I got a beta everyone!~ So Yay!~ XD Thanks for everyone's support and votes!~ I'm going to wait one more chapter before giving Tsuna his uke.

Additionally ahm... IF YOU DO NOT LIKE YAOI, THEN DON'T READ! M FOR eventual SMUTTY GOODNESS ;3!

"Italian"

'Italian thoughts!~'

"Japanese"

'Thoughts'

Disclaimer; If I owned it: Lambo would be sexy Romeo all the time!~

His mind finally scraped the surface of his own consciousness. However he couldn't open his eyes. He couldn't move an inch. Although he still could feel, even if it was the one feeling he did not want. Endless pain, that's what he felt. A burning sensation all over his body, no where really distinct; just pain. 'Death...?' The one word echoed throughout his barely conscious mind. Was such a feeling a characteristic of death? But the logical voice reassured him. No Death was complete numbness to everything, right? So pain was a good thing though; it meant he was alive.

Tsuna tried to use what little strength he had to force his body to move. However his body responded to this action with a spike a of a liquid burning pain. But eventually he was able to forced his fingers to feel across a random surface. He felt cool silk beneath his fingers. So that meant he wasn't passed out in a random alley. He was becoming more aware, but his eye lids were too heavy still. Tsuna couldn't help but wonder: what the fuck was odd chill throughout his veins? There was a sickening taste in his mouth too. Then there was the odd beeping sound...

'Se io sono in ospedale maledetto, qualcuno pagherà all'inferno ...! (1)' The dazed teen thought as his eye shot open. Forgetting the pain, he sat up and glared at the IV in his hand. His barely focused eyes darted to the thing it was connected turned around slowly to find he was hooked up to a damned heart monitor? "Tch.. You have to be fucking with me... A heart Monitor? Fucking Fantastic.." Tsuna growled furiously. He yanked off the little suction cup like things that connected him to the heart monitor.

He moved on to pulling out the Iv that was freezing his veins and killing his taste buds. After that was all said and done he realized that this wasn't a fucking hospital; it was Lambo's place! You could tell by all the cow print furniture, black, white and more black. He inwardly groaned wondering 'What the fuck did they pump into him while his ass was out that made him so... slow?'

"Considering you just took a bullet, its not very surprising your a little slow, Dame-Tsuna." A voice called as the door creaked open; revealing a very alive Luisa with a Reborn on her shoulder. Lambo followed after her or rather stalking after Reborn. Tsuna just slumped against the frame of the bed in relief; Luisa is alive.

"So how many times have you escaped death by the hands of the Yakuza now, Young Vongola?" Lambo asked speaking to Tsuna, But his eyes were glued to Reborn. Tsuna was too tired to roll his eyes, so he sighed. "I stopped counting after 27, remember?" Tsuna replied giving a reminiscent lopsided grin to no one in particular. Ironically his favorite number was 27, and was close to the number of times he 'almost' died at the hands of yakuza.

Tsuna's tired eyes locked on to Luisa. He let out an inward pained sigh at the sight of the former prideful woman. Luisa seemed nervous and distant as she toyed with her wedding ring. It seemed so odd to see her not enjoying a conversation with a smile. Her hair was in a tight bun. Not let down like she normally had it. She had once told him she preferred it to be as free as her heart. Luisa's heart was tame and constricted; a lot like her hair. Luisa was in pain, after all he felt it as much as she did. He only saw this side of Luisa a few times, it was often cured by a nice bowl of ramen, tea, and deep conversation in Japanese.

"Luisa. Tell me." Tsuna said in a soft tone with his eyed closed. Secretly he did not want look anymore, seeing Luisa like that made his heartache. "Tell you what Tsunayoshi-kun?" Luisa asked with a small somber smile. "When you call me Tsunayoshi, something is wrong." Tsuna replied as he opened his eyes, looking directly into Luisa eyes. Just then they flickered a soft understanding sky blue for a good 30 seconds. The returned to the unfocused orange. "Luisa Dame-Tsuna accepts Lambo as a Mafioso. Despite his pathetic nature." Reborn said softly, Luisa was one of the few people he gave encouragement to. Luisa was is Famiglia after all.

