WOO! I've been soooo lazy. Sorry!!!!! Anywhoo, HERE WE GO! HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 3

"Amaya, yeah..." Deidara trailed. "If we go get them now, they might fight us. I might need to get your body to remember how to do everything with chakra, hmm."

"Gah. Fine, scardiecat. I like the unknown. Heck, I let a Black widow spider bite me this morning!" I said, throwing my hands up. "Don't see me dying!"

"You're right...I don't...hmm..." Leader-dude said, pondering. "Go make her body remember, Deidara. Just make sure that her body has dealt with the poison."

"Hai, Leader-sama! ...un" He said, escorting me out.

Deidara led me to a clearing, and pulled off his coat.

"Tsubame Fuyuki, yeah?" He asked me.

I performed it lazily. Jeez. Really? Ice needles? Be more creative, Deidara. Something like Rōga Nadare no Jutsu or something. Seriously! Need some chakra fun.

"Deidara, I know all of mah jutsu's. I guess I put them all in a scrollieeee or something. Practiced yestaday. Can we pleaaaaaaaaaaaz go find mah brotha?" I pleaded.

"We have to go disturb Leader again, yeah." He said, warily.

"Well what are we waiting for?" I asked, skipping towards where leader was.

I bursted through the door like it was my own room, and grinned.

"I learned all mah jutsuuuuz yestaday, Leaaaaaaaaaaderrrr-dudeeeeeee.... I wants to find mah brothaaaaaa...." I said, goofily.

Leader-dude turned to look at me, pondering.

"Konan...I need you to test Amaya's blood for drugs..." He said, throwing her a senbon.

I twitched.

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! IT IS TEH EVIL POINTED STICK OF DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled, running away.

Konan, knowing where I would go, grinned, and laughed demonically.

"IIIIIIIIM COMING TO GETCHU MY PRETTIES!" She cackled.

Leader and Deidara blinked...whoa. What the fuck? Leader looked at the calendar, and facepalmed.

"HOLY SHIT ITS HALLOWEEN!"

Deidara had never seen Leader panic. Yet, he did. He rummaged through some things until he found a small syringe. He quickly filled it with some fluid.

"Uhm, leader-sama, yeah? What the hell is going on, hmm?" He twitched.

"The girls didn't take her halloween medication! On Halloween, Women get crazy if they don't have their shots! You see, women have odd hormonal fixtures that are released only on halloween that either make them crazy, suicidal, or really---uh---you get the point...." He explained, arming himself with another syringe of the same liquid.

Leader rushed out the door, then found Konan. "Konan....c'meree, hun." He whispered.

She turned around, eyes half-lidded. She got up and her arm had multiple gashed that Konan had probably inflicted on herself. Leader flinched, and gently pushed the syringe into her arm and then injecting the fluid. Konan blinked, then looked around.

"Uhh....haha....sorry. It's Halloween isn't it...?" She stated, looking at her arm.

"Yeah." Leader stated, throwing a syringe to Deidara. "Go take care of Amaya."

Deidara nodded, then took off. He passed through the various trees and found me in a sakura tree.

"Oh, hello Deidara.." My voice was flat.

I resumed slashing myself, when suddenly, I shot up.

"HOLYMOTHERSHIT I NEED SOME MOTHEREFFING WAFFLES! NOW!" I demanded, looking at Deidara.

He blinked. Was she having....mood swings? I then collapsed.

"Oh what's the point of life...?" I asked, beginning to cut again.

Deidara slowly walked over with the syringe. Right when he was about to put it in my arm, I had the feeling i needed to run in circles. So...I did. I then popped a lobster out of nowhere and giggled.

"Lookie Deidei-chan! ITS A LOBSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I yelled.

Deidara shot forward and pushed the syringe in my arm. I suddenly felt calm and collected.

"So...what just happened?" I asked, innocently.

Deidara explained that it was Halloween, and giggled.

"Well, duh it's halloween whats that gotta do with anything?" I asked.

He twitched, then explained. About the shots, about Halloween in general, and about Konan's craziness.

"Ohhhhhhhhh....." I said.

I then poofed a costume on. "See? Now I'm in tradition."

The costume was black and white leggings, a black tutu, some cute little chunks, a black tanktop, some material that hung loosely around my waist, and a small top-hat with netting on it.

"So, what are you, hmm?"

"Silly, I'm a witch that hates witch hats so I wear a mini-top hat!" I grinned.

Deidara and I walked back to base, and then I poofed TONS of candy out of nowhere, and we all started to eat it, when one turned into a sock. I blanched.

"Ugh. got a Trick candy again..." I murmered.

Well, that was a cute chapter. Btw, that's MY costume, but I'm just a goth. I don't think they had goths in naruto soooo ummm... haha...?

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HAPPY EFFING HALLOWEEN BISHIES! :D!