Disclaimer: I don't own KHR. Although, if I did, there'd be a live action already and Hibari would be hot(ter than he already is).
Edited: 12.12.15
"Man, you guys are hilarious." Lux grinned. She turned to the rest of the teens, "Sorry we all had to meet in such a terrible way! I'm normally quite nice. I was just a bit annoyed earlier."
"J-just a bit?!" Tsuna squeaked. Lux ignored him.
"I'm Bovino Lux, and that's my little brother, Lambo. We're the prodigious siblings of the Bovino famiglia and we're here to be…body guards for the tenth generation of the Vongola for an unspecified amount of time." She bowed, "I hope we can work well together."
From: Guardian Angel
To: Princess
Subject: Progress Report #2
Thank you for sending over all those boxes of Japanese candy. The kiddos at the facility loved it.
They all praised their dear Princess for being so, very kind.
Then they all glared at me for 'being a meanie.' And asked me why I couldn't be more elegant and sophisticated like you.
Little did they know, I am a prince.
I won't hold it against them though, for not knowing. I am after all, only a half prince.
Anyway; The old man has been nagging at me. Apparently, he didn't like the new changes I made to the security systems. (Whenever someone walked through the front entrance, the main commons would turn into a disco party with lots of flashing lights…and screamo music would blast in the background.)
I don't know why he was complaining. It was pretty cool…
…especially when he nearly had a heart attack walking through those doors.
Stay safe in Japan. I hear things are getting pretty rough down there.
-Angelo
Attachments: Boss_panic_at_the_disco . mp4
"Today class," the teacher droned, "A new student will be joining us. She's younger than all of you, but I assure you, she is very capable. Regardless, please treat her well."
Whispers erupted throughout the classroom.
"Younger than us? She skipped a grade?"
"Transferring to Nami-chuu in the middle of all these attacks? She must have a death wish!"
"A smartass, huh? She's probably going to be one of those snobby kids."
Tsuna could already feel a headache forming. He rubbed at his temples and nearly groaned when he'd accidentally brushed his bruised arm against the side of his desk. After spending just a single weekend living with the Bovino siblings, he'd already concluded that they were crazy. Crazy in a completely different sense than that Haru girl.
Reborn had gleefully asked them to join him in training Tsuna and the poor kid was then introduced to a whole new world…a world full of pain. They'd drilled so many warm ups into him and damn, he didn't even know that he could even bend his legs that way. Those siblings were sadistic little hellions, no matter how angelic and polite they acted in the eyes of the public…or his mother.
"Hello, friends," A rather deep, yet feminine voice introduced herself, "My name is Bovino Lux. I'm a quarter Japanese and I'm from Italy. I hope we can all be friends."
"Italy? Like Gokudera-kun?"
"Uwah, could she be a relative? Good genes must run through the family, she's so pretty!"
"She's wearing an eye patch though…is she a yankee?"
"Saa, saa," Lux interjected after listening to a few of the comments coming from the students, "How about I just answer your questions directly to clear up any confusion. Indeed I am from Italy, and I knew of Gokudera-kun, but I did not exactly know him. No, we're not related if you didn't catch my drift." Lux smiled, "Please don't call me a yankee. I wear an eye patch because I was blinded in my right eye during a childhood accident."
"Wow, she looked a little intimidating at first, but now…I think she might be pretty easy to talk to."
"Ne, ne, Misaki-chan? Do you think we can invite her to eat lunch with us?"
"Wow, she's so pretty. She might even be on par with Kyoko-chan and Hana-chan!"
"Nah, man! She's cute, but she's not pretty!"
"What are you talking about?! She's gorgeous, even if you can't see one of her eyes!"
"Dude, we should start a Lux fanclub!"
Tsuna wanted to headdesk.
"It looks like I'll be surrounded by another attractive weirdo."
"That's not a very nice thing to say about your friend." Lux hummed as she took a seat behind the desk next to Tsuna's.
"Friend? More like tormentor."
"You're being awfully snippy today, Tsuna-nii."
Upon hearing such vile words come out of the younger girl's mouth, a certain bomber whipped his head to the right to glare her down, "How dare you defile Juudaime's name like so?" He harshly whispered, "Change your honorific for Juudaime at once!"
"Eh?" Lux's eyes widened slightly, "Why should I? Tsuna-nii is Dino-nii's little bro, so he's my big bro by default."
