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During our conversation, Aniki had said he would leave me a paper with the prophecy's name and old location on it. He had also told me that I might want to check to see if anyone had touched it. I had just gotten back when Deidara was about to come after me, so I willed him to stop and turned on my asturi; then I proceeded to check the parper for fingerprints. Delicate fingerprints layed on the edges of the paper, and my eyes narrowed. Flicking my eyes around; I searched for any strange markings or bushes laid aside. Then suddenly I felt --Yeah. Actually FELT- someone wake up. Using my weird-ass senses to my convinience, I made my way towards the now awake person. When I pushed the bush aside, I had expected serious-looking intruders. Honestly, they were a really weird bunch. A red haired woman sat in the midddle of five men, sleeping, and had a sign taped over her chest that said 'Touch and I'm killing you!'. The one that was awake slowly turned his head around, as if I was the devil itself. He blanched and started yelling.

"WAKE UP! SHE'S FOUND USSSSSSSS!" he screamed, flailing his arms.

The red-head sat up slowly, cursing.

"I swear to fucking god if this is a joke, I'm going to rip off your head and feed it to a forest wolf- then kick you in the nuts until they're numb- get a vulture to eat your or--" And from which she just kept ranting and raving.

The other four woke up instantly, flailing as well.

I put on my best pissed face -laughed my ass off on the inside- and asked seriously, "Who the fuck are you people?"

One man turned his head, squealing and yelled, "She's even cute when she's angry!" He then tried to glomp me, in which I totally dodged, sweatdropping.

In which situation, Kanna had found a way to see what I was, and started laughing at the weirdos.

The red head started swearing profusely, and one of the men let out a "Hell yeah!", and I swear I heard someone say "No! No! She's scary!!!".

I shrugged them off of me and I scowled.

"Honestly. Who the fuck glomps someone that doesnt know you? Anyways, who are you?"

One spoke up, saying "We're from your clan! Mr. Head told us to watch over you, but not to interfere!"

....

....

"Okay. I'm leaving." I said, done with these crackheads.

After I got back, I pretended I had saw nothing. Deidara and I opened the paper.

'Scroll of Kitsuki, no.3, Fang Country'

"Alright, Deidara, lets head out...." I said, finding where we were on the map and then heading in the right direction.

Deidara sighed, "Yes, master, un." He rolled his eyes.

I grinned and leapt through the trees, seeing every leaf, every branch, and every tree with my asturi.


"Excellent. When do we move in for the kill?"

"Not yet, the game has only just begun..."

A small, quiet, chuckle of insanity burt through his lips.

'I look forward to playing with you, little wolf...'


Deidara had gone to fish, and I stayed behind. Preparing the fire, I began to sing a song that gave me the same de-ja-vu.

"Oh how I wish to know,

Where oh where the wi-ind goes.

Where it vanishes, where it tumbles,

oh how I wish, wish, wish,

To know where the wind goes.

At home's your heart, and I wonder, and think.

Where is the wind's home?

Where has it gone?

Where does the heart lay?

Maybe in the sky...

The wind knows where, the wind knows how.

And someday I wish, wish, wish,

To go where the wind goes.."

I chuckled to myself. What the hell was that? Such a child's song...

Wait. Maybe that's where I got it? These De-ja-vu feelings were odd...maybe I had sang this before? Where the wind goes....weird...

Deidara was standing there, with his abesolutely WONDERFUL timing. He chuckled and looked at me.

"That was a child's song, yeah. Came from a place in the Wind country. I heard someone singing that when I was younger, un. We were visiting relatives, yeah."

I blinked. "Weird."

"Yeah."

"So...I don't believe I've asked, but why the hell do you say those things at the ends of your scentences?"

"What're you talking about, hmm?"

"...You just did it."

"You're weird, Amaya, un."

"See! You keep doing it!!"

"What the hell, un? I dont under--oh. Now that I think about it, un..."

"...You're an idiot."

"Hey! I'm not an idiot, yeah!"

"Yessss, yes you AAARRREEEE!" I said, standing up.

"No I'm not, un!" He said, throwing the fish down.

"And I suppose throwing WET fish into dirt is SMART?" I said, bending over to pick it up.

"Well if you're so damn picky, then I'll pick it up, yeah!" He bended over too.

We actually bonked heads, and I cursed, grabbing Deidara to try to steady myself, -which, of course, like those corny things that happen all the time, and are so predictable- I fell on Deidara, and found myself kissing him. Of course, the rational thing to do would to beat the shit out of him, but I got de-ja-vu and cursed myself for getting lost in my thoughts. I pulled away from him and blushed.

"Fuckshit." I said, standing up, and going to get the camp-fire started.

I poofed up a match and made sure to light the fire, then violently gutting the fish and letting them cook. All the while, I kept my face away from Deidara, blushing. I really hated this. It made no sense- me blushing. It's not like I LIKE him. That would just be crazy...right? I groaned and layed down, thinking about how I must've liked him or something before it went blank, because that's the only excuse I could come up with. Kanna trotted into camp, took one look at me and Deidara, blushing and looking away from eachother, and groaned.

'Really?'


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