eyes flutter open. Blearily, she looked around in the unfamiliar room, trying to process what happened in her groggy brain. She stretched fully in the bed, with her arms above her head and arching her back some, causing her shirt to ride up slightly, reveling her lean stomach.
"Oh god…that was the best sleep in my life." she mumbled to herself, a satisfied grin plastered on her face. Taking in her surroundings, she found she wasn't in Tsuna's room anymore. She was laying on a comfy queen sized bed, which she wasn't leaving anytime soon, and also what looked like an older room. There was a small dresser in the far right corner from her with her shopping bags near it, and a window, also to her right.
How she got in the room, she didn't know, but right know she didn't care. Sitting up, she ran her fingers through her long, white hair as her feet touched the ground below. She checked the clock on the small lamp desk by her bed and read that it was only seven in the morning. Suddenly, her ears popped up and twitched towards the door, her sensitive ears picked up laughter and small footsteps running up to her door.
It burst open and came in Futa, Lambo, and I-pin. She didn't have time to cover her ears as the kids tackled her to the ground, though, they didn't seem to care.
"Onee-chan, onee-chan, hurry and come downstairs, breakfast is ready!" Futa said, hugging her waist, and Lambo and I-pin on either side of her, holding each of her arms. Yuuki beamed at being called onee-chan again, and struggled under the combined weight of the three.
"Hai, hai, now let me up~" She picked up Lambo and I-pin in both her arms as Futa climbed onto her back. She carefully went downstairs, making sure the kids didn't fall and went into the kitchen. She inhaled the wonderful smell of maman's kickass cooking.
"Ohayo, maman~!" the kids chorused. Yuuki quickly hid her ears again, popping out of sight. The kids climbed of her and headed over to their respective seats around the table. Yuuki smiled over at Nana, and sat down next to I-pin. Tsuna was not at the table yet and Reborn was no-where to be seen.
The group started to eat, Lambo eating his whole meal in less than two minutes, and everyone else eating at a normal pace. Lambo constantly asked for more, making Nana leave her food to fulfill the cow's wish.
"Maman let me get it, im already done with my plate." Yuuki said, giving Lambo another bowl full of rice. She washed her dishes in the sink, including Futa's and I-pin's, also Nana's when she was done.
"Oh Yuuki-san, you don't have to do that." Nana fussed.
"It's alright; it's the least I could do anyways."
Tsuna came running in with a school uniform, grabbed a piece of toast, and left waving back at them about being late or something. In his rush, he forgot his bento that was wrapped in a light blue cloth.
"I'll bring it to him! Don't worry maman~!" Yuuki declared, glad for getting to see more of the outside world. Without even waiting for a reply, she grabbed the forgotten lunch box and ran out the door, still in her nightwear. Her tail and ears popped up in all the excitement as she pranced down the street, following Tsuna's scent. Her tail swished back and forth and her ears twitched towards different sound with a grin plastered on her pale face.
"You seem pretty ecstatic."
Yuuki jumped slightly and turned towards the voice, surprised to find Reborn there, staring at her with an amused expression. Her right cat ear stood up strait with the other fell down as she gave him a questioning look. She shook it off and shrugged, her grin returning onto her face, her tail swinging again.
"Well, yeah. I can't help but be exited," she said, walking down the road at a casual pace, Reborn having no trouble keeping up, "I haven't been outside in some time now…" she muttered to herself, thinking that the baby wouldn't hear. He raised an eyebrow and gave her a blank stare, having it going unnoticed.
Yuuki suddenly turned to him, holding her arms out to as if she was receiving a hug, an honest smile on her face.
"Come on, I have a little mission to do and your slowing me down~" she said, blue orbs gleaming with humor. Reborn scoffed, smirking and jumped onto her head instead, seeing as she'll have some trouble holding him and Dame-Tsuna's bento. She silently sniffed the air, searching for Tsuna's fainting scent when an impatient tug on her cat ear interrupted.
"Ow! Hey, those are sensitive ya know!"
"Really?" he tugged on her ear again.
"Okay, okay, im going, im going…"
Yuuki jogged down the street, following Tsuna's very faint scent. After a few good minutes, the two arrived at the front entrance of Nami-chuu, right when Tsuna's scent disappeared. She looked around the school ground in disbelief. How was she supposed to find a little tuna in this big pond?
"Hey, Reborn, do you know where-?"
She felt a small change in weight sit ontop of her head, and plucked off the little toddler from her head. Only to find a well made ragdoll of the baby with a digital clock in its mouth, count downing from ten.
She stared at it for a second and slowly pressed her cat ear against its stomach. A round of ticking could be faintly heard. Her eyes went as wide as dinner plates.
"What the hell!" She know had five seconds. Panicking, she threw the object high in the air behind her, away from the school, and watched it explode in a white light.
"THAT LITTLE ASSHOLE!" she yelled, staring up at the evaporating smoke, "THAT COULDV'E KILLED ME!"
"Herbivore…"
"Hm?" Yuuki turned around to face the stranger, forgetting about her little tirade of nearly being exploded. She saw a young boy glaring at her with cold, steel gray eyes, with his black jacket hanging loosely around his shoulders with a red armband pinned on one of its sleeves. He was shorter than her by a few inches but made up for it with that deadly aura surrounding him. Yuuki seemed unfazed or didn't even notice.
"Hey there~! Can you tell me where I could find Sawada Tsunayoshi? Im here to deliver something of his~!" She said, holding up the blue bento. The boy didn't hear or rather didn't care, as he pulled out his famous tonfas of doom.
"You're disrupting the peace of Namimori and are in violation of the school's dress code."
"But I don't even go here-"
"Then you are trespassing," he raised his tonfas in an attacking stance,
"Kamikorosu."
Oh no! What will happen to dear Yuuki? Will she get her ass kicked or totally pown him? Till next time dearies!