"SINCE WHEN WAS THE BUCKING BRONCO CONSIDERED YOUR OLDER BROTHER?!" The silver haired
teen whisper screamed.
"Since I met him-"
"Ahem." A masculine voice interrupted, forcing the three students to look forward, "If you're quite done here, may I continue with my lesson?"
A few of the other students in the room laughed. It wasn't an uncommon occurrence for Dame-Tsuna or the class delinquent, Gokudera Hayato to get called out. It was just hilarious to them that the new transfer who was supposed to be smart had gotten in trouble on her very first day.
"What were you talking about, may I ask?"
"No, you nosy old man-"
"Yes, of course." Lux gave the older teen a warning glance, "Hayato-san was merely intrigued by the fact that I also come from Italy and he very kindly invited me to eat lunch with Tsuna-nii and Takashi-san."
The teacher raised an eyebrow, "Tsuna-nii? Oh, that's right," he drawled, "The Sawada are your host family, aren't they? Well, I'm glad that you are making friends and I don't know how it works in Italy, but please refrain from talking during class."
"Of course," Lux smiled, "I apologize for our rudeness. Please continue the class."
As the teacher continued on with his lecturing, Tsuna couldn't help but notice how charming the younger girl was.
And Tsuna couldn't help but feel bad.
She'd already captured the hearts of their teachers and classmates and those poor, poor sods didn't even know what kind of monster laid underneath that angelic facade.
"Saa~ They really upped the security during school." Lux commented as she exited the school building, walking behind Reborn and Tsuna.
"With so many attacks going on, even the prefects must be scared." Reborn mused.
"This is really like a gang fight or something," Tsuna muttered under his breath.
"No," A deeper voice denied, "You're wrong. This is an act of mischief with no meaning."
The coldness in the darker haired teen's voice must've made the weather drop a few degrees, because as soon as he'd finished his sentence, Lux found herself shivering.
"But of course, these sparks that have ignited…must be severed from their origin."
No. It's really not cold…
…this is killer's intent.
"Hibari-san is really scary…" Tsuna whispered.
"Eh?" Lux tilted her head to the side, "I've seen worse."
Tsuna opened his mouth to retort, but became distracted by a faint buzzing noise.
"Wh-what-"
"…midori tanabiku namimori no…"
Realizing what it was, Lux snickered behind a hand.
"…dai naku shou naku nami ga Ii…"
A faint beep. The rustling of fabric. A quiet, "hn?"
"Hieee! That's his ringtone?! W-well he's on the phone so, we'll be going n-now!" Tsuna grabbed the younger girl's shoulders and turned around. He was just starting to push the girl toward the direction of her temporary home (his home) when Hibari turned to speak to them once more—
"He's your friend, isn't he?"
Tsuna froze.
"Sasagawa Ryohei. He's currently resting in the Namimori General Hospital."
"You, girl, why were you with the herbivore and the baby?"
"Who?" Lux smiled sweetly before pointing toward herself, "Me?"
"You were with the baby. Are you strong?" He questioned as he lifted up his tonfa.
"I'd like to think that I'm strong, although I'm probably nothing against you."
He frowned.
She hummed, "I do know where you can fight someone very strong though."
"Who?"
"The ones who are responsible for all of this…you know the old Kokuyo land?"
"…"
"They're hiding there."
"How do you know?"
"I have my connections, just as you do yours…cousin to the heir of the Momokyokai, aren't you? You could've easily figured out where these people were if you'd called in for a favor."
His grip on his tonfas tightened.
"My name is Bovino Lux, nice to finally meet you, Hibari Kyoya." She extended a hand.
He did not take it.
"We've heard a lot about you, even back in Italy. Orphaned by his parents at a young age, left with a large fortune, and taken in by his Uncle; the head of a Yakuza family. There was a race between you and his child wasn't there? Over who was to be the next heir?"
Silence.
"But suddenly, in your first year of middle school, you dropped out of the race. You founded the Disciplinary committee…I wonder why. Why create a whole new organization when you could've just taken over one that was already made for you?"
"That is none," he swung at her, she dodged, "of your concern."
"Woah, woah, I was just curious, that's all."
"For sticking your nose into matters that do not pertain to you, I will bite you to death."
"Saa," Lux sighed as she swung her leg upward to block the hit, "I'm not your enemy."
He raised his other arm and slammed the tonfa into her leg.
"I am an ally," She grunted.
