Hi!! Sorry it took me too long to update. My friend and I (she's writing with me again! Wii!) wrote this one at school again, we were super hyper and made it super long, so we had to divide it into 3 parts. Don't worry the next 2 parts will be up soon. Enjoy!

Dangermagnet: Bella

Bulkyman: Emmett

Mountlion17: Edward

Fashionlvr: Alice

Hotmechanic22: Jacob

Breadbite: Bimbo (Emmett's new dog) (this is actually the name of my friend's dog)

Bulkyman has entered chat room

Hotmechanic22 has entered chat room

Bulkyman: Hey puppy!

Hotmechanic22: ugh great! The dumb leech.

Bulkyman: hey! I might be dumb…

Hotmechanic22: and he accepts it…

Bulkyman: but I don't go around asking anyone any favors like you do.

Hotmechanic22: what does that have to do with being dumb?

Bulkyman: nothing.

Hotmechanic22: so why did you say it?

Bulkyman: I didn't say anything.

Hotmechanic22: yeah you did

Bulkyman: whatever… I need a favor.

Hotmechanic22: like I said… dumb. What makes you think I'll help?

Bulkyman: well… you're a dog right?

Hotmechanic22: umm… kind of. Why, are you insulting me!?

Bulkyman: no! well, I recently bought a dog and I need to know how to take care of it. I'M A DADDY!!

Hotmechanic22: riiiight…

Bulkyman: he's name is bimbo!!

Hotmechanic22: what the heck is that?

Bulkyman: A MEXICAN BREAD!!

Hotmechanic22: so… what? He looks like bread or something?

Bulkyman: no!

Hotmechanic22: then why bread?

Bulkyman: it's just a cool name dude!

Mountlion17 has entered chat room

Mountlion17: EMMETT! Your dog is getting on my nerves!

Bulkyman: he's just a puppy (freaky baby voice) a cute wittle puppy!

Hotmechanic22: I don't know what freaks me more, the voice or what you said.

Mountlion17: I don't know why you want it anyway! You'll kill it in a week!

Bulkyman: - gasp - "crying" don't say that!

Mountlion17: you can't cry!

Bulkyman: right! But the gasp was real. That's why crying is in " " .

Mountlion17: ugh…

Bulkyman: but he will not die! Jacob will help me!

Hotmechanic22: WHAT!? I never agreed to anything!

Bulkyman: yes you did!

Hotmechanic22: no I didn't!

Bulkyman: please!? For a mexican bread? Come on man! For a fellow pup?

Fashionlvr has entered chat room

Fashionlvr: hey guys! Guess what Emmett?

Bulkyman: wh…

Mountlion17: NOO!!

Bulkyman: why?

Mountlion17: you really don't want to know! (Mysterious voice) something baaaaad happened.

Fashionlvr: what are U a sheep? Don't be so exaggerated!

Bulkyman: just tell me.

Fashionlvr: I DRESSED BIMBO IN A CUTE LITTLE OUTFIT!!

Bulkyman: …

Fashionlvr: Emmett?

Bulkyman: …

Fashionlvr: isn't it great?

Bulkyman: …

Mountlion17: he's in shock!

Fashionlvr: no he's not! How can he be in shock and still be typing "…"?

Bulkyman: ugh! It's a figurative shock! Thank you Edward for getting it!

Mountlion17: why you're very welcome.

Bulkyman has left chat room

Fashionlvr: what? Edward! What is Emmett doing?

Mountlion17: RUN! Well… I mean… if you want to save your outfit.

Fashionlvr: WHAT!? He wouldn't dare… (Blank face) great… now I get the vision (sarcastic).

Fasionlvr has left chat room

Mountlion17: …

Hotmechanic22: …

Mountlion17: soo… how's life?

Hotmechanic22: hmm... not bad, I guess. U?

Mountlion17: the same… anything new?

Hotmechanic22: well… I flunked my algebra quiz… does that count?

