Disclaimer: I don't own KHR. Although, if I did, there'd be a live action already and Hibari would be hot(ter than he already is).
Edited: 12.12.15
From: Guardian Angel
To: Princess
Subject: Progress Report #1
So...tell Lambo that the money I owe him should be in his account.
Malvolia was a total mess after you left. Lmao.
I miss you a lot.
I'm a mess without you.
-Angelo
Attachments: Malvolia_Flipping_Shit . jpg
Lux dropped from her perch on the tree, landing gracefully on the ground. She ignored the older male's cry of surprise and sliced his opponent's weapon with a swing of her round, circular object flew up into the sky and she sighed as she caught the thing, glanced at it, and pocketed it. She frowned. Really? A yoyo? The kid had been fighting with a freakin' yoyo?
"Saa..leave it to the mafia to turn what once was a harmless child's toy into a weapon of mass destruction." She sighed, eliciting a quiet snicker from the teen laying on the ground behind her.
Okay, so maybe she was exaggerating just a little, but she was just so annoyed.
"You are in no position to laugh, stranger." She barked harshly, craning her head a little to shoot the older male a glare. He immediately smoothed his facial features over, careful not to anger his savior. Lux nodded before turning back to her opponent, who surprise, surprise, had a new yoyo in his hands and was standing in a defensive position. "And you," she growled, "I did not just disarm you so that you could just go ahead and arm yourself again!" She cried, throwing her arms up in frustration.
"This was not the welcome I was expecting when I decided to come to Japan." She tilted her head upward and shouted at the many trees surrounding the trio, "REBORN! I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING ME FROM ONE OF THOSE TREES! I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I REALLY, REALLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW!"
The teen laying on the ground sweat dropped. He knew he should've been grateful for her help and everything, but was she exactly…okay? She was…she was shouting at trees…
Meanwhile, the girl was seething.
All Bovino Lux wanted upon arriving to Namimori, Japan, was a nice warm bath and a nap.
And she did get that warm bath and nap, but it was what she woke up to that made her unhappy.
She woke up to being tied to a freaking tree in the middle of the woods. During some kind of mafia-gang-fight-thing and she knew exactly who to blame...
The Arco-motherfucking-baleno Reborn.
How he knew there was going to be some kind of fight?
She did not know.
Why he chose to tie her to a tree, above said fight?
She did not care.
She was just pissed and she knew that the tiny bastard with the fedora was sitting in one of those trees, watching and laughing at her.
"Erm, Reborn..?" Tsuna whispered, scared out of his wits as the girl who he'd watched Reborn tie to a tree glared directly at the tree they were sitting in and shouted at them.
"What do you want, Dame-Tsuna?"
"Is it really okay to just leave her there?"
"Leave her where?"
Tsuna gestured at what looked like the beginnings of another mafia fight below them.
Reborn rolled his eyes, "We didn't leave her. I'm sitting right here so it's not like she'll die."
He turned to his student who looked quite unconvinced.
"She's a little girl, Reborn. She's like nine."
"Bovino Lux is twelve."
Tsuna frowned, "She's still really young!"
"She's the heir of a mafia famiglia just like you, so I trust she has the strength to at least take this guy down. If not, I worry for the future of the mafia with heirs like you and Longchamp already running around."
Tsuna wanted to cry.
Being lame, he could admit to, but he didn't want to be categorized with that Longchamp fellow! That kid was just weird!
Lux did a back flip and grabbed onto the paralyzed teen laying below her. She picked him and his sword up, and set them against a tree not too far away.
"You," she addressed him, still keeping an eye on the glasses character standing not too far away,
"What is your name?"
"M-Mochida." He answered, "Mochida Kensuke."
She raised an eyebrow turned to the male, giving him a closer look. "Namimori's Kendo champion? And you lost to this guy?"
"I underestimated him!" He sighed in frustration, "Be careful with him, okay! His yoyo's are insanely long and they shoot needles that paralyze you. He's also extremely fast."
Lux scrunched up her face, "How troublesome." She sighed.
She stood back up and glared down her opponent, "Oi, Mochida."
The swordsman looked at her.
"Saa...You owe me your life."
"Ehhh?! Reborn!" Tsuna whispered in surprise, "She just asked for his life!"
Reborn smirked, "What do you expect? She's mafia. She wasn't going to do this for free."
"So this is the prodigious Bovino Lux, future heir of the Bovino famiglia." Gokudera Hayato whispered.
Tsuna flailed for a few seconds before grabbing onto the trunk of the tree, "Gokudera-kun! What are you doing here?!"