"I do not have any allies. I will not group up like a useless herbivore." He growled.
Lux felt the corners of her lips lifting, "Then perhaps I should word it like this," she back flipped out of the way of his attack, "We are people with a common enemy."
"I do not care. I will end you."
She ducked, "Why don't we just call a truce until after the enemy has been defeated?"
When Lux received no answer, she couldn't help but sigh.
She should've known not to provoke this one.
Lux reached out to the older male at a rapid speed; she grabbed onto his wrist and winced at the force his swing held. She felt herself sliding back a few feet. Her hold on his wrist tightened when she felt him struggle against her and instinctively grabbed onto his other wrist as well for good measure.
"Listen to me, carnivore."
He blinked at her form of address.
"Go and fight the people responsible for hurting the students at your school. They are the enemy here."
Hibari Kyoya narrowed his eyes, surprised by the fact that the girl even had the audacity to give him orders.
She did not budge-
Even after he gave her his deadliest glare.
In fact, she glared back, and he decided that this herbivore was far too interesting to beat down so quickly.
He would take down the people responsible for disrupting Namimori's peace, just as she had suggested, but not because she had. Then he would find her again and destroy her. He would sink his teeth into her flesh and show her that he was the carnivore and that she was only his prey.
After a few beats of silence, and an intense staring contest, Lux finally relaxed her hold on the older male. "I see you're just a strong as the rumors say. If the fight had escalated any further, I not only would've had had to pull out my sickles but I probably would've also lost the fight. I look forward to working with you in the future."
And with one last smile, she was on her way.
"AHHHN! I'M SUCH AN IDIOT! WHY COULDN'T I JUST MOVE?! EVERYONE WOULD'VE BEEN OKAY IF I HAD MOVED!"
"Ara? What kind of trouble are all of you getting into while I'm gone?"
"Gyahaehehehe~ Dame-Tsuna-nii is such a bad boss~ His right hand man got injured because of him~ Aneki would've never let anything happen to Angel-nii."
"HIEE~"
Lux rolled her eyes and punched the top of her younger brother's head, "That was very rude, Lambo. As you can see, he already feels quite remorseful. There's no need for you to be like this."
"But…but…"
"Apologize."
"F-fine!" Lambo sniffed with watery eyes, "SORRY THEN, BAKA-DAME-TSUNA-NII! W-WAAAHHH! ANEKI IS SO MEAAAN TO MEEE!"
"Mean?" Lux gave the younger child a scandalized gasp, hand pressed against her chest. "I am not mean."
"YES YOU ARE!"
"Saa," Lux smiled, her single eye crinkling up into a crescent moon, "Looks like I must teach my brother a lesson. Shall I show you mean?"
"GYAAAAA! NONONONO! PLEASE, ANEKI, HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!"
Tsuna cracked a smile at the siblings' antics. Lux was chasing the younger child around in circles, and there was no doubt that she could've caught the kid if she were actually trying.
"You guys…what are you doing?"
"Cheering you up, obviously," Lambo grinned, "Is it working?"
"Why would you need to cheer me up?"
Lux sighed before sitting down on the ground next to the older teen, "Tsuna-nii. As a fellow mafia heir, I can tell you that I understand how it feels to have so many other people's lives in your hands. I know how it feels to be under pressure, to be expected to be able to protect all of my family members, to have to know what's best and what's right or wrong."
Tsuna tilted his head to the side, wandering why the girl was sharing with him such things.
"What I'm trying to say is sitting around, crying and moping, will not solve anything." Lux finished, eyes narrowed and hardened. Even Lambo was sitting strangely still, jaw tight, hands clenched into fists.
"Learn from this experience, Tsuna-nii. You'll become an amazing boss one day, I promise you."
Tsuna looked down at the girl, seeing her in a new light. Perhaps she really wasn't that bad…
"Well said, Bovino Lux. It seems that you carry wisdom beyond your years."
"HIEE! REBORN!" Tsuna shouted just as Lux replied with; "I've been through alot in that training facility."
Lambo reached forward and lightly pressed his fingers against his sister's eyepatch.
Tsuna wasn't as dumb as people liked to describe him as. He caught the hints.
Whatever that training facility was…that was where she'd lost her eye.
"Ciossu," Reborn waved, "Leon has finally settled down and entered a cocoon state."
"E-EHHH?! NEVERMIND LEON, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WHILE THINGS WERE GOING CRAZY?!" Tsuna
shouted, pointing a finger at the man-child.
