Sorry for always being late. [ I'm working on a mibba story, LGOB, and NC] I suck.

Who knew authoring would be so hard? x_x

I awoke to the sound of smashing.

What a fucking dandy way to wake up.

I sat up slowly, looking around.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" I shouted, pointing to the tremendous hole in ou- Deidara's wall.

Deidara sat up slowly, rubbing his eyes.

"What is i- OH GOD. TOBIII!" He yelled.

Suddenly, a huge hoof came in and smashed around.

"I don't think it's Tobi, Dei..." I said.

I jumped out of the hole quickly before it attacked again.

I landed safely on the grassy ground. Then I looked up, and there was a horse.

A huge one.

I know- ohh, horsey horsey! Pretty horsey!

No. This thing was as big as four me's. It was a sickly green color, purple spikes jutting out from it's back and jaw. It's tail was not of a horse, but that of a dragons. Sharp at the end, Arrow-like, but hooked with spines and spikes. It's ears were long, and it's yellow eyes were livid. It let out a long, guttural sound, like a growl, but a bit different. Even more hostile, and a whole shitload scarier.

If I were not a ninja, I would have pissed myself.

Fight or Flight instincts kicked in.

Fight?

Oh. Hell. Naw.

I ran.

Thats right, I ran.

You would have, too. [OHMOTHEROFGOD, FOURTH WALL...]

I was confident Kanna, Kaete, and Deidara were behind me.

How wrong I was.

I ran until my feet ached, then became numb. I could not think, I could not speak. I needed to get away. The land became harder, the temperature slowly and surely dropped. Elevation became higher, and I found that there was now snow on the ground. I climbed for quite a while, but then jagged rocks parted, and the snow began melting under my feet. There was a surely amazing sight before me. The snow melted into spring, and there were patches of flowers everywhere. I walked more into the clearing, and I looked around. In front of me, there was a large cherry blossom tree. It stood so tall that I could not see the top of it. It was blooming, out of season, I may add. I walked slowly to the tree. When I looked up at it, it's Majesty became known. Soft pink petals drifted slowly down to me, only a few at a time. I placed my hands on the trunk and closed my eyes slowly. I smiled, and then slid down the bark, curling up at it's base.

Sleep soon took over me.

I awoke slowly, looking at the tree. It was basically the only thing in the meadow. The tree- there was something about it. Usually, a cherry blossom tree would be seen anywhere. There was something more to this tree, and I wished to know exactly what. It was tall in its Majesty, and humble in its own way. For it was secluded, into a frozen, timeless land. And yet it grew proudly. Proudly, as if someone was with it. There was something more to this tree.

And I wish to know.

My eyes opened, and I was both hungry and thirsty. I looked around the meadow, but there was nothing but the grass, flowers, and the cherry blossom tree. I lidded my eyes half-way, and looked up at the tree.

I began.

"I don't know what to call you, but I'm going to call you tree," I said, smiling to it.

It gave no reply, but I felt as if it was listening. Why stop?

So I told it everything I could remember- and even some that I could not.

I told it how I remember a little bit of coming into the Akatsuki, though I hadn't remembered that before. I told it about waking up, not knowing who I was, but only Kanna. I told it about my room, how well I can cook and sing. I laughed when it came to my beef jerky and ramen addiction. Halloween, too. I told it everything up to the time with Kaete, before I smiled and once again curled by its trunk.

Sleep took over me again, and I rested easily.

I opened my eyes slowly, and though I was hungry and thirsty, I stretched out my arms and smiled contentedly. I looked up at the tree, ready to tell it more of my story.

I began where I left off, and how Deidara became my boyfriend after the whole ordeal. I told it about how much I really liked him, but spoke little of our kisses, stuttering a bit. I talked to it about the giant dragon-horse, and lowered my head.

"I could have sworn they were behind me. I swear it...They were! I know it! They're on their way...now...," I said, getting quieter.

A small sob escaped me. My eyes widened. The mirror cracked, and tears spilled out. The comfortable ground came up to me, and tried to comfort me as I cried.

"I'm so alone right now...if only you were a real person,"

My tears soothed me to sleep.

YEAH! PLOT STUFF! :D! See, this isn't a pointless, plotless love story! xD Review!