Mountlion17: yeah… sure… I guess…

Hotmechanic22: …

Mountlion17: … (cricket)

Dangermagnet has entered chat room

Mountlion17: few! It was just awkward virtual silence.

Hotmechanic22: tell me about it!

Dangermagnet: hey guys! What's up?

Mountlion17: not much love, U?

Dangermagnet: nope.

Hotmechanic22: guess what?

Dangermagnet: what?

Hotmechanic22: emme…

Mountlion17: he flunked his algebra test

Hotmechanic22: shh!

Dangermagnet: you what!? Jacob black you're supposed to study and…

10 minutes of mom nagging later…

Hotmechanic22: okay Bella!! Chillax! It's just a quiz! You're not my mom!

Dangermagnet: ugh! Ok you're right, but please study!

Hotmechanic22: sure sure… you just looove getting me into trouble! Don't you?

Mountlion17: I sure do! Lol

Hotmechanic22: ugh… hate you! Well back to my "guess what" B4 your mom nag.

Dangermagnet: ok ok

Hotmechanic22: Emmett just got a new dog named bimbo! (Mexican bread) Alice got him dressed up.

Dangermagnet: really!? That's …

Bulkyman has entered chat room

Bulkyman: took care of that.

Fashionlvr has entered chat room

Fashionlvr: YOU ARE SOOOO GOING TO DIE EMMETT CULLEN!! How dare you burn that outfit!? It was a valentino!

Bulkyman: let's pretend I know what that is, ok?... I don't care! He looked stupid beyond all reason!

Dangermagnet: lol! Hahaha

Fashionlvr: don't laugh! It really hurt.

Bulkyman: I'm with Bella. HAHAHA!

Fashionlvr: - growl-

Bulkyman: did U just snarl at me?

Fashionlvr: no! Didn't you read it was growl.

Bulkyman: it's the same!

Fashionlvr: no it's not, right?

Dangermagnet: I'm with Emmett on this one

Mountlion17: me too

Fashionlvr: ugh!

Bulkyman: oh yeah! Team E!

Mountlion17: Jacob hasn't talked too much. He used to like mocking us.

Hotmechanic22: it's more fun just reading. Lol!

Bulkyman: umm… ok. Edward since when do you care about Jacob? It's better with him not talking. And isn't it watching?

Hotmechanic22: HEY! And no, it's reading

Bulkyman: no… I'm pretty sure it's watching

Hotmechanic22: ugh! Whatever…

Fashionlvr: JACOB!

Htomechanic22: what?

Fashionlvr: I just realized the initials of your account name are HM… you know… Hannah Montana 22: fan 22! Lol! (my friend and I just realized that!)

Hotmechanic22: ha…ha…ha… (sarcastic laugh) not funny.

Dangermagnet: OMG! It's true! And Jacob black is JB… you know… jonas brothers! (that too)

Hotmechanic22: like I said… not funny.

Bulkyman: come on Jacob! Enjoy life! I sure hope my dog isn't like you.

Fashionlvr: you get the best of both worlds!

Bulkyman: yeah! Dog and human! Lol

Dangermagnet: hahaha!

Hotmechanic22: shut up bloodsuckers! Stop mocking me.

Bulkyman: it's payback time for you mocking us.

Hotmechanic22: Emmett I won't help you with your dog!

Bulkyman: oh come on Jacob! It was just a funny joke! Besides it's for nessie too! She likes bimbo too!

Hotmechanic22: it wasn't funny!... fine… I'll do it for nessie NOT for you! Okay?

Bulkyman: yes!

Mountlion17: oh great! (Sarcastic) That means he'll keep it!

Hope you liked it, cause we sure did, we were laughing all the time! Now please review! Tell me your ideas for a chat room; what would you like to see? What characters would you like me to add? Click that 'go submit review' button and write whatever comes to your mind! Expecting a lot of reviews, please! Oh, and I also want to change the summary, it's kind of plain, so give me ideas for that too.