Reborn smirked, "I was reading Dino and Lux's files regarding a jailbreak in Italy; I hadn't had the time for them until now."
"Huh? Jailbreak?"
"Yes. Two weeks ago, there was a jailbreak at a high security prison reserved only for the most terrible of mafia criminals who have committed the most heinous of crimes." Reborn explained, the expression on his face oddly serious and very unusual to see on the face of a toddler, "The escaped convicts killed several of their wardens and even other prisoners. After that, the mafia's information network tracked down the ringleaders behind the jailbreak. They were two subordinates under a young man named Rokudo and they were headed for Japan. Following that, three students returning from abroad transferred to Kokuyo Junior High school and not long after, a gang of hooligans were formed. That was 10 days ago. The gang leader's name happened to be Rokudo Mukuro."
"WHY IS SOMEONE SO DANGEROUS TARGETTING NAMIMORI?!" Tsuna screeched, making Lux wince.
Her ears had adjusted to listening to Reborn's quiet voice, so suddenly hearing Tsuna scream was a bit…painful. She turned to her fellow mafia heir and raised a single eyebrow, giving the older boy a look that said something akin to, "Really? You seriously don't know?"
"I hope you realize that currently residing in Namimori are three mafia heir, two seconds, and an arcobaleno, though there are rumors of a second one roaming around. Considering the fact that our enemies were exiled from the mafia and we're all 'young and vulnerable,' I think it's quite obvious why they're targeting Namimori." Lux explained, slowly, as if she were talking to one of the children back in the facility.
Tsuna blinked, slowly digesting the explanation, "But who's the third heir and second second?"
"Bianchi-san and Hayato-san, of course. Who else?"
Omake: First Day of School
"Alright, Lambo. This is where Tsuna-nii and I will drop you off." Lux smiled sweetly, lightly patting her younger brother's head.
Lambo looked up at his sister with watery eyes. His bottom lip quivered and upon seeing the look his sister was giving him, he knew he would be in deep shit if he started crying but—
"WAHHHHHHHH! LAMBO-SAMA DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO KINDERGARTEN AGAIN!" He sobbed,
"LAMBO-SAMA IS ALREADY A THIRD GRADER IN ITALLYYYYYY!"
Tsuna blinked, surprised. He'd known that the child was smart, but he didn't know that he was really so advanced. To be in third grade at age five? That's amazing!
"I know, otouto, but you have to. Grandfather says so."
"SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU CARED WHAT GRANDFATHER SAAAAYS?!"
The nearby mothers, also dropping off their youngest children sent the trio disgusted looks.
"I can't believe they're just letting him cry like that! How undisciplined!"
"I guess that's what happens when you have a delinquent as an older sibling…"
Tsuna ducked his head down in embarrassment. He really didn't want to be grouped with the two Bovino siblings.
"LAMBO CELESTINO MACARIO BOVINO YOU WILL GO TO SCHOOL AND YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT IF I HAVE TO SUFFER, SO DO YOU. DO YOU WANT YOUR OLDER SISTER TO BE IN PAIN BY HERSELF?"
"B-BUT, ANEKI! AT LEAST YOU GET TO BE WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE MATURE! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH SNOTTY, CRYBABY, WHINY, STUPID, SIX YEAR OLDS!"
Lux's lips twitched. She really wanted to grin and point out the irony in his statement, but to preserve his pride, she remained from doing so.
"Lambo. Listen to me." Lux squatted to be eye level with the youngest child, "You think I want to be put back into middle school? Do you? I was taking college courses back in Italy."
The eldest of the trio blanched. Never before had he ever felt so dumb.
"Wait. You mean to tell me that when you applied for school here, you could've skipped more grades?"
"By Japanese standards, I don't even need to be in school anymore, Tsuna-nii." Lux grinned.
"YOU TWO ARE REALLY THAT SMART?!"
"We did introduce ourselves as prodigies didn't we, Baka-Tsuna-nii?" Lambo snorted as he wiped away his tears, "Pay attention!"
"Now, Lambo, will you be a good boy at school?" Lux asked, her arms crossed over her chest,
"Reborn-san made sure that all of your teachers have me on speed dial."
Lambo paled.
"Legit?"
"Totally."
"Then in that case, I will be a very, very good boy. I promise."
Lux squinted her eyes and Lambo fidgeted under her scrutinizing gaze.
