WOOT heres the next chapter! ohhh ahhh... yes anyway I PRAY FOR DEATH UPON ALL THE HOMEWORK THAT PLAGUES ME - as well as the death for homework in general.. I'm excited for fall because it will be death to our garden veggies too... stupid tomatoes...ok i'm done screaming about pointless things... um so begin...
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As Naruto raced along trying to get to the hot springs as quick as he could he realized two things; one, as he passed by Shikamaru, the brown haired boy looked up and watched him fly from treetop to tree top before attempting to follow. Two, if Tsunade caught the Pervy-sage peeping he needed to move faster or Jiraiya would be dead by the time he got there. As Naruto sped up Shikamaru was left in his dust leaving the boy to only ponder further.
"Hey kid think you'll be needing me for this? If not, I smell rabbit..." Kyuubi hinted, licking his lips.
Naruto sighed and quickly summoned the fox on the tree branch as he landed but didn't stop. Kyuubi smirked as he jumped down after making sure there wasn't anyone below him.
Soon Naruto arrived at the hot springs to see something he wasn't exactly expecting. Tsunade was hiding in a bush looking through the branches and as Naruto approached he too looked through the bush. "spying on a spy now?" Naruto asked as he spoted Jiraiya peeping in on the girls in the spa.
"Actually, thinking on the best way to say 'surprise'..." Tsunade said with a smirk.
"I distract him while you attack then?" Naruto asked with a glint of evil in his eye.
"You got it, brat." She said as she stood up and moved closer to the building.
"Should we tell him of our situation?" Naruto asked
"Maybe later... I'll have a word with him after I take revenge." Tsunade said evilly
"But we just met him here and..." Naruto trailed off at the look in the medical nin's eye.
"Oh he hasn't yet, but he will..." she said as Naruto decided it was time to move.
Naruto quickly did a henge and walked over to the perverted man. The she-Naruto smirked as she flattened out her orange dress that hugged her curves. "Um, excuse me..." the she-Naruto started in a innocent tone.
Jiraiya immediately looked up in aggravation, but once his eyes fell on the she-Naruto he began to drool a bit. "Why, yes? What can I help you with? And might I say you're a beautiful woman! Have you ever considered modeling? See, I have this book I write and..." Jiraiya began to babble on perversely but she-Naruto silenced him.
"Oh, well, I was just wondering if you'll look over there for all of two itty bitty seconds?" Naruto said batting his/her eyelashes and pouted slightly as (s)he pointed over the Sannin's shoulder.
"But of course! I aim to please!" He said, drool flowing freely from his mouth and blood from his nose as his eyes drifted to the 'ladies' chest.
As the man turned around he was met with a punch to the face. "Stop peeping on naked woman, you pervert!" Tsunade yelled as loud as she could and smirked as she heard a few screams from within the springs. Naruto smiled as a woman poked her head over the fence to glare at Jiraiya before the rally started. All the woman who were in the spa came out fully clothed and cracking knuckles at the only visible man in their vicinity.
Jiraiya lifted his head in time to see about fifteen angry woman leering down at him, eyes glowing. He gulped slightly as he looked to Tsunade then really gulped as he looked towards the angered woman once more. "GET HIM!!" One of them shouted before they swarmed and attacked the sage from every angle .
"Checked in there earlier to see who was in there, didn't you?" The she-Naruto said as he/she sweatdropped at the fray before him.
"Yep." Tsunade had an evil smirk as she watched Jiraiya be beaten.
"All ninja women were in there, right?" Naruto asked in a dull tone, eyes shifting over to Tsunade for a few moments.
"Yep."
"Oh... he's going to be sore for awhile"
"Yep."
"Think that'll teach him a lesson?"
Tsunade sighed. "Nope..." She knew almost nothing would deter his peeping nature.
As the woman began to leave feeling they'd taken all out all they're pent up rage on Jiraiya, the clearly bruised man lay in obvious pain. After the last woman gave him a final kick in the ass, Naruto henged back into himself as he laughed at the white haired shinobi. Jiraiya moaned. "Well you could help me now..." He said clearly in pain.
"I'm not healing that." Tsunade said as she walked over, eyeing a bruise on the man's eyebrow that seemed to pulse and twitch.
Naruto laughed harder at Tsunade's comment causing Jiraiya to raise his unswollen eyebrow. "What is it you find so funny, brat?" He growled out, making Naruto laugh harder. "and where did that pretty lady go? I was hoping she'd give me some 'inspiration'." He said glumly. Naruto snickered a bit more.
As Jiraiya got more focused, he stood up and glared at Tsunade. "So, what brings you here, oh great breasted one?" Jiraiya asked with a smirk.
Tsunade was about to hit the man but decided it would be easier to talk to him conscious then to babble on to a corpse. "Ignoring that." she hissed out through a clenched jaw. "We need to work together to stop the sand sound invasion that will happen during the second part of the Chuunin exam. Now, you can either cut the jokes and focus or I can use your dead naked corpse for Orochimaru-bait..." Tsunade seethed out.