"Reborn-san asked me to come." The bomber replied as he wrote notes into his notebook at a rapid speed, "She will surely be quite the ally should you befriend her, Tenth!"
"Ehh? Is she going to play the mafia game with us? What's her name?"
The silver haired bomber nearly snapped his neck as he turned to the baseball player sitting on the branch across from him.
"You!" He waved his pen around, pointing the tip of it in the other teen's general direction, "What are you doing here?!"
"The kid asked me to come! He said that we would be meeting a new friend!"
"So this is why you kidnapped my sister." A newer, younger voice interjected from the branch below Tsuna.
"Hiee!" Tsuna whisper-screamed and drew his legs up, out of danger's harm, even though the kid didn't look very dangerous at all.
He'd learned his lesson with underestimating kids. He cringed just thinking about his first meetings with Reborn and I-pin.
"What the hell are you?" Gokudera whispered angrily and glared at the owner of the new voice.
"So you have information on my sister but none on me?" The child droned monotonously,
"That...hurts my soul."
The future storm guardian of the Vongola could already feel his eye twitching in annoyance. He did not like this kid at all.
"I'm Bovino Lambo, the genius hitman hailing from the Bovino." The kid smirked, "Get on my level, bitches."
"Brat! What did you just say?!"
"Ara, ara? Is the old man deaf too? I noticed that you're graying but didn't say anything to be polite
but…"
"MY HAIR IS SILVER!"
"Shhh!" The kid shoved a lollipop into the silver haired teen's mouth, "Are you trying to get us killed?"
Lux cursed under her breath as she dodged another barrage of needles. "Don't you know any other tricks?" She asked as she somersaulted off of a lowly hanging tree branch, "This is getting really old, you know!"
She swung one of her sickles at the teen before tensing and pulling the chains back with a flick of the wrist.
"A feint?" Chikusa whispered, confused.
"That's right," She cackled before pointing at something behind him.
He turned around just in time to see a bullet wrapped in lightning come toward him, he moved to dodge but he was trapped in place by a chain. He turned the other way.
Chains there too.
He turned around and in all directions, he saw chains. Chains, chains, chains everywhere.
Chains between his legs, chains wrapped around his torso, chains wrapped around his neck.
Chains pulling at his arms, chains pulling at his legs.
Chains wrapped around the many trees to keep him in place.
"Wh-what?"
"Did you think I was just running around, dodging your needles randomly this whole time?" The girl asked, "My chains are endless, just like the strings of your yoyos. They grow as long as you supply them with cloud flames, right?"
Cloud was one of her minor elements. It was the weakest one of three.
"H-how did you know about flames?!"
"Saa, saa~" She sang, "Don't underestimate the Bovino, darling. We're just as smart as you Estraneo fellows." She tightened her grip on the chains.
And for the first time in a while, Chikusa's calm composure breaks.
"I AM NOT AN ESTRANEO!" He shouted in an angry yet monotone way, "I am not a part of the mafia."
Lux grinned, "Is that so?"
She walked up to the older teen and spat at him, just as the lightning coated bullet hit him.
"What the fuck?!" Gokudera whispered, "Did she just spit on him?!"
"Hiee!"
"No." Reborn shook his head, "Look, there are needles sticking out of his chest now."
"Haha, wow! Is she a magician?"
Lambo grinned smugly, his sniper rifle laying innocently on his lap, "She probably caught a few of his needles with her mouth while she was dodging and laying out that trap. She's immune to most paralyzing agents since she's been shot by Angel-nii so many times."
"Who the fuck is Angel?"
"Her childhood friend!"
"Never mind him, how did she know that bullet was coming anyway?"
Lambo shrugged, "I don't know. She knows we're here though…maybe it's a sibling thing? Sibling telepathy?"
Lux released one of the ends of her kusarigama and watched as the chains unraveled themselves from around the unconscious teen. Soon, they were at their original length. She watched blankly as the teen fell to the ground.
She turned to look at the kendo champion sitting not too far away. He was moving his arms around with a confused expression on his face. "Looks like the paralyzing agents are wearing off." She commented.
She knelt before the teen and looked him over. She grabbed his right hand and frowned at his pained shout and the blood seeping through her fingers. "Just as I thought," she sighed before ripping off her shirt's sleeve and wrapping it around his wound.
"I hope you thought about what I told you a few minutes ago."
Mochida's eyes widened, "Y-you…you were serious?"
"Of course I was." She smirked, "From now on, you are my slave. You will repay me with your body."
