Yay for 5 AM! So, I started to read the Naruto MANGA and....some of the beginning stuff made me laugh. I also came up with the following:

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Sunday School teacher: Now, Amy, who walked on water?

Ami: Naruto? -innocently-

SST: OMG! YES! WAIT! NO! JESUS AND MOSES! GO TELL JIMMY TO RUN A LAP ON THE TRACK! HE MOSLESTED KAT!

Jimmy: Missus, we don't have a track. And there's no Kat in our class! ...Are you on crack?

SST: ...uhm...Memorize who walked on water with flashcards while I go get my bible!

To fully understand this chapter you must re-read the chapter 'The Room' because I did major editing. :)

I had talked to Deidara, and then exited his room. Now...where....was...my room? I rolled my eyes. Wow. That's like asking yourself after living somewhere for five years, 'Hey...what direction do I live in again?' I walked around until I found a room with an 'A' engraved on it. I pondered. I was the only one who had the Initial 'A' instead of Akatsuki, right? Why not give it a try... I opened the door to see Ice-blue, black, and mahogany everywhere. Yup. Defidently my room. I closed the door behind me, and took off my shoes. I slowly lifted the tool that covered my bed, and blinked. I kneeled on the bed, and let the tool fall behind me. I stared at the two--three hand/paw-prints on the wall. I placed my hand over where the hand-print marked 'Deidara' was.

I smiled sadly.

'I want to remember you...but...I need my brother for that...I just wonder...where is he?'

I walked around, and found a variety of paintbrushes in a cup of water along with masses of paper all over my desk.

'Guess I'm not a neat freak.' I thought, sweat-dropping.

I sat down at my desk, and prepared a piece of paper infront of me. I got some watercolor paints, and set them open, aside on a paper that looked like I had used it for holding the watercolor paints there, that was near the water. I got a paint-brush and bega to paint. First, I grabbed a bunch of painprushes, and put one in each color. I then began to write things like hearts and 'Lol' And one random squiggly mass, and it turned out to look like some sort of museum hall painting, like contemporary. I set it down and looked at the rest of the stuff. There were a lot of sketches in my sketchbook, and a few were colored. I began to sketch Kakuzu on his knees, when my mind went blank, and my hand flew across the page.

My first reaction was fear and the raw feeling of something like thick liquid on my hands. My second was wonder. What was happening? Was this a repeat of one of my memories? Or was this just a freaky thing that happened to me often?

I was only holding a pencil, yet when I could clearly see again, I haid drawn Kakuzu on his knees, begging for the mercy of a wad of burning money that I held in my palm. The color of the picture began to fill in right before my eyes. What. The. Mother. Of. Fucking. Jesus. Christ. I threw the drawing on my dresser, but still thinking about it.

''Out of sight out of mind' Yeah fucking right...' I thought.

I threw the whole thought off my shoulder and began to look thtrough my drawers to the desk.

Top left: Beef Jerky...Beef Jerky...Beef Jerky...Beef Jer-- Okay. So I'm defidently a beef jerky addict.

Mid left: Sketch book, erasers, charcoal, pencils, mutated colored pencils-- Whoa. I really fucked those colored pencils up.

Top right: Ramen, Ramen, and more Ramen. What's up with me and food? I even had a mini-stove in my room.

Mid right: Camera... Picture fo Deidara...Picture of secret woods with some guy that looks just like me in it...picture of a squirrel...--WHOA WAIT A SEC! Pic of secret woods with some guy that looks like me in it?

I grabbed that picture and flipped it over. 'Kioshi Kitsuki in my secret woods. Age 15. Taking picture: Amaya Kitsuki. Age 14.' I blinked and flipped it back over. He looked just like me, but hade vivid green eyes. Interesting, really. I ran back to where Deidara's room was, and thrust the picture at him.

"THISISMYBROTHERTHREEYEARSAGOLETSGOBRINGTHEPICTOLEADERDUDESAMAWEIRDOSOHECANTELLUSWHEREHEIS!" I shouted.

"What was that supposed to mean, un?" He asked, sweat-dropping.

"This is my brother three years ago!" I said slower. " Let's go bring the Pic to Leader-dude-sama-weirdo so he can tell us where he is!"

"Okay, yah." He said.

I ran and half-dragged Deidara to Leader-dude-sama-weirdo, and handed him the picture telling him what I had said to Deidara.

"Kanna believes this man to be the only way to get my memories back, Leader-dude-sama-guy-kun!" I said.

"Well, he's a missing nin and is probably working with one of Orochimaru's ex-members. Are you ready to go up against that?" He asked.

...

"HELL YES!"

:3 Done!

Yup so thats it folks. Have fun! Sorry for such a small update. I've been redoing the earlier chaps and its weird to write something...well...NEW! xD! Anywhoo, dont forget to write a review! Review! Review! Review!