"Are you sure?"
"I CAN DO IT! I WILL BE THE BESTEST BOY THERE EVER WAS! I'LL SHOW YOU, BAKA-ANEKI!"
And with that, the small child stormed into the building.
"Now, now kids. Today we will be welcoming a new friend. He's a transfer coming all the way from Italy." The teacher, Miura sensei introduced her youngest student to the rest of the class, "Please be nice to him as he is younger than the rest of you. Say hi to Lambo-kun, everyone!"
"Hiiiii!" The class chorused.
"Now, do any of you have any questions for your new friend?"
"YEAH! I DO! WHAT'S AN ITALY?" A young boy shouted as he jumped from his seat with his hand in the air
Lambo scoffed, "You don't even know basic geography? Worry, not. I will show you."
The students all looked at one another. What the heck was an ore-sama? And what is this geography that he spoke of?
Lambo stood up on a chair and reached for the globe sitting on top of one of the small student bookshelves. He twirled the globe around until he spotted the island country of Japan. "This is where we are. Japan. Remember it, peasants. I won't show you again."
The children all gathered around the globe. It wasn't as if they could read the names of the countries on the globe, but they all liked the funny shapes on the "ball."
Lambo then turned the globe until the children were looking at Italy, "And this is where I come from. Italy is known to be one of the world's most romantic countries."
The children all looked up at their teacher who nodded with a smile, "That's right. Lambo-kun comes from far, far away."
"Does that mean Lambo is an alien?" One child wandered aloud.
Lambo snorted.
"Puhlease. Aliens come from entirely different planets. I am someone who was born on Earth."
"Hey, why do you call yourself Ore-sama?"
"Because I am an ore-sama, obviously. I would never be as low as to address myself with watashi or boku."
"But didn't that d-delinquent you were with earlier use boku?"
"MY ANEKI IS NOT A DELINQUENT, PEASANTS. WATCH YOUR MOUTHS. MY ANEKI IS A PRINCESS."
"I've never seen a princess with an eye patch before," A girl sneered, "Are you sure she isn't actually a pirate?"
"Yeah," another girl agreed, "And aren't pirates thieves? Did she teach you how to steal things too? Are you a stealer? You know, my mama says that those people always end up in jail."
Lambo rolled his eyes. He and his elder sister were a part of the goddamned mafia. They weren't scared of something as simple as jail.
"Who knows," Lambo shrugged, "But all of the people who work for us in our mansion back home call her Princess."
"Ehh? Mansion? Why would you move to a city like Namimori if you had a mansion at home?" A rather nerdy kid with large glasses commented. He sucked in a bit of the snot dangling from his nose and Lambo couldn't help but grimace, "I don't believe someone who's rich enough to live in a mansion would go to school in a small town such as this."
"ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!" Lambo huffed, crossing his arms over his chest, "I AM RICHER THAN ALL OF YOU! I COULD HAVE ALL OF YOUR PARENTS FIRED AND ALL OF YOU EVICTED FROM YOUR HOMES!"
And with that, a majority of the children in the class promptly started to cry.
"Now, now," Miura sensei frowned, "That was very mean of you to say, Lambo-kun. I want you to sit in that corner over there and think about what you did. "
Lambo pouted before stomping over to the blue chair. He hated everything.
Lambo grumpily stabbed into his bento box with the new cow-printed chopsticks his elder sister had gotten him. He was so angry! How dare those heretics insult he and his great aneki like so! They deserved to be punished! Lambo was going to destroy them. He was going to suck up all of their self confidences and eat their souls!
All of the other kindergarteners backed away from the youngest child's corner of the room, sensing his malicious aura. When Lambo began cackling loudly, they all scampered even further away.
"GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Miura Haru felt the heat rising to her cheeks as she stalked investigated her mother's newest student, swinging alone on the playground. The teenager had been let out of school early since she'd finished all of her work and completed all of her tests for the day. She'd come to her mother's kindergarten class in hopes that she'd be able to help out in caring for the younger children and perhaps even feed them the cake she had baked during her cooking class that day. Upon entering the playground, she noticed her mother whispering to the other teachers. She approached them slowly, somewhat curious about what they were saying.
"Uwahh~ Your new student is from Italy, isn't he? I hope he isn't having trouble with the Japanese!"
"Oh, no! He actually speaks much more fluently than some of his Japanese classmates," Miura sensei gushed, "He's very advanced for his age."
