A/N - as usual thanks for all the reviews!

Argentum POV

"Hey -" I heard a soothing voice say "- you alright Kid?"

I nodded slowly rubbing my eyes freeing them from any sleep and gazed back up at Derek's worried face wanting to reach out for him. I didn't speak I was to appalled by my now hideous human voice that I wasn't in any rush to inflict it on Derek or myself. After another moment I stretched my now human body trying to get a feel for it and using my elbows hoisted myself up into a sitting position. I instantly regretted this as my head spun and I fell back again but before I could hit the mattress again Derek's arms wrapped round me protectively and pulled me back up. As I leaned my head into his chest my heart swelled with a familiar feeling.

"Umm can someone tell me what's going on?" an unfamiliar female voice said. My eyes narrowed in annoyance and jealousy had Derek really invited one of his many floosies to his home while I was lying in agony in his bed? I managed to look from his muscular chest and saw a plump hourglass figured woman moving into the room. For a second I started to mutter a spell under my breath that would knock her to the ground when I remembered I had no powers left. That's when it really hit me that I had changed into a human and I pushed away from Derek.

"Kid are you alright?" I managed to crawl to the end of the bed and fall off it very ungracefully but ignoring the gasps of shock I managed to get to my new shaky feet. "Umm Kid you aren't -" but my attention is drawn to the giggle from the other side of the room. I was really getting annoyed by this woman but then again that might by my jealousy talking I reason with myself. Well at least that's what I'm going to blame my next step on as I move towards the woman giving her a shove and slam the door in her face. "What - what was that for?" Derek yells clearly unimpressed by what I've done.

"She was annoying me how dare she laugh at me!" I muttered as I moved back to where I had been heading originally. There was a long mirror in the farther corner of his bedroom and I moved to it with the air of a drunken fool as my new height was causing me difficulty with my balance.

"Argentum you can't treat people that way!" he snaps as I take a deep breath and step in front of the mirror. My mouth hangs open as I take in my new body it's basically the same but so different I don't really recognise myself. "Kid you listening to me?"

My hand reaches out to the mirror and the palm touches that of my reflection "That's really me?" I say bemused and then I let out a shocked burst of laughter. My hair was still long but greasy and a darker more natural colour compared to my ethereal glowing colour before. My eyes were not as large as they were but still a descent size and under them I sported large bags which made me feel even more human, my people never have such normal problems. I was proud of them in fact and even prouder that I now didn't like how tall I was any imperfection was a blessing compared to being a fay.

Just then I feel something being draped over my shoulders and in the mirror I see a slightly aggravated Derek standing behind me wrapping a blanket round me. He turned me and said softly like speaking to a devious child "You can not treat people like that Argentum even if they do annoy you."

I grinned "Much more effective method though rather than use up all my magic and energy chasing these women away don't you agree?" Derek frowned which told me he was annoyed but he still looked adorable so I continued to smile at him.

There was a soft knock on the door "Umm can I come back in?" voiced the harlot outside.

Myself and Derek both shouted a reply, his being a simple 'yes' and mine being a less than polite 'no.' Unfortunately she heard Derek and the door opened so I turned back to look at my reflection hoping that if I ignored her she'd go away.

"Sorry about that Baby Girl -" I bit my lip to stop me snarling "- my friend here was just...embarrassed."

In the mirror I saw her grin widely "Well you did just jump out the bed in your birthday suit it was kinda shocking and giggle worthy."

I turned to glare at her and was about to snap an insult at her when Derek cut across me "Well he's not been well so he's probably still disorientated." He took a quick glance at me and still seeing venom in my eyes he moved towards his 'Baby Girl' and started to pull her from the room. "So you should probably go after lunch will nearly be over for you wont it?"

I couldn't hear her reply as they moved through the apartment leaving me alone to return to my intriguing new body. I slipped the blanket off my shoulders and ran my hands along my sides then across my stomach. As my hand travelled to my chest it grazed my nipple and such a simple pleasure ran through me that I caressed it again. It was soon hard and I flickered it enjoying the pain with the ecstasy as a tighten sensation happened at my testicles. My dick hardened and I touched that experimentally but that was not like my nipple. I had to take a grip of it before a shudder ran through me and a moan escaped my lips.

"Kid I -" but Derek was cut short as he entered the room.

I turned my head slightly still stroking my cock my mind fogged with pleasure "I've never felt this way before -" I licked my lips slowly "- fay can't feel pleasure like this." I continued to stroke my cock increasing the speed because I suddenly felt like all the pressure in the world had been pushed into my cock and it had to be released now! I gasped loudly as another shudder ran through me and I threw my head back with a loud moan as the pressure eased and I came onto mirror and floor.

I lifted my hand back to my face to see small amounts of the sticky substance on my fingers and I rubbed it between my thumb before turning back to say something to Derek. He stood open mouthed and wide eyed with a noticeable bulge in his trousers where his cock was. I frowned "That's not fair how are you like that?" I pointed accusingly "Without touching yourself?"

He looked down at himself and crouched forward for some reason his hands covering his crotch "Umm I - I mean -" but he gave up his sentence. Instead he ran to his en-suite bathroom slamming the door behind him and then I heard the click of the lock. I was still confused by how he was in a mild state of pleasure like I had been without touching himself or being naked but I'd ask him when he got out the bathroom. There were so many questions I had to ask about being human and I couldn't wait to learn.

A/N - I have been ill and miserable so I've not been writing but I have started to watch Glee finally so I'm thinking of writing a Puck/Rachel fic if anyone is interested.

R&R people because I appreciate and love everyone that does...Danni