Hello. This one's really short. I know.

I'm having some writers block. I really hope it goes away.

Hope you like it all the same though.

Have I ever mentioned how much I enjoy evil planning?

Half of my favorite memories involve Lily and I, working on evil plans.

Now you're probably thinking, "Man, you two should have been in Slytherin!" But no, we should not have. Mine and Lily's evil plans could not be more different than the evilness of the Slytherins. You see, their evil plans involve, unforgivable curses, killing of innocent muggles, torturing of people, and not to mention the fact that they do not like Muggle-borns. And Lily and I are indeed very much Muggle-born, would not have been accepted as Slytherins. But we wouldn't of wanted to be accepting, seeing as Slytherin sucks.

Anyways, here Lily and I are, sitting in our empty dorm, munching on our chocolate stash, scheming away. And apparently Gina, Mary, and Miley had found another place to live, for all of their items were missing from the dorm, including their beds. So it's pretty much like Lily and I have our own dorm, seeing as Alice only comes in here to get ready in the morning.

I sighed, "Lily? Why aren't my evil juices flowing?"

"I'm not sure, but mine aren't flowing either."

"Is is possible that we've had too much evilness in the past couple of days?"

"Maybe. I mean we are two extremely nice girls. So it's possible that we've just run out of evil ideas."

"Lily, I can't loose my evilness. It's all I have!"

"…you have a best friend, you jerk."

I stuck my tongue out at her, "You know that's not what I mean!"

"Mhm…Whoa. It's only our first full day back, and this is…our last piece of chocolate!" She said in a dramatic voice.

"Well we ate about a million pieces last night, I'll owl Shane later."

"Okay…but what do we do with this piece?"

"…what do mean? We break it in half."

"That would be reasonable…But seeing how you only need your evilness, I think I'll eat this one."

"I DID NOT SAY I JUST NEEDED MY EVILNESS, I SAID IT WAS ALL I HAD. AND I WAS JOKING!"

She had an evil smile on her face. I knew she wasn't kidding, she wasn't gonna share it with me. I used my super quick skills to snatch it out of her hand and jumped up and ran to the other side of the room.

Her mouth was hanging open. I stuck my tongue out at her and did my happy jig.

(Now you're probably wondering 'What's that look like?' Well my happy jig consists of me holding the chocolate above my head while making slow circular motions with it. Then I do the moonwalk, followed by the running man. Then I do random club dancing moves. Like putting fists together with my elbows out and hold them up to my chest and do that move where people go "Ooo-ince Ooo-ince Ooo-ince" really fast.)

Then Lily comes running at me and I dodge her, running for the door. I slide down the staircase railing, she follows suit, yelling "GIVE ME THE DAMN CHOCOLATE OR I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OFF!"

"NEVER! Oh and Darling, the language?"

I can see people down in the common room, sitting in chairs and on couches, looking at the staircase.

"SAMANTHA MARIE MONTGOMERY! I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T HAND IT OVER!"

I jumped off the railing and ran over to the fireplace, holding the chocolate over it, "I'LL DO IT. TAKE ONE STEP CLOSER AND I'LL THROW IT IN!"

She freezes, contemplating it. She doesn't think I'd waste our last piece, "You wouldn't dare." She whispers.

"Oh wouldn't I?"

She takes the risk, I throw it in the fire.

"NOOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"

I look at the shriveling wrapper and see the chocolaty goodness oozing out of it. I just stare, what have I done?

I look at Lily, she's looks like she just had her heart ripped out and stomped on.

"Oh my God." I whispered. Our last piece of chocolate. It was all we had left. It could take weeks until Shane could get more to us. And the first Hogsmead trip is still a month away.

Lily looked at me. We mad eye contact. She started towards me. At first I thought she was going to yell at me. But she didn't look angry. Instead she just stopped in front of me and said , "What are we gonna do?"

I shrugged my shoulders and slumped down against the wall by the fireplace. She sat down beside me.

We sit in silence for a few minutes. Some people are still staring at us.

"Lily," I said

"Yeah?"

"I'M SO SORRY I WASTED OUR LAST PIECE OF CHOCLATE!"

"NO I'M SORRY! I SHOULDN'T HAVE ACTED SO SELFISH ABOUT IT."

We hugged each other. Yeah, maybe we are a tad dramatic, but it's who we are. (And chocolate is very important to us.)

"We need to find a way to get into Hogsmead, tonight."

"Sam, that's impossible. Plus we'll get caught and get in BIG trouble."

We heard someone clear their throat, we looked over to see James and Sirius watching us. I wonder where Remus is…

"James and I could help you with your little, chocolate problem," Sirius says.

"Why would you help us?" Lily asked.

"Well like I told Samantha earlier, that little stunt you pulled was impressive. I didn't think either of you had it in you."

"And I guess we're willing to help fellow prankers. Even if the said prankers, pranked us." James said.

I looked at them suspiciously, then turned to Lily, "I thought we were in a war?"

"We are," Lily agreed, "How do we know this isn't just some prank? How do we know you aren't just going to abandon us once we get there?"

"Come on. I know Sirius and I have pulled some pretty sick pranks, but are we really mean enough to leave you guys in Hogsmead, all alone, at night?"

I looked at him, "I don't know, are you?" I asked sternly.

James just sighed and said, "Meet us down here tonight at midnight. Okay?"

Lily and I shared a long look, "Okay." We each sighed.

And Sirius and James walked away.

Ooooo. They just made a deal with some devils =] I know it was really short, but Review?