Jiraiya and Naruto both shuddered at the thought. "Can't you just punch me instead?" Jiraiya said with a nervous smile. Tsunade's eyes narrowed. "Okay, okay, sheesh... and besides, last I heard Orochimaru was found dead in the Forest of Death. Threat null and void... but it's the thought that counts." Jiraiya said switching from serous to joking about. "And if I'm not mistaken, it was this kid right here who did him in too." Jiraiya said pointing to Naruto who smirked. "Which also means he's the..." Jiraiya trailed off, looking to Tsunade and patting his stomach.
"Yep I'm the one who keeps the fuzz ball in check." Naruto said with a smirk. No sooner were the words out of his mouth did he feel Kyuubi returning to him 'Wow that was quick. What did you use all the chakra on?' He thought to the fox.
Kyuubi laughed slightly. "Well, you know. Little this, little that..." The fox's smile widened.
'You seem to be in a really good mood. Mind sharing why?'
"Not particularly, no." Kyuubi snorted a laugh.
Jiraiya looked thoughtful for a moment before smiling. "So he knows?"
"He knows" Tsunade smiled.
"I know" Naruto nodded.
"And I'm guessing you brought him to me to get me to train him then?" Jiraiya asked, looking intently on his soon to be new charge.
"Yes. Train him" Tsunade said slightly amused stressing the word train.
"Yes! Train me!" Naruto smirked as the white haired man's eye twitched at them both for repeating the last few words he said.
"Stop that." Jiraiya said with a sigh. "And if you do something for me I MIGHT consider it... only because Tsunade asked so nicely..." He said rubbing a bruise. "And the fact that you remind me of someone..."
"Hm? Okay, what do you want me to do?" Naruto asked knowing full well what the answer would be.
Jiraiya looked thoughtful for a minute as his mouth curled up into a perverted smile. "Well, if you can find me a beautiful woman who will let me... um... research and possibly-"
"NOTHING PERVERTED!!" Tsunade snapped and cracked her knuckles for emphasis on the unspoken 'or else'.
Jiraiya gulped as he nervously held up his hands in a feeble attempt to protect himself from the fuming Tsunade. "On second thought... I got something else for you to prove your worth! Heh heh heh..." The perverted nin looked through his pockets for a moment before he found what he was looking for.
"is that a...?" Naruto trailed off.
"NO! IT'S A BALLOON!" Jiraiya yelled. He blew air into it so show its round inflated shape.
"A balloon?" He stared at it, thinking, before it clicked. "Ohhh." Naruto smirked as he watched the Sannin fill it with water. Jiraiya began walking to a more secluded area, motioning for the pair to follow.
"There. I want you to pop this balloon only using your chakra." Jiraiya said before filling another balloon. "Like this." As the water spun faster and faster, the balloon began to push out in every direction then suddenly it burst spewing water everywhere. Naruto smirked, as did Tsunade.
"Now, if you can do this before the week is up I'll agree to train you, brat." Jiraiya said as he watched Naruto look at the balloon.
"Tell you what, I bet that he'll get it before the end of the day, and if I win you let him sign the summoning scroll, hm?" Tsunade said, rubbing her hands together.
"Ha ha! Is that so? If you lose..." Jiraiya smirked, "you can't hit me for a whole month!"
"DEAL!" The two shook hands. As they broke apart, Naruto began to build his energy to burst the balloon. Within seconds the balloon popped. Naruto looked up expectantly. "I win!" Tsunade laughed with an all knowing smirk.
"Wha- what? How? Whenever you bet on things, you lose!" Jiraiya yelled eye twitching.
Tsunade shrugged. "I've learned that I always lose when I bet against this kid." She smirked at the face the white-haired nin made.
"Fine, but I bet he won't even be able to summon a tadpole..." He grumbled out miserably.
Naruto laughed as he cracked his knuckles. "If I can summon Kyuubi to take down the snake freak, then I think I can handle Gamabunta." Naruto laughed at the expression that befell the older man's face. "Don't worry the fur ball gets out now and then but all he does it terrorize people with his bad jokes." Naruto laughed while Jiraiya's face turned to steel.
"You let the Kyuubi run around freely?!" Jiraiya half yelled clearly trying to hide what he really felt. "Do you have any idea just how much damage that fox could cause?!" He took a calming breath and continued very slowly. "If he breaks free from you, he'll try to take revenge on the village."
Naruto shook his head "He's been free before and the village is still standing. He cheats at cards though..."
"When I heard what happened with Orochimaru, I thought you used Kyuubi's chakra, not the fox itself!" The white haired man half yelled, clearly angry at the blonde.
"Kid, let me talk to him. At the very least I might be able to scare some sense into him." Kyuubi said with a deep sigh "There goes my good mood..." he mumbled more to himself then Naruto. "Just because I'm a demon doesn't mean I'm evil to the core..."
"Fuzz ball wants to talk to you." Naruto said simply, making Jiraiya flinch a little.
Tsunade looked sternly at the white haired man. "Perhaps now is as good a time as any to explain then..."
