HEY GUYS! What's up? So, as I had predicted, I did this one on my own. I was traumatized with "when I grow up" by the pussycat dolls, I kept hearing over and over again. Another friend and I where online, actually, and we where super hyper and we started saying things like: what if Emmett had been bullied when he was little?! And stuff like that, so that's the origin for this chatroom. Sorry for my long A/Ns guys, but I can't stop myself. Lol! Enjoy!

Dangermagnet: Bella

Mountlion17: Edward

Fashionlvr: Alice

Feelinguy: Jasper

Bulkyman: Emmett

Stranger11: Seth

Lilalolf: Leah

Dangermagnet has entered chat room.
Mountlion17 has entered chat room.
Bulkyman has entered chat room.
Fashionlvr has entered chat room.
Stranger11 has entered chat room.
Lilalolf has entered chat room.

Stranger11: hey guys…

Dangermagnet: why so serious? Lol!

Bulkyman: hahaha! The dark knight! (never saw it. Sad face)

Lilalolf: he's glum because he failed his eye exam.

Fashionlvr: how could you fail? Don't werewolves have good eye sight?

Stranger11: yeah, but I figured humans didn't so I faked some of them…

Mountlion17: and let me guess…. You faked a lot.

Lilalolf: I think he's now dumber than that – points at Emmett –

Bulkyman: I have a name you know.

Lilalolf: oh please. Like you know your name.

Bulkyman: yes I do. It's emet.

Mountlion17: it's Emmett.

Bulkyman: as I've told you before… I'm no grammar genius!

Mountlion17: but, it's your name, you should know how to—

Lilalolf: leave him. He's a lost case.

Mountlion17: -- sigh – guess.

Stranger11: well, why don't you tell them Leah how you lost a bet and had to get a little hair cut?

Lilolf: shut up Seth!

Stranger11: she looks like Britney spears! (No offense to any Britney fan out there.)

Bulkyman: so I guess besides being stinky dogs… we have a four eyes and a Britney spears! Hahaha

Dangermagnet: don't call Seth four eyes!

Bulkyman: hahaha! Four eyes!

Lilalolf: what? You aren't going to defend me?

Dangermagnet: …

Bulkyman: hahaha! Britney! Man… I'm good with the name calling aren't I?

Dangermagnet: why are you such a bully Emmett?

Bulkyman: …

Fashionlvr: Omg! He hasn't told you his story?!

Dangermagnet: mmm… no, but I don't care. Emmett, they call you bully and you don't care what they say, because see every time you turn around they're running away.

Bulkyman: I know.

Stranger11: she's right. They call you bully, and you don't care what they say, because see every time you turn around they're running away.

Mountlion17: poorchild.

Bulkyman: now, I've got a confession.

Dangermagnet: ha ha ha ha! What is it?

Bulkyman: when I was young I was bullied.

Stranger11: ha ha ha ha! Really?

Bulkyman: and I promised myself that I'd do anything.

Mountlion17: ha ha ha ha! Long time since I've heard this story.

Bulkyman: anything at all for them to stop bullying me.

Fashionlvr: ha ha ha ha. They obviously stopped.

Bulkyman: but I ain't complaining. We all want to be bullies. So go ahead and bully me all you want. You don't know what it's like to be bullied. Telling everyone that you're a geek. Cause see when I was younger I would say:

When I grow up, I want to be hot, I want to be strong, I want to be a bully.
When I grow up I want to see a geek, bully him, I want to be scary.
When I grow up be on tv, people fear me, be in a wanted list.
When I grow up seen and eep! Number one feared when I step out on a street.

Dangermagnet: eep?

Bulkyman: you know… when they scream.

Mountlion17: it's aah!

Bulkyman: but, it's not a total scream, it's more of a gulped scream.

Dangermagnet: but—

Fashionlvr: he knows what it sounds like! He's bullied a lot of kids. – shudder—poor, defenseless little kids.

Dangermagnet: you're such a monster Emmett!

Stranger11: be careful what you wish for Emmett cause you just might get it.

Dangermagnet: yeah, cause just might get it. Cause you just might get it. (don't know if it's like that)

Mountlion17: oh, he got it alright.

Fashionlvr: just let him finish and get it over.

Bulkyman: They used to tell me I was silly.

Lilalolf: la la la la. And don't forget dumb.

Bulkyman: Until I popped in on the tv.

Fashionlvr: la la la la! How can I forget!

Bulkyman: I always wanted to be a bully-y.

Stranger11: la la la la! That's just wrong.

Bulkyman: Who knew bullying parks would get me this far.

Dangermagnet: la la la la. You bullied parks?

Mountlion17: yeah, until the police started looking for him.

Fashionlvr: well… he got it. He was in the wanted list and on the tv.

Stranger11: poor kids in the park.

Mountlion17: we had to move, obviously.

