So, in the last one, I had put Konan instead of Deidara. You may now shoot me. (I fixed it) And this is kinda filler. Sorry(:

"So, when was it official?"

"How long have you liked him?"

"What do you like the most?"

"Well-"

"Uhhh, Konan, I gotta go to the bathroom."

"Oh, okay! Take your time," She said.

I walked as quickly as possible into the bathroom. I slid down the door slowly.

NO QUESTIONS!

Thank GOD.

I sighed slowly.

Konan had been asking me questions about our relationship for hours. I love you girl, but seriously!

I slowly snuck out the other window, crawling out and coming back in Deidara's. He was sitting there on his bed, and Tobi was trying to bug him, but Dei ignored him. I entered slowly through the window, probably breaking the lock on it.

"Deiiiiii~!" I shouted.

He looked up at me with a confused look on his face.

I glomped him.

"Hide me from Konan! She wants even more 'Girl Talk'!" I fake cried.

Dei just chuckled.

"How did you escape her, un?"

"Bathroom window,"

"Right, yeah,"

I smiled and hugged him tighter.

I really like this guy.

"Hey, wake up. It's time for dinner, yeah,"

My response went something like this:

"Fuckdinner mrghsffff...fiveminutes...I'llkillyou...,"

"Amaya, yeah. We have to eat, un," He said calmly.

"Mrggg...Fuckeeet...JesusChrist...,"

"Maybe Kisame made Ramen today, hmm,"

I opened one eye, he knew my weakness.

"Fuck, Dei. I try to sleep more, and you bring up the goddamn fucking ramen! Damnfuckshit..." I began mumbling every curse word I knew, slowly dragging myself out of Dei's arms.

I stood slowly, wavering, and he steadied me.

"Nice mouth. Could give Hidan a run for his money, yeah," He smiled.

"Yeah, yeah. Lead me to my goddamn ramen," I said.

He chuckled and pulled my hand and led me out the door.

I got licked by a rouge tongue a few times, but I had no complaints.

And thank god, when we got to the table, there was certainly ramen. I smiled widely and sat down next to Dei.

"So, Amaya, where did you go after the bathroom?" Konan asked.

"Dei's room to get some sleep. I was exhausted," I said.

"Oh, I guess that's okay, then...," She said, faltering a bit.

"Sorry, Konan-chan," I said, adding the suffix.

"No problem," She beamed.

Thank you god for the power of persuasion.

I ate my ramen slowly, enjoying every bit of it.

Kisame looked at me, smiling.

"Thank you Kisame, you god," I said.

"No problem, hun," He said.

Kisame was one of those people you can just get along with. Agreeable, Helpful, brother-like, and can cover your back in a fight. He's a great guy.

"So, guess what I've noticed, guys?"

Everyone but Kakuzu turned to me.

"So, I noticed that the Akatsuki is just a really dysfunctional fucked up family," I said.

"I'll drink to that!" Kisame said.

"You'll drink to anything, yeah." Deidara said.

Laughter erupted around the table.

Family.

I liked the word.

After dinner, I went back to Deidara's room and slept with him again. Did you know this guy is amazingly comfortable? It's true.

sorry for the epically short chapter.

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I don't really like filler, sooo... I made it short. Don't stab me. Plot-stuff is gonna come in soon.