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Oh yes, I could see the fear flash threw their eyes. It felt good. Knowing that my best friend, inflicted the fear.

But I, being the reasonable, level headed person that I am, held Lily before she could do anything rash.

"Lily , calm down!" I frantically whispered.

"DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! I'M GONNA KILL EM! I'M GOING TO STRANGLE THEM TO DEATH, SO I CAN JOYFULLY WATCH THE LIFE LEAVE THEIR BODIES! I'M GONNA FU-"

She looked like she had gone crazy. With her hair frizzing and flying in all directions her face almost as red as her hair and the pure, raw rage that was coursing through her eyes.

"Whoa now Lily, please keep it PG, there are children in the room." I scolded.

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE CHILDREN! MAYBE I CAN TEACH THEM HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ANNOYING PRATS LIKE THOSE TWO! I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GONNA-HEY! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? GET BACK HERE!"

Like the little girls they are, James and Sirius ran away. Dropping the underwear and abandoning our trunks as they ran threw the barrier.

Lily now turned her fury to me, lucky, lucky, lucky me, "Why the hell did you stop me?! Now I'm gonna have to hunt them down on the train and-Wait, I know that look. That's the look you get when you have a super evil plan inside that lovely head of yours. Right?"

"Now Lily, you make it sound like I'm an evil master mind."

She raised her eyebrows in a disbelieving and impatient expression.

"Okay, so maybe I do have a somewhat evil plan in my head. Now in honor of my evil plan, would you like to cackle with me?" I asked casually.

For the next ten minutes, while we put our things back our trunks, we cackled. Oh man did we cackle. I was a beautiful sound. Just laughing evilly with your best friend.

We ran threw the barrier, still cackling. Ahhh this was going to be an interesting year.

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By the time we got on the train, all of the compartments were taken. So I might have yelled at a compartment full of first years, in order to get a quiet place for Lily and I to scheme.

"Okay, so what's you plan?" Lily asked.

"Well I'm thinking it has to be in front of the whole school, or at least as much of the school as possible."

"Well we could do it at dinner, we eat in the great hall with the rest of the school."

"Okay so we have a place and time. We just need to figure out what to do…"

"Hmmm we could make huge bowls of pudding float through mid-air and then dump themselves on James and Sirius. Then have the pudding form little dancing leprechauns and they dance on them and sing songs for weeks on end! Ooooo or better yet, make the leprechauns invisible so only James and Sirius can see them and also make it where only they can hear them!" She said this all in one breath, yeah she can talk really fast..

"Yes Lily! That's using your evil mind! And then James and Sirius will run around yelling, 'The singing leprechauns are circling my head! Make them go away!' Then everyone will think they've gone crazy, and they'll have to go to Saint Mungo's…"

"Samantha?"

"Yes Lily."

"I think we've lost our minds…"

"As do I Lily, As do I."

"How about this evil plan never leaves the compartment?"

"I think that would be best. Let's think of something else…"

We then settled into a very comfortable silence, while we thought of evil plans to destroy James and Sirius with.

About 15 minutes later, our compartment door opened, without thinking, Lily and I each raise our wands towards the intruder. It was only Remus.

"Hey, what cha guys doing?" He asked.

"Thinking," I answered.

"Oh, well Lily, you have to go do Head duties with, James. And do you know who the new Prefect is? Cause I have to do duties with whoever it is."

I snickered silently to myself, he said duties. It looked like Lily was giggling too.

"Remus meet your new Prefect partner," she said, pointing towards me.

"Oh, good maybe I can get to know you better, I really hope that immature prank James and Sirius pulled didn't taint your impression of me."

"Please, I don't judge others by the people that they hang out with, I judge people by how they present themselves and how they themselves act." I said.

"Good," he said with a smile.

"Well I guess I better go do my head duties," Snicker, "with James," she said his name through clenched teeth, obviously trying to stifle her rage.

"See you Lily, and don't kill James, cause I won't visit you if you get sent to Azkaban, those dememtors give me the chills."

She smiled at me, and I knew what was coming, "I GOT CHILLS." she sang.

I couldn't help but sing the next line, "THEY'RE MUTIPLYIN"

We both sang in unison now, "AND I'M LOSING CONTROL! CAUSE THE POWER YOU'RE SUPPLYING. IT'S ELECTRIFYING!"

We burst threw our compartment doors, leaving a giggling Remus behind, "YOU BETTER SHAPE UP! 'CAUSE I NEED A MAN! AND MY HEART IS SET ON YOU!"

"Lily, if wanted me that much, I'd really rather you didn't burst out in song for the whole train to hear. You could have just told me to my face." James smugly said, stepping out of his compartment, ruining mine and Lily's wonderful singing.

Lily looked livid, so I decided to step in and spare poor James his face from being permanently damaged.

"Umm, Lily since I'm new to the whole Prefect thing, could you help me my first time?"

"Oh what's this?," came a voice from James' compartment, and out steps Sirius Fu-oops I don't like dropping the 'F' bomb, "Is this lovely woman our new Gryffindor Prefect?" He asked.

I almost barfed. I don't like conceited people complimenting me. You can tell they're really lying and are just hoping to have you fall in love with them, because they think it's such a treat to have them compliment the 'average' person.

"Please, don't make me barf," I said to him.

He responded with a frown and it looked like my reply actually made him upset. Good. He's probably not used to girls acting like that. Well if he plans to 'compliment' me any more, he better get used to it.

James laughed and ran his hand threw his hair. I wonder how often he does that…

Sirius glared at him and responded with a "Oh shut the hell up," Then he turned and stalked back into the compartment.

Lily grabbed my arm before James could say anything else to her. And we started down the isle doing what we do best, singing our hearts out. We picked a Sean Kingston song, Beautiful Girls.

"YOU'RE WAY TOO BEAUTIFUL GIRL! YOU'LL HAVE ME SUICIDAL, SUICIDAL, WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVER!"

I had stopped walking, "Lily," I grabbed her arm, "I just had an awesomely awesome evil plan."

"Does it involve leprechauns?"

"No."

"Oh," she said slightly disappointed.

"It involves singing though!"

"Tell me more…"

"Okay, so…"

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