Luisa took a deep breath, calming herself. "How much do you remember Tsuna-kun?" Luisa asked with a still somber expression, something Tsuna wasn't fond of seeing. "I haven't tried to remember... I just woke up with my body hurting like fuu- (Noticing motherly Luisa firm raised brow) ge...Fudge.. I Just thought I was in the hospital and I thought screw it." (AN; Luisa Praises Tsuna reading rated R Yaoi comics, but cussing is a no no... Poor Tsuna XD) "Well Apparently I got myself caught while escaping... Those Bad gay; Orochimaru X kabuto Yakuza threatened to shoot me if you didn't come out of the shop." Luisa sobbed, hugging Tsuna loosely, careful not to open his wound.

"You came out, and got me back... Just as you were taking a gun from a Bad Gay; Hat n' clogs X Orochimaru shot you... Thank kami it didn't hit anything vital!" Tsuna just sweat dropped. Luisa's insults were Yaoi related too? Isn't that fantastic? " But Tsuna I know you hate the Mafia with a passion... Which is why I didn't want to tell you. As you know my deceased husband lost his life protecting the current Vongola head. The reason my husband died was my fault. I was a Vongola Sniper some years ago, my nickname was Artemis. I was cocky back then, no one had ever gotten close to the Vongola head while I was on duty. Except for that one time and the last time. When the enemy approached The Vongola Boss, I gave him 3 warning shots. But after that I was shot right in the joint of my hand. After that the enemy fired at the Boss, my husband blocked for him. Taking the bullet and his life."

Luisa's eyes stared somberly at the her scarred left hand as she spoke. "I haven't been able to pull a trigger since." Tsuna stared at the woman who had confessed her sins. Luisa had released him before she started her story; expecting the teen to be disgusted. The teen lifted a hand to strike her on a cheek. Luisa didn't back down, she stared at Tsuna with understanding expression. His movement sped, then slowed again till it was right in her face. He simply flicked her nose, with a teasing smile. A broken retired mafia sniper, someone who took so many lives. Someone who was still paying the price. Luisa looked at him in tears and absolute surprise.. "That's pretty low Luisa. After all you've done for me you actually think that I'd throw you away for such a thing. Sure you were a mafioso, but so are my father and Lambo."

Tsuna stretched his painfully aching muscles, as if nothing had happened. Luisa lips spread into a full out smile as she wiped her tears of joy. This child was indeed a diamond in the ruff, Luisa wished for nothing more than for Tsuna to straighten up the mafia world. "What time is it?" Tsuna had looked around and had not found a clock in the room. "Seven something..." Lambo replied wiping the drool from his lips with his sleeve. Lambo figured he need to get a grip on himself before school started; which was about in thirty minutes.

Tsuna thought about going to school, He'd promised Takeshi. Takeshi never broke any of his promises to Tsuna; So Tsuna wasn't going to break his either. The young Vongola Heir's teeth gritted as he made the decision: 'He'd go to school even if it killed him.' Just as Tsuna tried to stand a hot sharp pain shot through his body, causing him to collapse back on the bed. Tsuna clutched the area below his right rib; letting a muffled groan. He wasn't going to let something like this stop him.

"Ahoo!" Lambo shouted rushing to assist Tsuna. The young Mafioso helped the Young Vongola sit up, although Tsuna was slightly hunched over. "Fuck..!" Tsuna hadn't really cared about his language anymore. His body burned, but that one spot felt as if hot metal had been thrust in and yanked out roughly. "Tsuna don't push your self!" Luisa called in slight horror, clutching the him of her blouse. She hadn't been able to move, it was if her body shut down upon seeing Tsuna writhe in pain.

