Holy shit! 1,000+ Hits! ! /Glomples readers Thank yewwwww!!!!!
'Oh shut it!' I thought to Kanna.
She just rolled her eyes, trotted into camp, and licked Deidara's face and mine.
She then translated Wolf to English for the first time scince my great blackout, and said "See, now i kissed you both. Get a move on and hurry it up. Sleep, I'll hunt for breakfast."
I huffed at her. When did she become a mother? I poofed up my bed and layed down, only to notice that I couldn't sleep after all. I began to think. Well, Deidara and I---no, let's not think about that. So, there are some weird ass people watching over me from my clan? Like....The hell? I actually dont want to know, I guess. I thought about my brother. I thought about how funny some of the stories he told me were...and how unsettled I am now. It's actually sad, I guess. I love the things he's told me about, but I can't remember them. It's like trying to read in a different language on a tough mission. It's important, but you just can't understand it clearly. I stood, unable to sleep, and wandered. around the campsite, near the trees, and even over to Deidara. He was sleeping. I touched his hair, and blinked. What the hell? His hair was totally soft! I stared in wonder. He DID tell me he was a guy...and he is flatchested...but still...are guys THAT adamant on keeping their hair nice and keeping themselves looking nice?
Alright, I said to myself. Just one more test. I slowly reached to touch his face, and guess what? His skin was soft, too! What guys have soft skin and hair? Maybe Deidara really WAS a girl...but that would mean he lied to me.
Then, suddenly, Deidara rolled over and grabbed my arm. I freaked out in my head...alot.
"Dammit, Deidara...." I hissed in a whisper.
I couldn't just wake him up. That would induce an akward conversation. I looked up, then I groaned and sweatdropped.
"Why meeee?" I asked quietly.
Seven hours later [DeiDei's pov]
I woke up slowly. When I woke up completely, an arm was in my arms. I blinked, then looked around. Amaya was sitting there, her eyes closed, and she looked like she was asleep. Why was she over here, anyways? I let go of her arm, and sat up. I shook her lightly.
"Amaya, un? Hey, wake up, yeah." I said.
Her eyes slowly opened, and she blinked at me. Then here eyes widened as if she remembered something, and she quickly sat up straight and blushed.
"Uhh, yeah?" She said.
"You were asleep, yeah. Why were you over here, anyways, un?" I asked.
She suddenly scowled at me.
"You're sure your a guy, right?" She said.
I scowled, "Of course, un! Why does everyone ask that, yeah?"
"Because your hair and skin is too soft for you to be physically male." She said, then quickly got up and went into the forest.
How did she know that? What...did she like touch me somehow? Her hand.... did she stay up and touch me or something? That's probably why I was holding her arm. Why would she touch me, though? I shrugged and rolled over. Think later. Sleep now.
[Amaya]
"Oh my god....This is...."
"Hold still! I can't get it in!"
"I thought you liked it when we talked."
"I do! But it's such a tight fit! God! Dont you ever loosen it up with oils?"
"It's not my fault!"
"Of course it is, it's your thing, after all!"
I promptly burst forward with a 'WTF!' look on my face, only to find someone trying to fit a scroll into a leather pouch, that was, obviously, too small. And these two people happened to be the fiery red-head and one of the guys. The parchment, was definitely my brothers, judging on the strange zigzags on the back.
"Haha, hi. Talk to you guys later!" I said, snatching the scroll and running.
'Kanna! where you be at?' I asked, grinning.
'A minute to your left!'
I let out a huge laugh as I burst through the bushes to where Kanna was. I waved the scroll at her, and grinned.
"Muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!" I laughed maniacally, and Kanna stared at me as if I was crazy. Which i probably am. Kanna and I then went back to the campsite, and we roasted a deer that Kanna found. I poked Deidara until he woke up, and gave him a plateful of deer.
"Eat up, it's deer." I said.
After we ate, I got up, poofed our things away, and I began to walk towards the Fang country.
"It'll really suck ass if the scroll isn't there anymore." I said.
"That'd be really annoying, un." He stated.
"Yep."
And with my luck, there wont be a scroll at all.
Now, about those 1,000+ hits...../evil aura......It'd be nice to review.....like.....really.....really.....nice.....
Now clicketh the button!