The older teen felt the blood rushing to his cheeks.
"Oi, I meant as a henchman kinda guy." She lifted his chin and looked down at him, "Don't think such dirty thoughts about a twelve year old girl."
He sighed in relief.
"But if you really want to do it, you can wait a few years. You're not bad looking."
He choked.
She snickered.
"YOU PEOPLE CAN COME OUT NOW! I KNOW THAT BULLET DIDN'T JUST COME FROM NOWHERE, LAMBO!"
She tsked as a sheepish looking Lambo revealed himself.
"I trusted you." She sniffed.
"No! I tried to stop them, I swea-"
"How dare you let some strange men kidnap your older sister like so?"
"But- ANEKI!"
"Don't you know that's how they always do it in poorly produced por-"
"ANEKI! NO! NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!"
"OI! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A KID!" A silver haired teen jumped from his tree branch. He picked up the cow child and shook him, "LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!"
"Haha~" A taller teen landed quite ungracefully on the forest floor, "You're pretty cool, miss! What's your name?"
"AnEEeEeKiIIiIIIiI'S NAAAaAaaAaAME IIiIIIIIiiIiIIS LUuUUUUuUUuUuuUuuUUUUuX." The child who was still being shaken answered for his sister.
"You did well, Bovino Lux." Reborn complimented from beside the girl.
She immediately bent over to pick the child hitman up and raise him to her eye level.
"YOU LITTLE BITCH!" She shouted in his face, "HOW DARE YOU PUT ME IN SUCH A SITUATION!"
He pointed a green pistol at her face, "Unhand me or die."
She dropped him before pulling out the broken yoyo from her pocket and throwing it harshly at another tree, shaking it harshly, making a certain mafia heir fall out of it.
"You…how long were you planning on hiding up there? I know you had something to do with the kidnapping."
"HIEEE! I WAS FORCED TO, I SWEAR, I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO KIDNAP YOU!"
Tsuna shielded his face with his hands.
All was silent.
Finally, the girl released a little huff…
…then a giggle.
….and then a full blown laugh.
"Man, you guys are hilarious." Lux grinned. She turned to the rest of the teens, "Sorry we all had to meet in such a terrible way! I'm normally quite nice. I was just a bit annoyed earlier."
"J-just a bit?!" Tsuna squeaked. Lux ignored him.
"I'm Bovino Lux, and that's my little brother, Lambo. We're the prodigious siblings of the Bovino famiglia and we're here to be…body guards for the tenth generation of the Vongola for an unspecified amount of time." She introduced, "I hope we can work well together."
Omake: Sis-con
"BAKA! BAKA! HAYA-NII IS A BAKA!" Lambo changed, running inbetween and around of the silver haired teen's head.
"OI! YOU BRAT, STOP MOVING!"
Lambo froze midstep and gave Hayato a mischievous glance.
"Baka-Haya-nii can't even look at his own sister's face. How pathetic."
The bomber fumed, "WELL, WELL- AT.." he couldn't believe that he was actually going to say it...
"AT LEAST I'M NOT A SIS-CON!"
Lux choked on her coffee. Reborn smirked. Tsuna's eyes were as wide as dinner plates, and Takeshi laughed.
Lambo pulled out a gun from his pocket.
"Say that again, I dare you."
"You're a sis-con." The older Italian sneered.
Lambo clicked the safety and pulled the trigger.
The bullet grazed Hayato's cheek.
The room's occupants froze. They all looked at Lambo who had his head down and back hunched over.
"O-oi..."
Lambo looked up, tears in his eyes.
"I AM NOT A SIS-CON!" He shouted and flailed his arms around, "I JUST RESPECT MY SISTER, OKAY? WHY WOULDN'T I? ANEKI IS A GENIUS AND SHE CAN SPEAK SO MANY LANGUAGES AND SHE FIGHTS SO WELL AND SHE WAS LIKE MY MAMA FOR THE FIRST COUPLE YEARS OF MY LIFE AND SHE ALSO ACTED LIKE MY PAPA AND SHE'S THE BEST PARENT I COULD EVER ASK FOR AND SHE'S REALLY NICE AND SHE GIVES ME CANDY AND SHE'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN BAKA-TSUNA-NII AND I LOVE HER AND I AM NOT A SIS-CON!"
Lux snickered.
"What happened to marrying me when you're old enough?"
"Yeah, sis-con." Reborn teased.
"I AM NOT A SIS-CON!"
A/N: Wow, okay, I know that was like an insanely short chapter but I thought that it was a good place to stop.