POOF
Kyuubi looked up to Jiraiya who blinked and shuddered as he looked into the fox's eyes. The fox grinned evilly making the man flinch slightly but he stood his ground. The fox then burst out laughing.
"I guess I'll begin then, unless someone else wants to." Kyuubi said as he yawned. When no one replied the fox continued. "Maybe I should make an audio recording of this speech so I won't need to repeat myself to everyone you know." the fox shot an annoyed glance to the blonde who shrugged.
"Well then..."
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Kyuubi's adventure (idea from Agramahad)
Kyuubi smirked and jumped out of the tree making sure there was no one beneath him when he got back to solid ground he began looking for the rabbit he had smelled earlier. Kyuubi padded along, sniffing the air looking for his prey. As he was walking around, he saw something better then a rabbit and decided to go after it instead. A wild turkey was scratching around looking for food. Little did the bird know it would soon become food.
Kyuubi quietly moved forward twitching his tail in excitement 'I haven't had a turkey in a while.' He thought to himself. He got as close as he could before he ran out and grasped his jaws firmly around the bird's neck. Once the fox had eaten his fill he began his search anew for more prey. His hunt eventually brought him to one of the training grounds. Kyuubi looked around but didn't spot anyone.
What he did spot, however, was something that made his mouth water. "Chicken!" The fox barked out excitedly. 'I haven't had a chicken for at least a year! It must have escaped from a farm! Oh well, mine now!' Kyuubi licked his lips as he moved into a bush ready to go for the next kill.
"WAAAHHOOOO!" A call from behind startled the bird and it flapped away in terror. Kyuubi growled as he watched his prey go. He stood out of the covering of the bush and looked to see Kiba and Akamaru about to do something. The fox watched with interest but as soon as Kiba turned to his direction he ducked down.
Akamaru yipped to his master and Kyuubi felt them moving quickly towards them. "Heheh. Something to practice our tracking skills on! Alright, let's go!" Kiba yelled. Kyuubi crouched lower hoping they hadn't noticed him. Unfortunately, they had. A soft hissing sound was heard and suddenly something very wet and very warm trickled onto the red foxes head and back. One wiff, as well as a call from Kiba, confirmed what had happened.
"Dynamic Marking!" Kiba called as the little dog yipped in return. "We got him now!"
"Okay, I'm pissed." The fox growled out. Kiba looked around, hearing a voice speak. 'Damn mutt! He better be glad he's one of Naruto's friends or I'd eat him! Not only did he scare off my prey, he used his humiliating... thing on me!' Kyuubi growled, making Akamaru yelp as Kyuubi stepped out of the bush and into an open clearing.
"Alright! A fox!" Kiba yelled, watching the red fox. Akamaru yipped excitedly and the two came closer to the small angered animal.
"Yes, here's good. I WILL HAVE REVENGE!"Kyuubi half yelled a malicious grin as he looked up to the high trees. He looked back at Kiba who stopped and began to shiver as the fox began pouring killer intent towards the young Genin. Kiba watched in horror as the fox's body quivered as it grew and its tail split into three.
Kiba couldn't move even if he wanted to he obviously made a mistake. "D-d-d-de-demon!?" He tried to yell, only to find his voice come out as a barely audible whisper. Before him stood a 60 foot tall fox, just 40 feet shorter than the trees that surrounded them. Kyuubi flicked his tail taking down one of the smaller trees with ease. Kiba would have probably wet himself if not for the fact he had just gone. Kyuubi locked eyes with the small mutt before him his fiery chakra instantly burning up anything Kiba left on his fur. "I'm gonna die..." Kiba squeaked out. Akamaru whimpered.
The fox began to laugh with a smirk that showed his long very sharp pointed teeth. Suddenly the killer intent eased a bit as Kyuubi turned slightly. Kiba felt his shoulders sag, thinking the demon might just leave him alone. Kyuubi's smirk broadened as he lifted his leg. "Dynamic Marking." He growled out making Kiba more afraid then he had ever been before. Unfortunately for him, his mouth dropped open in fear. As Kyuubi relived himself, Kiba was washed away into the woods as a yellow river flowed out. Kiba and Akamaru became thoroughly soaked to the bone.
"And that takes care of that..." The fox smirked feeling a warm and fuzzy feeling coming over him. As he shrunk back down he shook himself to get his fur to lie flat. Kiba vowed to never use his Dynamic Marking again on anything that wasn't an inanimate object, or on something that wasn't an enemy. It was also the day Kiba and Akamaru developed a fear of dark red foxes.
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Hehe. So there's that. Thanks Agramahad for the Kyuubi and Kiba thing it was fun to write! Hope everyone else enjoyed it as well!
Bwahaha haha ha haha... umm yea... anyway here's the next chapter all done! Woot! Everyone cheer now... cricket chirps... anyway cliffies rule! well it's not a real big one but hey it's fun to write drop off sentences.. so anyway REVIEW!! THE POWER HAS BEEN BESTOWN UPON YOU SO YOU MUST USE IT! er yea... EXIT ME LEFT! (dances badly and makes hole in wall)
THANKS HELKAT!