I Always Hated You
A Warriors FanFiction
Leopardstar's Lonely Laugh
Leopardstar's POV
I was in the TigerClan camp. Just me. Everyone else was either on a patrol or with Tigerstar himself talking with Scourge and the other Clans, and I was stuck guarding camp. I was very annoyed at Tigerstar. He said it would be a shared rule, but he's a liar, just like the other ThunderClan cats. I thought, But really, if he was as bad as the other ThunderClan cats, why was he exiled? Oh well, I still don't like him! I padded over to the Bonehill. At least I think that's what it was called, it was a while ago, and an unpleasant place, so I've forgotten it's name. Anyway, I padded over to the 'Bonehill' and took a very large bone from it. I sat and unsheathed my claws with a scraping noise, I herd the click of my claws touching the bone. My claws started to move angrily and scratch the white bone. What am I doing? I thought scared that I would be caught red-pawed, I couldn't stop myself from writing.
Tigerstar of TigerClan, formerly ShadowClan, formerly ThunderClan
Go lose all your lives, dunghead! You offer me a lie and you join our Clans but make me guard the camp like an ordinary warrior! I'm a LEADER for StarClan's sake!
Why can't you leave RiverClan alone? You are killing its members just because they are half-clan, when really, WHO CARES? I don't mind having half-clan cats in my Clan, having half'-clan cats is good, because if they have been living in a different Clan they can tell us the secrets and can teach us the skills of the Clan they were once in. I hope Scourge turns on you and rips your ice-cold black heart out of your body!
I Always Hated You,
Lovely Leopardstar.
I snorted in satisfaction that I had successfully vented my anger. Now quick, bury the bone before anyone sees it. I don't want this falling into the wrong paws. I don't want anyone to know I don't mind half-clans, if anyone knows that, they'll think I'm weak. I thought as I buried the bone.
It was good I did it then, because one of my warriors burst into camp screeching: "LEOPARDSTAR LEOPARDSTAR! COME QUICK! SCOURGE TURNED ON US AND RIPPED TIGERSTAR'S HEART OUT OF HIS BODY AND NOW WE'RE JOINING LIONCLAN TO FIGHT THEM OFF!" Then ran off to tell the warriors on patrol.
I smiled. The hilariousness of it was just too funny, I had written I hope Scourge turns on you and rips your ice-cold black heart out of your body! And it had happened! I couldn't help myself. I burst out laughing in the silent camp.
I got the last laugh! I got the last laugh! I got the last laugh! I was chanting in my brain, Now I can have RiverClan back after I fight off Scourge and BloodClan!
"HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW, TIGERSTAR?" I roared to the sky in joy.
Well, Leopardstar, I thought to myself, you better go and help the Clans. What a good laugh, that'll be the last one for awhile, oh well. And I bounded forward to lead my strong Clan and drive the evil Scourge and his cats off my territory!
Thanks for reminding me about Leopardstar, Winterkitten! I thought this was good! What about you? Review!