Journal entry N° 35- Mikey's journal:
Pizza ramblings
I'm not a picky eater. I can eat anything at any time… except during a mission, it pisses Leo off. Also, puke. Lots of puke. Like… holy shit that's a lot of puke!
Where was I? Oh yeah…
If there's a zombie outbreak, I can assure I wouldn't starve to death. Of course, I wouldn't resort to cannibalism although with the proper seasoning I'm sure human meat can be- OOOH HELL NO! I did NOT just say that!
Cat food! Think of cat food! And… oh I don't know… maybe very old beef jerky? Once I tried to gnaw on a very old strip and dude, I think I was tripping balls. Kept calling Raph "Toots" for some reason and April looked very much like a dude… yeah, I wouldn't eat old beef jerky again.
Ok, maybe just one strip because I have to admit it was hella fun seeing Don running around in a tutu.
Damn, I can't remember what the hell the point I wanted to make was. Hmm… I do remember pizza was involved somewhere. Maybe it was about toppings. Yeah, pizza toppings! Let's see, we already have pineapple, marshmallows, gummy bears, broccoli… broccoli?
Ok, ok hold up.
Who in his right mind puts broccoli on pizza? That's like taking the gore and fatalities out of Mortal Kombat!
No, no sir. My pizzas don't have any of that healthy crap; I like my pizzas greasy, cheesy and squeezy~ And that reminds me… I should've put more cheese on this one. Eh, maybe the guys won't notice.
Did I use the right amount of olives? I don't think Raph and Don will care too much, the only one who eats those things is Leo but… oh whatever, I'll just chop some for him later.
Now where did I put the- tuna can? But I thought I used this on…
Oh.
Oh crap.
"UUGGHH! WHAT THE HELL IS-. IS THIS CAT FOOD?!"
"LEO, GET ME SOME WATER! QUICK!"
"MIKEY! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE PIZZA?!"
I guess it's a good thing I'm not a picky eater. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cat food pizza to finish. All by myself.
Hey, that's just like the song! ALL BY MYYYSEEEELF~ Pizza, I'll eat… ALL BYYY MYYY-
"MIKEY!"
End of Journal entry N°35
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Me and my 2k3/2k7 turtles are back again… BICHES*!
(*If you don't get that reference, I suggest you check jacksfilms)