Hello wonderful readers! Another solo chapter but, hope you'll like it anyway! I got this idea one night my dad was watching la academia which is a program where many people go and audition to get in. They all live together and every Sunday they sing the song they gave them and one goes out. I don't see it frequently. Lol! Enjoy!
Dangermagnet: Bella
Bulkyman: Emmett
Mountlion17: Edward
Fashionlvr: Alice
Hotmechanic22: Jacob
Feelinguy: Jasper
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Fashionlvr: umm… why are you guys online? Aren't you supposed to be all together in that Mexican show? What was it called?
Mountlion17: la academia.
Fashionlvr: yeah! That one.
Hotmechanic22: well, we are but genius here got separate tickets!! So we are talking through cell phones.
Bulkyman: well… in my defense. How was I supposed to know that seats AA1 and A1 were different? I mean, it's pretty obvious that they are supposed to be together. You know, A1, AA1, B1, BB1, C1, CC1, D1
Dangermagnet: OK! We get it Emmett! Ugh!
Fashionlvr: next time, don't trust the tickets to Emmett.
Hotmechanic22: I told Bella that! But NO!! – Girly voice -- Let's put some confidence on the dumb leech!
Bulkyman: hey! Bella why do you insult me?
Dangermagnet: what!? I did not insult you! Jacob rephrase that!
Hotmechanic22: fine! She said: let's put some confidence on Emmett. Happy?
Bulkyman: humph! Well, I don't know why you guys are complaining! You gave me the worst seat.
Hotmechanic22: oh puh-lease! Like you deserve the best seat!
Fashionlvr: when is it going to start?
Mountlion17: it's already ending.
Dangermagnet: yeah, we're at the sad part.
Hotmechanic22: why sad?
Dangermagnet: well, everyone's crying! They don't want their friends to go! – Hysterical cry in the background – see!
Mountlion17: HAHAHA!!
Bulkyman: what's so funny? I mean she's right! Even though I'm not understanding anything they say.
Fashionlvr: isn't the correct form to say it: I don't understand?
Bulkyman: man people! When are you going to understand?! Do I have to repeat it to you: I'M NO GRAMMAR GENIUS! (sorry for repeating that so many times, but, I just love it so much! Lol!)
Mountlion17: HAHAHAHA!!!
Hotmechanic22: Tell us bloodsucker!
Mountlion17: I'm sorry what?
Dangermagnet: what's funny?
Mountlion17: oh! It's just that they are really good actors. Hahaha (I've always thought of the possibility they aren't really crying. Lol!)
Bulkyman: huh?
Dangermagnet: so you mean they aren't really sad?
Mountlion17: well, there's one that does the rest just want to make the public think they have a "good heart" psh! Hahaha! – host speaks: el que se saldrá es… solo uno saldrá esta noche. Uno de ustedes no pasara para el siguiente domingo…--
Bulkyman: umm… translation please.
Mountlion17: he's just stalling to say who is going out! It irks me! Why doesn't he say it already?! (this irritates me a lot too) SAY IT!
Fashionlvr: so you guys are asking Edward for translation every minute?
Bulkyman: pretty much yeah.
Fashionlvr: why did you guys go to a Mexican show in the first place?
Bulkyman: well, duh! Curiosity.
Fashionlvr: o…kay.
Dangermagnet: Emmett forced us.
Bulkyman: I did not! I asked very nicely!
Hotmechanic22: oh yeah?
Flashback:
Emmett goes and knocks on Edward and Bella's room
"You're going to a show with me!"
"I'm not really in the mood to—"
"You'll come or Jacob gets hurt!"
"aahh! Help me!"
Hotmechanic22: –shudders –
Fashionlvr: umm… what exactly were you doing Emmett?
Bulkyman: --whispers— it's a secret.
Hotmechanic22: he strapped me down to a chair and made me watch 10 hours of batman! A guy can only take such hours of batman!
Fashionlvr: hahaha! Poor Jacob.
Hotmechanic22: why do you like batman so much anyway? It got to the point I thought I was going to lose my mind with that stupid theme song!
Bulkyman: are you kidding?! He's only the awesomest guy ever! DON'T MOCK THE THEME SONG!
Fashionlvr: awesomest isn't a word Emmett!
Bulkyman: yeah it is!
Fashionlvr: no it's not!
Bulkyman: what is it with you today? Is it mock Emmett's grammar day?! Let me be woman!
Fashionlvr: well, it just… amazes me how a 70 year old vampire doesn't know grammar!
Bulkyman: so maybe I skipped some—
Hotmechanic22: don't you mean fail?
Bulkyman: whatever! I skipped some grades!
