ROFL oh my god. So partially I had no reason other than pure ignorance. THEN; I try to upload the chapter, and lookie lookie; my computer was being a beotch. It wouldn't let me upload ANYTHING, and now my document holder looks anorexic. Anyways, I shall now grovel at anyone that likes this story's feet for forgiveness. Onegai shimasu~!

AND ROFL; I don't own Tootsie Pops! Or Naruto; but thats on my profile.

Konan had decided that we were going to play Truth or Dare.

"Amay-Chan~! Truthetha or Dareth?" She grinned.

Well, if I pick truth, then she's going to make me admit I like Deidara. If I pick Dare, then she's going to dare me to kiss Deidara. So basically, the whole thing went in a circle. Kissing Deidara would be nice though, huh? It'd also be a bit more vague~ Fufufufufu.

"Dare!" I said.

"Well, I dare you to kiss Deidara!" She grinned.

God, Konan. She's so~ predictable. I walked across our Truth or Dare circle [Which I had never seen anyone do, so I suppose it was an unspoken rule.] Konan gasped. I kissed Deidara for a second and cut right through the circle again.

"Y-You cut through the circle! WHUT THE CRAP?" She yelled.

"IDUNNO!" I yelled insanely back.

She suddenly came up to me with a mock-angry expression on her face.

"Oh, girl~! I need to have a chat wit youz." She said.

We both started laughing while all the male on-lookers stared at us like we were crazy. Me and Konan mock-fought about the unspoken rule for about five minutes until the game resumed. I grinned.

"So, Konan. Truth or dare?" I grinned like an evil mastermind.

"Dare." She said, eyeing my smile.

"I dare you to grab Leader-dude and force him into a hot tub with you... but he has to get into a bathing-suit or it doesn't count." I said, rifling through my bag for a camera. I then popped myself on the head and made a nice camera pop into my hands as Konan left the room.

I then snuck over to the hot-tub and hid in the bushes near them. Why there were bushes near a hot-tub? The world may never know!

Konan and Leader-dude then came out of a door somewhere on the side; both in bathing suits. They got in the hot tub, and when they started to get closer; I took discreet pictures of them by covering up that little red button and turning flash off. Other than that, the camera didn't make a noise. My chakra was concealed anyways. He and Konan started kissing, and I took a LOT of pictures of that. They then began to cuddle and I took some cute fluffy pictures . I then swiftly and quietly returned to the guys and grinned as I held up my camera, unconcealing my chakra. They all grinned back an we started to rifle through the pictures.

"Leader-sama's dating Konan? Who would've thought?" Kisame asked.

"I woulda thought, shark bait!" I grinned.

"Oi, just because you have girl smarts doesn't constitute bragging." He growled.

"Does it, does it really?" I asked.

"Yes--NO! WHAT?!" he asked confused.

"Exactly." I grinned more.

I then brought the camera with me to the kitchen and brought out some sake for shits and giggles. The guys all drank it, and I had a little, too, still uncertain about drinking too much and going crazy. I needed to videotape all of this, anyways. I put the camera on movie, and sat down. Deidara happened to be the only one other than me, Leader-dude, or Konan, that happened not to be wasted. He sat next to me.

"You're gonna vidotape this, hmm?" He asked, amused.

"There's no way in hell I'm not going to videotape this." I responded.

Suddenly, Itachi burst out a muffin suit. My mouth became completely agape, and I started to silently Lmao in my seat. I sat there and video-taped him dancing the macarena and then putting kisame in the muffin suit, who then began to do the macarena. Then Kakuzu burst in and put 'Caramell-Dansen' and 'Numa Numa' on. Deidara watched them in complete shock and amusement. All the men got in a row and danced PERFECTLY to each song. Hidan then broke from the line and started to nom on kisames head.

"yooz taste leik fish-poop!" He yelled.

"REALL-E? MAYB WE SHOULD BBQ KISSMEEEEE!" Itachi yelled.

Kisame then proceeded into kissing Itachi. I think they made out for like five minutes, and then everything just crumbled. Yaoi spread throughout the whole party, and I swore that I could hear yaoi lovers coming to bombard the Akatsuki hideout.

I swear to effing god.

Hidan was on top of Kakuzu, Kisame was kissing Itachi, Tobi was trying to glomp Sasori, and Zetsu was trying to get in on the Kisame/Itachi action. I videotaped an hour long of nothing but crazy, drunk men kissing and trying to molest each-other, and failing. The men stayed like that until they were all shirtless, then started to dance once more. I stared at the new movement. I then stopped videotaping, and grinned to Deidara.

"That was fucking crazy." I said. "BUT NAO.........I WANT SOME SAKE TOOOO~!"

I then looked around for a bottle of sake that was at least HALF empty, but i couldn't find ANY sake, whatsoever. I groaned. I then proceeded over to Deidara. He was taking the last sip of what seemed to be a sake bottle that was barely empty. I grinned, because I knew how I was going to get my sake.

I suddenly kissed him, and stole the sip of sake he took. I pulled away and swallowed, but after I swallowed the sake, he pulled me back to him and kissed me. I blinked, then figured out what was going on. I started to kiss him back, and he slightly licked my bottom lip. I opened my lips and his tongue slowly slipped into my mouth. Our tongues played with each-other, and we sat there kissing for what seemed to be a long time, but was still honestly too short. We breathed, and I found how we were positioned. Deidara's arms were around my waist, and my hands were around his neck. I was somewhat straddling him, and I blushed, going to sit on the stony floor.

I laid down, and then I closed my eyes, and something happened. My mind became blank and a searing pain went through my hands. My entire consciousness was hyper-aware of the impulsive fear and pain shooting through me. My breathing picked up, and I heard someone shout.

"QUICK! GET AMAYA SOME PAPER—! SHE'S GOING TO—"

Various words were slurred out of my hazy hearing as things happened quickly. I felt a pen in my hand, and a large piece of paper underneath my hand. I started feeling my arm moving and was finally aware of what my body was doing on it's own. My hand was flying all over the place, and as it flew I felt warm liquid on my hands. Time flew with wings on crack, and I finally knew what I was seeing—murder—fire—various meteors—death—destruction—endings of people's stories and house-work. All was useless. One person stood alone in the middle—a girl with long, flowing black hair. She sobbed into her bloody hands and dress—without someone to comfort her. All life around the burning houses and structures was entirely obliterated—or burning. There was a whole pack of wolves' dead—never to make a sound other than the ones that were still half alive—making no noises other than ones for pain. The girl suddenly looked up and began to open her eyes. And all I could see was her cold, icy-blue eyes filled to the brim with hate as her eyes bore into mine. Then everything was gone, leaving nothing but the welcoming emptiness of my mind.

I am again, horribly sorry. I'm updating now, so review please! Much appreciated! So; Apparently I've either been on crack unknowingly or playing too much FFX. Honestly. I'm going to make a story solely based around the dream I had. It's pretty fucking crazy. Like, Rikku from FFX is my best friend, I go into a 'Realm' [Thats from the Gemma Doyle Series] and fall in love with IKUTO. From, y'know, Shugo Chara? Craziest shit ever. IT WILL BE POSTED! ...Soon.