Tsuna pushed Lambo's hands away, irritated he actually lacked the force of his usual strength. Having no control of his body was infuriating. "Young Vongola.." Lambo muttered in a loss for words as Tsuna struggled to stand. Tsuna gritted his teeth, trying to force his body to stand. Only to have it crumble. "God damn it!" Tsuna growled smashing his fist into his bullet wound. He only let out a groan, but his body straightened up and he stood. No one could speak as the watched Tsuna unsure if he was a genus or a crazy bastard. Luisa remained undecided. But Lambo settled for Crazy bastard, who the fuck punches their bullet wound? "What are you doing, crazy bastard?"

"Takeshi. I promised Takeshi that I would be at school today.." Tsuna said aloud as if reminding himself. Reborn remained silent. His thoughts ran a thousand miles per hour, and they all revolved around the heir to the Vongola. So very few times had he seen someone push himself so hard just to keep a promise. "Lambo is my uniform still here?" Tsuna's eyes turned to Lambo as he asked. "Yeah... But you are really going to school in your condition? You could die.." Lambo questioned as he looked through a near by cherry wood dresser. He pulled out the slightly wrinkled uniform and handed it to The Vongola.

"Luisa can you leave the room? I need to change." Luisa did as she was asked with a small giggle. Lambo and Tsuna in one room together, While Tsuna 'Changed his clothes'. It was something she wanted to see. "Do you need help Young Vongola?" The clear death threat in Tsuna's eyes was good enough answer. Tsuna's shaky tan fingers struggles to button up the button up uniform shirt. After 4 minutes he finally got it, but left the three top buttons alone. Way too much trouble. These unfastened buttons gave everyone a clear view of his tan collar bone. The tie hadn't taken much time. But it hung very loose and looked like the loop was being strangled extra tight.

Tsuna had top give up his whole I don't need help when it comes to dressing myself. Tsuna sighed and gave up his pride to ask; "Will you help me put on my pants?" Lambo's face was flushed as soon as he heard those words. He always had a thing for the Young Vongola, he normally gawked at Reborn to control himself. The last thing Lambo wanted was for the Vongola heir to know his secret. He was ashamed of how many times he jerked off smelling the clothes Tsuna left in his care. (AN: So that's why the uniforms all wrinkled...!) But now he had to help the Vongola remove his ripped jeans and replace them with the plain slacks.

"Well? Are you?" Tsuna asked once more, growing impatient. He already knew the teachers were going to give him shit at school for all the absences. The last thing he need was to be late too. Mean while Lambo wanted to slam his head into the wall. What the hell was this a opportunity? Or a death sentence? Lambo got his knees and was careful; he pulled the pants down by the loop. It didn't take much after the pants were pulled over Tsuna's hips. Gravity came into play and the pants fell. After the jeans were around his ankles. Tsuna gained stability as he held Lambo's shoulder.

Seconds later the pants were kicked off in some random corner. Only to be used by Lambo to jerk off deep into the lonely night."Whats wrong Lambo? Are you running a fever? Your face is flushed.." Lambo inwardly groaned, how was this guy so numb to awkwardness? Tsuna had to do his best not to chuckle or smirk. He was very aware of Lambo's affections toward him. But he kept such knowledge to himself. He wouldn't say anything till the 'Reborn Stalker' confessed himself. But he couldn't help but shudder, fully knowing what those pants were going to used for. Poor pants.

Eventually after all the struggle of changing his clothes, Tsuna was prepared to go to school. Lambo did his best to keep his eyes away from the Young Vongola. Although they manged to find their selves staring lustfully at that tan flesh his shirt revealed; taunting the world of perverts.

Tsuna was very aware of Lambo's gazes. But being the Tsuna everyone believed he was; he acted oblivious. His own caramel eyes stared out the window of the limo. The very same limo Lambo convinced him to take to school, instead of walking. After all he was still healing. Tsuna huffed at the thought, he was capable of walking in this condition. But Lambo was Lambo after all. He cold coldly order one of his flunkies to hunt someone down, but he wouldn't allow him to walk. The stupid cow.