Fashionlvr: that would explain so much. (I just got into thinking that I make Emmett super dumb and he really isn't according to the book, but well, these are my chat rooms. =D)
Mountlion17: o…kay, back to the topic. I accepted right away. I know what batman can do to you! I couldn't even stand to watch Jacob suffering that! –shudders –
Fashionlvr: hasn't the guy said who got out?
Dangermagnet: no! Why doesn't he say it already?! I'm getting stressed!
Mountlion17: calm down love.
Hotmechaninc22: I don't really care who gets out. I mean…
Mountlion17: Jackie.
Hotmechanic22: WHAT?! NOOO!!
Bulkyman: what what!? – looks in every direction—
Hotmechanic22: they took Jackie out? She was the one that sang best! And she was so freakin' hot!
Dangermagnet: is that all you care about?
Hotmechanic22: no! I said she sang best didn't I?
Dangermagnet: ugh.
bulkyman: oh well... time to go.
Dangermagnet: it's not over yet so sit! Besides, you were the one to get us in this show in the first place!
bulkyman: okay mom!
dangermagnet: you sure they're acting Edward?
Mountlion17: yep. That one! With the pink skirt and yellow top is actually glad.
Fashionlvr: what?!
Dangermagnet: what?! She's the one that's crying the most!
Fashionlvr: no! Not that! I mean, what?! She's wearing a pink and yellow combination? In fall almost winter?! Ugh! I sooo got to teach her a few things!
Bulkyman: umm… why doesn't it end yet? She already took her bag and got out!
Mountlion17: hahah!
Hotmechanic22: what's so funny now?
Mountlion17: the host has a surprise for the audience! He'll point the spotlight on 4 people from the audience and bring them over to sing! Hahaha!
Dangermagnet: uh-oh! What if they put the spotlight on me?
Mountlion17: don't worry love. The chances of that happening are one in a… --spotlight hits him – WHAT?!
Bulkyman: hahaha! Looks like Edward's gonna… -- spotlight hits him – WHAT!?
Mountlion17: feel like laughing now?
Bulkyman: actually I do! I've always wanted to sing to an audience! Finally! My time to shine! Next stop… Broadway!
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Hotmechanic22: oh great! Well, at least it not me… -- spotlight hits him – aw come on! What are the odds?! HERE HERE!! HERE'S A LADY THAT WANTS TO PASS! SEAT BB5! (He's shouting this to the host)
Dangermagnet: what?! Shut up Jacob! No no no! – Spotlight hits her – you're soooo gonna die Jacob black!
Mountlion17: come on love. We'll choose a song we can sing together.
Dangermagnet: I don't know how to sing Edward!
Hotmechanic22: AAHH! – Gets grabbed by Emmett to come down to the stage –
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Mountlion17: love, you're a vampire. We have amazing voices. Don't worry.
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Dangermagnet: okay. – takes Edward's hand now that he's with her. –
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Fashionlvr: what?! You're leaving me hanging! Oh so not!
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Feelinguy: hey beautiful.
Fashionlvr: you're coming with me!
Feelinguy: cool, where are we going?
Fashionlvr: Mexico!
Feelinguy: I'm up for it.
Fashionlvr: yay! Love you jazzy!
Feelinguy: love you too babe.
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1 hour later…
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Fashionlvr: hahaha! I can't believe I got there in time!
Dangermagnet: how exactly did you enter?
Fashionlvr: feminine charm!
Feelinguy: poor guy. Who can resist you?
Fashionlvr: aww! – Virtual kiss –
Feelinguy: --virtually kisses back— why are we virtually kissing when I could really kiss you? – Runs to couch and kisses Alice –
Fashionlvr: -- giggle –
Hotmechanic22: okay! Are you guys done making up now?
Feelinguy: fine.
Hotmechanic22: I still can't believe they kicked you out Emmett! Hahaha
Bulkyman: you're one to talk pup! They gave you 3 out of 10!
Hotmechanic22: well, yeah but, they didn't kick me out!
Fashionlvr: you shouldn't have picked la cucaracha for the song.
Bulkyman: it's a great song! La cucaracha la cucaracha! Ya no puede caminar. Porque…
Dangermagnet: ok! Hearing it one time was enough thank you!
Bulkyman: no one has good taste in music! Jacob, you chose womanizer!
Hotmechanic22: it was the first one that popped into my head! What do you want from me? It's a catchy song! Woman-womanizer you're a womanizer! Oh, womanizer! (Love this song!)
Dangermagnet: again! One time was enough!
Mountlion17: you were great love.
Dangermagnet: aw! But, not as much as you were. You have an amazing voice Edward. Like angels singing!
Mountlion17: yet, you didn't hear what many were thinking when you sang.
Bulkyman: ok yeah uh-huh you were great yada yada yada.