Bulkyman: But I ain't complaining. We all want to be bullies, so go ahead and bully me all you want. You don't know what it's like to be bullied. Telling everyone that you're a geek. Cause see, When I was younger I would say:

When I grow up, I want to be hot, I want to be strong, I want to be a bully.
When I grow up I want to see a geek, bully him, I want to be scary.
When I grow up be on tv, people fear me, be in a wanted list.
When I grow up seen and eep! Number one feared when I step out on a street.

Dangermagnet: again, be careful what you wish for Emmett cause you just might get it.

Lilalolf: cause you just might get it, cause you just might get it.

Bulkyman: I remember this one kid… best geek I've ever bullied.

Mountlion17: --shudder— Don't even remind me.

Bulkyman: I see you staring at me. Oh I'm a fright-setter.

Dangermagnet: fright-setter?

Bulkyman: Yes this is true cause what I do no one can do it better.

Fashionlvr: hmm…he does set fright, even If that word doesn't exist.

Bulkyman: you can walk from me. Oh I'm a fast runner. I see you watching me, watching me and I know you fear me.

When I grow up, I want to be hot, I want to be strong, I want to be a bully. When I grow up I want to see a –

Mountlion17: yeah, yeah… geek, bully him, you want to be scary.

When you grow up be on tv, people fear you, be in a wanted list.
When you grow up seen and eep! Number one feared when you step out on a street. You already told us.

Fashionlvr: poorchild.

Bulkyman: uh-oh. Memories hitting… need a moment.

Bulkyman has left chat room.

Dangermagnet: what?

Mountlion17: he gets emotional remembering the "good old days" and not being able to do them again.

Lilalolf: freak.

Fashionlvr: kind of.

Stranger11: so let me get this straight. He was bullied when he was little.

Fashionlvr: yep.

Dangermagnet: and he wanted to be a bully when he grows up?

Mountlion17: correct.

Dangermagnet: that's just… really scary.

Mountlion17: yeah, but his bullying days are over… I hope.

Stranger11: good. Well, I mean… if bullying other kids means not bullying me… then, he can go for it.

Lilalolf: SETH!

Stranger11: sorry.

Lilalolf: how could you say that? What he meant was: if bullying other kids means not bullying us, then he can go for it. Emmett gets on my nerves sometimes, so if that will prevent I'll make him go for it.

Mountlion17: --sigh—dogs.

Feelinguy has entered chat room.

Feelinguy: eep! Being bullied by Emmett! HELP!

Feelinguy has left chat room.

Fashionlvr: what!? Oh Emmett Cullen!

Fashionlvr has left chat—

Dangermagnet: wait!

Fashionlvr: whatever it is say it quick!

Dangermagnet: how come you didn't see this happen?

Fashionlvr: huh… JACOB!

Fashionlvr has left chat room.

Mountlion17: better go for him. You don't know how much that little body is capable of when it's mad.

Stranger11: hmm…let me imagine… aah! Poor Jake! Please tell me I exaggerated.

Mountlion17: umm… not much.

Stranger11: AAH!!

Stranger11 has left chat room.

Lilalolf: I think I'm going to take a nap. Not in the mood to help my brothers and besides… how much could Alice do?

Lilalolf: …

Lilalolf: AAH!!

Lilalolf has left chat room.

Dangermagnet: omg! What will Alice do?

Mountlion17: not sure, but I wouldn't want to be any of them. I won't be any of them.

Dangermagnet: --gives Edward"the stare" –

Mountlion17: what?

Dangermagnet: -- gives Edward "the harsher stare" –

Mountlion17: ok, fine! – Mutters under breath:-- always me, helping people. Humph.

Mountlion17 has left chat room.

Dangermagnet: that's better. Better check nessie doesn't get involved and become a bully too. Don't want her to think:

When I grow up I want to be hot, I want to be strong, I want to be a bully.
When I grow up I want to see a geek, bully him, I want to be scary.
When I grow up be on tv, people fear me, be in a wanted list.
When I grow up seen and eep! Number one feared when I step out on a street.

Yep. Gonna prevent that. Don't want her to be a pussycat girl either. Hmm… isn't there a group called pussycat dolls? And isn't there a song called "when I grow up"? huh… naah.

Dangermagnet has left chat room.

So liked it? I sure hope so, but be honest about it. Thanks to the ones that reviewed last chapter: twilightlover333, jenna009, and xxcullendreamsxx, which if you look at carefully, they're 3, not much (sad face) but thanks a lot. Want to hear your opinions so review. Please! I'll give you candy. And to those that do review. Don't stop doing it. Still accepting ideas, you know? Now, here's what you'll do after reading this. You'll scroll down a little and there would be a kind of purple bottom. You know what that bottom is? IS THE KEY FOR MY MOTIVATION! So don't forget to click it.