As soon as the limo stopped Tsuna wasted no time. He bolted out of the limo, even before the chauffeur exited the limo to open the doors for the two. Lambo scrambled out of the car after him. "Wait Young Vongola!" Tsuna waited a bit for Lambo to catch up. Then went on his way, sure he had a little bit of a limp. But that really was no problem, he'd live. He had to. By the time he had made it to class sweat made his clothes stick to his skin. His wild hair seemed to have lost some volume. And his eyes remained barely focused, hidden by the his mess of hair. Once he opened the door he found no teacher, just students spread out in little groups chatting. "Seems like the bald bastard isn't here to be in the pain in the ass yet." Lambo muttered heading to his seat.

A small sigh of relief past his parted lips. "Tsuna, what are you doing here?" A normally calm voice called. Tsuna scratched the back of his head nervously as he proceed to his seat. Which was located second from the window. Which was inconvenient, a girl named Kyoko sat next to the window. Tsuna always gazed out that very window, which caused evturned her eryone to think his gaze was directed at kyoko. That resulted into a whole mess Tsuna really didn't want to think about right now. 'It really was too troublesome.' Tsuna thought as he sat down.

Takeshi who was standing in front of his desk in the first place, had a look on his face that meant he wanted answers. "I promised you, remember? That I would be here." Takeshi's brows furrowed. The reason Tsuna dragged himself out of the care of doctors was because of a promise. A promise Tsuna made to him. At the realization Takeshi's heart sank. Tsuna shouldn't endanger himself like this. He most likely got the wound protecting his love ones. Tsuna shouldn't have to protect anyone yet. He was just a teenager, he hadn't even gotten into high school yet. These sort of thoughts usually ran through his head the sight of Tsuna.

"Takeshi, I'm fine. It doesn't even hurt anymore. This pain compared to losing one of you is nothing." The same Tsuna who tried to calm him. Tsuna care more about how Takeshi felt about it right now than his own wounds. "Ah, is that so?" Takeshi asked with a goof smile and a clenched fist. That made the small smile on Tsuna's face drop. He hated when Takeshi did that... Lie with a smile, like everything was fine. When it wasn't. Tsuna let it go like all those times Takeshi did for him. With that Takeshi went to his seat at the front of the class, with Lambo a seat behind him. Lambo's eyes darted in between Takeshi and Tsuna. His face was pretty neutral, but Tsuna noticed he was worried.

Tsuna let out a groan of frustration, this whole mafia thing would be the death of him. He wanting to let his mind rest, he moved his gave to the window. Which was through Kyoko to the little bits of the sky he would see. His caramel eyes almost instantly melted into that liquid orange. His shoulders relaxed and his clenched jaw loosened up. Kyoko felt an intense shudder crawl up and down her body. She turned away from Hana who she conversing with to Tsuna. His gaze seemed like it could see through her very closet Yaoi fan girl soul.

She blushed deeply and swiftly turned to Hana. She had to hide her giddy smile with a text book. Earlier when she saw Lambo and a flushed Tsuna she confirmed her suspicions. After all who comes to school with wrinkled clothes and that kind of dreamy look in their eyes? Only someone who just had mind blowing Yaoi boy sex of course! Not only that Yamamoto Takeshi seemed pretty pissed after seeing the two together. Her giggles escaped at the thought of a love triangle! Hana just rubbed her temples and took her seat in front of Kyoko with a sigh. She would never understand the rotten girls of Yaoi.

The bald bastard as Lambo called him entered the classroom with heavy steps. The everyone took to their seats like bird who had been startled by a gun shot. His beady eyes settled on Tsuna. "Well class we have quite the treat today. One that is as rare as Sawada's attendance to class. We have a transfer student from Italy." His squeaky voice said, not matching his rough appearance. The class did their best to hold back their snickers.

"Gokudera Hayato."

(1); If I'm in the damn hospital, someone is going to pay hell...!

Well Minna-san your long awaited chapter is finished with another cliff hanger!~ Please, please Vote! I want to have a uke for Sexy Seme Tsuna, by the time I get to chapter five. Don't forget if you don't like how the pairing poll is going... Vote, Vote Vote!~

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Tsuna X Dino- 27D; 1

Tsuna x Hibari-2718; 16

Tsuna x Mukuro-2769; 14

Tsuna x Yamamoto 2780; 1

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