Fashionlvr: they got a 9 Emmett and that was a totally bad grade for how they sang. You guys should've gotten the 10. You looked so cute singing together!
Bulkyman: humph! I still can't believe you got 2 encores.
Dangermagnet: yeah well we did! I loved the songs you sang Edward!
Mountlion17: we only sang 2 songs anyway.
Fashionlvr: singing You and Me from Lifehouse to Bella on stage was super cute! (love this song!)
Hotmechanic22: …
Bulkyman: I didn't get the second song though.
hotmechanic22: it was I've got you from Mc Fly. You know the one in just my luck? (this one too!)
Bulkyman: oh!
Dangermagnet: it's only sung by one guy but, we sang it together.
Feelinguy: yeah, Edward sang the:
Looking
in your eyes
Hoping they won't cry
And even if they do
I'll
be in bed so close to you
Hold you through the night
And you'll
be unaware
But if you need me I'll be there
Dangermagnet: which was perfect since, for months I didn't know Edward was with me while I slept.
Fashionlvr: and Bella sang the:
I
never doubted you at all
The stars collide, will you stand by and
watch them fall?
So hold me 'til the sky is clear
And whisper
words of love right into my ear
Mountlion17: I'll always whisper words of love you my Bella.
Dangermagnet: aww! I love you Edward!
Mountlion17: I love you too. We both sang the choruses and:
The
world would be a lonely place
Without the one that puts a smile on
your face
So hold me 'til the sun burns out
I won't be lonely
when I'm down
We'll live forever so maybe we will see the sun burn down.
Bulkyman: I can't believe I missed all of that. Stupid show people! They don't know real talent!
Hotmechanic22: get over it Emmett!
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Vampmom: what are you doing online at this late hour?!
Fashionlvr: umm… Esme, we don't sleep.
Vampmom: but Jacob does! And you think he'll get offline if you still are? Uh-uh! So go on now!
Fashionlvr: fine! Let's go jazzy!
Feelinguy: good night Esme.
Vampmom: good night Jasper.
Feelinguy: wow! Never had to say that in decades! Hahaha.
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Bulkyman: oh! I know! I'll go get Rose and we'll do something fun!
Hotmechanic22: was I supposed to get that horrible mental picture?
Bulkyman: NO! ugh! Werewolves! I was thinking more among the lines of checkers or… an algebra equation. Yeah…
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Hotmechanic22: he won't do that will he?
Mountlion17: don't know. I prefer to ignore Emmett's thoughts. They're kind of stupid.
Vampmom: Edward! Don't insult your brother!
Mountlion17: sorry Esme. Can I come over love?
Dangermagnet: you know you don't have to ask! Besides you're one room away.
Mountlion17: I know. I'll be there in a second.
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Dangermagnet: bye Jacob! Good night Esme!
Vampmom: same to you sweetie.
Hotmechanic22: bye bells.
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Vampmom: what are you waiting for?
Hotmechanic22: umm… no offence but, you're not my mom.
Vampmom: get to bed right this instant Jacob black! You have school tomorrow! I'll tell Billy if you don't!
Hotmechanic22: alright! Sheesh!
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Vampmom: and that's how it's done.
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Fashionlvr: she's gone jazzy!
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Feelinguy: we are so bad!
Fashionlvr: you said it!
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Mountlion17: tsk tsk tsk. Disobeying couple.
Fashionlvr: you're one to talk Edward!
Dangermagnet: you do know that if Esme finds out she'll kill us, right?
Feelinguy: yeah she probably will.
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Bulkyman: well…
Dangermagnet: well what?
Bulkyman: huh?
Dangermagnet: you said well
Bulkyman: I didn't
Dangermagnet: yeah you did
Bulkyman: oh… hmmm… well… hi
Dangermagnet: ugh…
Bulkyman: oh yeah! I didn't find Rose. Does anyone know where she is?
Fashionlvr: nope. Uh-oh! Let's go Jasper!
Bulkyman: huh?
Feelinguy: oh…aaah!
Bulkyman: what is going on?
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Mountlion17: time to go love!
Bulkyman: you too?
Dangermagnet: right!
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Bulkyman: what? What?! WHAT?!
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Vampmom: Emmett Cullen!!
Bulkyman: oh! Now I get it! ... Grrr! Great! Thanks guys! Really appreciate the warning!
Vampmom: think you can disobey me huh? You are grounded!
Bulkyman: -- whines — come on Esme!
Vampmom: to your room Emmett Cullen!
Bulkyman: fine…
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Vampmom: I'm on parole!
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Hahaha! Hope you enjoyed that! I really hope to update soon! If you have any ideas please tell me! My friend and I are kind of stuck. Please please review! That will make my brain have more ideas I'm positive.