Haru had very nearly let out a gasp of surprise. Really? Her mother had a new student?
Her eyes scanned the playground for new faces—
And that brings us to where we are now.
Haru couldn't help but feel as if the new child was just…beautiful. She'd always been fond of western boys, with the exception of Tsuna-sama who was mostly Japanese. She heard from her mother that the boy swinging in front of her was a quarter Japanese and that just made her more determined to give him a hug (and to marry Tsuna and make beautiful mixed babies and declare this boy her children's god father because he was the one who inspired her to have the babies in the first place and ohaishfiusdhfosahdfohdsqueh.)
"Oi," A high pitched voice called out, "How long are you going to hide behind that filthy tree, dirty heathen?"
Haru blanched. What a rude child. She would definitely have a talk with his legal guardians about the language that he was using. No matter, though. The child was cute and she was not going to give up on giving him a hug just because he was rude. After all, his personality wasn't his fault. It was the fault of the demonic person who taught him such coarse language.
She stepped out from behind the trees.
"Hello~" She chirped and waved cheerily, "My name is Miura Haru! It's a pleasure to meet you!"
Lambo eyed the older girl up and down before scoffing. "The pleasure is all yours. You should be glad that I am even letting you bask in my glory."
Haru sucked in a deep breath of air. She would be having a very long talk with this child's parents. In what planet was it okay to teach a child to address himself as ore-sama? It was ridiculous!
"Ano, what's your name, little one?"
"Ore-sama is not little."
"E-eh? Th-then, tell me your name so that I won't have to refer to you as little one."
"Lambo. Bovino Lambo. You may call me Lambo-sama."
Haru pouted. What a difficult kid! Even Reborn-chan was easier to talk to!
"Lambo-chama then?"
"No. Lambo-sama."
"Lambo-chan?"
"No."
"Lambo-kun?"
"No."
Haru pouted harder. She didn't really want to address someone younger than her with –sama.
"Lambo-cha-" She had attempted to try again when the kid hopped off of his swing and stomped up to her.
"Are you deaf? I told you to call Lambo-sama by Lambo-sama."
"F-fine then, Lambo-sama." She scrunched her nose up in distaste but brightened up again upon remembering what she'd originally come to him to do, "I have a question for you."
Lambo blinked, "This best not waste my time. The school day is very nearly over and ore-sama does not wish to keep his aneki waiting at the entrance."
"W-well, can I pleaaaaase hug you?"
The younger child's smug expression dropped. He stared blankly at the teenager sitting before him.
"Are you being serious right now?"
"OF COURSE I AM!"
"…no."
"WHAT?! WHY?!"
"I don't let strangers touch me."
"But I'm not a stranger!" Haru whined, "You know my name! And my mother is your teacher!"
"Yeah..? And I don't care." Lambo rolled his eyes, "I just want to go home with my aneki."
"Oh? AND IS YOUR ANEKI THE ONE WHO TAUGHT YOU TO BE SO RUDE AND SPEAK SO WEIRDLY?!"
"NO. I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU LEAVE MY ANEKI OUT OF THIS, YOU LOWLY PEASANT!"
"EXCUSE ME?! I AM MERELY TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU, LAMBO-CHA-"
"Saa, what's this? Picking on someone who's even older than me, Lambo?"
The child froze. Slowly, he turned to look at his sister who did not look amused. At all.
"A-aneki! I swear, I-I, I didn't s-start it!" He cried mournfully.
Her frown deepened.
"And what are you doing here, miss?" Lux glared at the older girl.
Haru was less than impressed.
"Y—YOU! YOU'RE A YANKEE!" She shouted, "NO WONDER YOUR BROTHER'S THE WAY HE IS! HE HAS YOU AS A ROLE MODEL!"
"Excuse me?" Lux furrowed her eyebrows, "Are you implying something?"
"Yes! I am! You're obviously a terrible caretaker, especially since you're younger than me. So let me have custody over Lambo-chan."
"Hello, no. Just leave my brother and I alone, creep."
A/N: If you didn't really understand, since it can be a bit confusing, Lambo addressed himself differently depending on his mood or who he's talking to. With people who he respects, he addressed himself quite normally. Usually with "boku" but when he's sad or agitated, he'll switch to the third person he's known for in canon. When he's speaking to same aged peers or just people who he don't care about whatsoever, he'll address himself as "ore-sama." because he's just that arrogant.