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Ummm.....So I think this chapter is a little shorter than the rest of them.

But I felt where I ended it, was where it needed to be ended.

And I'll probably put the next Chapter up around Midnight tonight.

Maybe sooner.

Maybe later.

I'm not sure. Whenever I have the time.

Enjoy.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Don't barf. Keep them muffins in there.

"Umm, Padfoot…mate?" Remus tried to get Sirius' attention. The girl was now tangling her legs around Sirius' middle.

"Okay…should we just…you know, walk away and act like we never saw this?" Remus said the last part in a rush.

"Uhhh, yeah you know. I really do think that would be best…"

We slowly backed away, reshutting the door, And headed off in the opposite direction.

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"I was walking down the street when out the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty little thing approaching me! Take it Remus!"

"She said, I never seen a man who looked so all alone could you use a little company?"

"If you pay the right price, your evening will be nice, or you can go and send me on my way!"

If was an hour after the whole awkward walking in on Sirius sucking face with some chick. And I had been teaching Remus the song we were currently singing. Of course we got many strange looks. And one person had actually shoved themselves against the wall in order to avoid us. People at this school are weird. I mean at my old school, everyone would be singing along with us. Oh well.

Remus was about to pass the song off to me, when we heard a very angry voice yelling, "POTTER! I SWEAR IF YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN, I WILL BUST YOUR KNEE CAPS AND THROW YOU INTO THE LAKE! THEN I'LL JOYFULLY WATCH YOU SINK TO THE BOTTOM AND DROWN!"

I ran to where Lily's yelling was coming from, Remus at my heels. You know it's bad, when Lily talks about breaking bones and enjoying watching the person suffer. She was actually quite sadistic when she got angry.

We rounded the corner to find a very livid Lily and a very terrified looking James.

"Lily Darling," James started. Bad move James. Very bad move. She shot some curse at him. Having apparently said it mentally. He ducked and Remus threw himself at me, knocking both of us to the floor.

The curse hit a lantern behind me and it exploded into a ball of flame.

You could practically see the waves of fury rolling off of Lily. Her eyes were flashing. And her hands were balled into fists. I was terrified. I've never seen Lily so mad before, and in case you've forgot, I was there when Drevin made that sick comment about her.

Remus was still laying on me. And it was eerily silent for a minute. He was still on me, shielding my body from anymore curses, though I knew she was done. The worst of Lily's anger had passed. I could tell by the way her fists loosened. She was probably telling her self it wasn't worth getting a detention over cursing James.

"Ummm, Remus?"

He looked down at my face, "Yeah?"

"Could you let me up now? She's done with the cursing."

"Wha-Oh right. Yeah. Sorry." He stood up and offered me his hand.

I took it and he pulled me up. I very cautiously walked over to her, "Lily. Why don't we go back to our compartment and get something to eat? We haven't had anything since breakfast."

She glared at me a moment and gave stiff nod. Then she gave one long, threatening glare to James, grabbed my arm and stalked pass James, who threw himself against the wall, Remus did the same thing.

She was practically dragging me down the isle. I turned my head and mouthed a "Thanks" to Remus. He smiled and mouthed back "Welcome."

I don't like having silences with Lily. It makes me feel like I'm all alone. When I'm alone, I sometimes talk to myself. Lily says it's not healthy. But I've caught her doing a couple of times. Hypocrite.

I was about to tell Lily about how I once threw my cat off my porch to see if it would land on it's feet. (A/N-I really did do that once…He landed on his feet.) But I didn't get to, because just then Sirius Fruitin' Black walked out of a closet. Dude. Was he in there that whole time? Lily stopped walking as a tall, tan, Blonde hair Blue eyed girl walked out after him. She was buttoning up her blouse and her lipstick was all smeared. It made it look like she had really chapped lips.

I looked at Lily and could see she was thinking the same thing. So I just had to say, "Kip, could you bring me my chapstick?" In my nasally, Napoleon Dynamite voice. (A/N If you've never seen Napoleon Dynamite and have no idea what I'm talking about, then I suggest you buy the said movie.)

She tried to hide her laughter, but she just ended up snorting. And Lily's snorting makes me giggle. And my giggling just ends up turning into full blown out laughing. And laughing is contagious. So here Lily and I are. laughing like the crazy people we are. And it's all because I just had to make that chapstick joke.

We heard a high pitched voice go "Some people are just so childish!"

Lily and I stopped laughing immediately. No way in Hell, did that skank just call us childish! Lily and I stood there. It took us 5 seconds to size her up. Yeah she was like a foot taller than us. But Bitch, you don't mess with Lily and Samantha. We are two crazy Mo'Fos. Just ask the last girl that insulted us.

Sirius hadn't said anything. Surprise surprise.

"Come on Sirius Honey. Let's go back to my compartment and…," she whispered something in his ear. His eyes got big and he grabbed her hand and ran off with her.

"Damn it. I really wanted to beat her ass." Lily said. With real disappointment.

"I know Lily. I did too." We had started walking again.

"So…are you gonna tell me what James did to you so I can go beat him up?" I asked really fast.

She smiled. So she mustn't be that mad anymore. "Well, I was walking ahead of him, cause of course I was still mad at him for making me do my duties with him-Stop laughing at that word!"

"I'll stop laughing when you do!"

"Anyways, I was walking ahead of him and he comes up right behind me, I mean his voice was literally like right in my ear, and he whispers 'Oh come on baby. You know you want me.' and pinches my butt!"

I quickly make a U-turn and head back for his compartment. Lily right behind me.

I slammed open the door, look around. Remus is by the window with a book, looking at me with a confused expression. Sirius is across form him, making out with La'Skank, I'm guessing her offer wasn't as tempting as Lily and I thought it was. Man we need to get our minds out of the gutter. And James is standing, with a broomstick and a polishing kit at his feet, looking at me with horror.

"You," I whispered with my finger pointed towards him. Sirius detached himself from the girl and was now looking at me with an amused look on his face.

"You," I whispered again. I feel whispering is one of the best ways to inflict fear into someone's very soul. Cause they're standing there wondering when the yelling's gonna come, anticipating it, praying for it.

"If you ever touch Lily, ever again, I will make the rest of your life a living hell." I emphasized each word slowly, stretching them out. Smiling as I spoke. Almost sounding cheerful.

I stepped as close to him as possible and grabbed the front of his shirt, and brought his face down to eye level with mine, " You will wish so badly to just die, because I will make life that miserable for you." Still had the smile on. And I sounded even more cheerful, "Okay?"

I could see the fear. Feel it emitting out of every pore of his body. It felt good. He nodded weakly to my question.

"Good." I ended and walked out of the compartment.

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