Hey guys! Sigh… another solo chapter. But, I hope you enjoy it and laugh a lot! I still want my friend to help me some times but she claims to "not have any ideas". So, I'm asking you guys to write m&n in every review you write which will mean you want her to help me again. I will show them to her. yay! Help me out guys! Christmas holidays are here so I'm hoping to update a lot more frequently.
Dangermagnet: Bella
Bulkyman: Emmett
Feelinguy: Jasper
Badmood: Rosalie
Mountlion17: Edward
Fashionlvr: Alice
Hotmechanic22: Jacob
Stranger11: Seth
Vampmom: Esme
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Hotmechanic22 has entered chat room
Badmood: go away.
Hotmechanic22: hi! I'm fine thanks for asking.
Badmood: I didn't ask.
Hotmechinc22: ugh! Is your husband rubbing off some of his dumbness or what? I was being sarcastic!
Badmood: just go dog! I'm busy!
Hotmechanic22: I have a joke for you today.
Badmood: oh great… more of your not-funny-blonde-everyone-knows-them-already jokes.
Hotmechanic22: actually, I think you'll de surprised with this one.
Badmood: just get it over with and .alone!
Hotmechanic22: what's the worst part about being a gardener?
Badmood: yeah, aha, moving on to the answer so you can leave.
Hotmechanic22: that his daughter's name is rose! HAHAHAHA!!
Badmood: that wasn't funny dog. You really need to get new jokes. Now, LEAVE!
Hotmechanic22: aw! Leech! Don't be a party pooper!
Badmood: it's difficult to be a party pooper when the party's already pooped.
Hotmechanic22: -- gasp –
Hotmechanic22: guess what I bought today?
Badmood: a brain?
Hotmechanic22: nope. A water gun!
Badmood: oh…cool…whatever. Now… LEAVE!
Hotmechanic22: -- quirts water to Rosalie –
Badmood: YOU GOT WATER ON MY HAIR MONGREL!!
Hotmechanic22: hahaha!
Badmood: -- gets off couch and hits Jacob –
Hotmechanic22: OW! Why did I sit in front of you? OW OW!
Badmood: that's what I ask myself! Why are you even in my house?! now leave!
Hotmechanic22: you broke my nose!
Badmood: please! I barely touched you moron!
Hotmechanic22: crazy sick blonde!
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Dangermagnet: hey rose! What's—
Badmood: I'M BUSY!
Dangermagnet: -- shriek of fear –
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Bulkyman: rose! Babe! I have a super cool phrase for you.
Badmood: —sigh— go on…
Bulkyman: Winnie the fucking pooh!! (Suddenly my sister comes and tells me that. It was super funny!)
Badmood: I don't want to hurt you Emmett so leave because I'm busy.
Bulkyman: no rose! I want to be with you! No! Don't leave me alone! Don't be like Winnie the fucking pooh!
Badmood: okay! Go to our room. I prepared a little surprise for you.
Bulkyman: ooooh!
Badmood: I'll be right there.
Bulkyman: YES!
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Badmood: few!
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Mountlion17: Rosalie! You scared the crap out of Bella! Why did you do that?!
Badmood: I'm busy! So leave now!
Mountlion17: not until you apologize to Bella!
Badmood: if you don't leave I'll do more to her than just scare her Edward! Believe me I will, so leave me alone! I'm busy!
Mountlion17: grrr! You better not do anything to my Bella again! You hear me?
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Badmood: ugh! Over protective Edward! Over reacting Bella!
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Stranger11: hey Rosalie. Just thought I should warn you… Jacob wants revenge so…
Badmood: yeah, whatever. Thanks I guess. Now leave!
Stranger11: oh! No need to be so aggressive! I just wanted to help!
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Badmood: what's with this people? Can't they tell I'm busy?! Ugh!
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Fashionlvr: Rosalie! I'm planning a shopping trip! Yay! Want to come?
Badmood: no I don't! I'm busy so go!
Fashionlvr: you don't want to go? – sob – that hurt rose!
Badmood: I don't have to go to every stupid trip you invite me to Alice!
Fashionlvr: – gasp, sob –
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Feelinguy: Rosalie, you really hurt Alice's feelings. Just go to the stupid shopping trip with her.
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Fashionlvr: IT'S NOT STUPID!
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Feelinguy: of course not!
Badmood: I'm busy jasper so go annoy someone else!
Feelinguy: I'm not leaving until you apologize to my woman! Or, go to the trip with her.
Badmood: fine! Umm…I-I got Alice a present. That's why I can't go. I… have to …wrap it.
Feelinguy: oh! I'll wrap it for you.
Badmood: oh well, thanks. It's in… huh – gets idea – my room. The room will probably be dark because… the light bulb died… so just go grab it. It's in the bed.
Feelinguy: okay.
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Badmood: looking forward to how that ends up. – Smiles evilly –
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Vampmom: Rosalie, dear, can you please help me with the Christmas tree?
Badmood: I'm very busy Esme. Can't you just ask Alice to do it?
Vampmom: so…you don't want to help me huh? After everything I have done for you? After all this time that I have given you everything you needed? Okay then, when you need help with something I'll act as you have done. (My mom always does this to me!)
Badmood: it's not that Esme. I truly appreciate what you have done for me but, at the moment I'm pretty busy. I'll help you later.
Vampmom: okay then, every time you ask me for help that's what I'll say: "ask Carlisle" "later". Fine, fine, let's see if you like it.
Badmood: fine! What do you want me to help you with?
Vampmom: no, no! You're busy. You don't want to help me, fine.
Badmood: no, no. I'll help you Esme.
Vampmom: just remember this for the future, eh!
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Badmood: ugh! She always does that! It makes me feel all guilty. (yep, that's how I feel)
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Vampmom: it should.
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Badmood: o…kay…
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Bulkyman: aaaaahh!!! Wtf jasper!
Feelinguy: wtf me? wtf you? Why were you there…naked?!
Bulkyman: cause Rosalie and I were about to get busy. You know what I mean?
Badmood: ooooh boy.
Fashionlvr: ew! Emmett!
Bulkyman: oh please! Like you and jasper don't like to—
Fashionlvr: please just shut up! Rosalie! Why did you send my husband there! Ew! To think the things that could've happened – shudder -- if it wasn't for jasper's good reflexes. Good one jazz!
Feelinguy: why thank you! And yeah, Rosalie what's wrong with you?! Emmett attacked me!
Bulkyman: well, what did you want from me?! I had been waiting for a long time!
Feelinguy: eeewww! Emmett please!
Bulkyman: still waiting ya know rose.
Badmood: sorry Emmett, you're gonna have to wait a little longer.
Bulkyman: but, I can't wait much longer to–-
Fashionlvr: ew! Jasper cover your eyes, don't read this!
Feelinguy: yeah, let's go Alice. This chat room just got a little to perv for us. – Carries Alice over his shoulder-– I'm taking my wifie home. (as seen in twilight vanity fair photo shoot. You know where… YOUTUBE! I loved that it was so cute!)
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Bulkyman: yeah! Alone time…time?
Badmood: I really am busy so… bye!
Bulkyman: but…
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Badmood: finally – puts scissors away –
Lognesscutie has entered chat room
Lognesscutie: hey Aunt Rosalie!
Badmood: hi sweetie!
Lognesscutie: can you explain something to me?
Badmood: sure.
Lognesscutie: does the word play have a different meaning?
Badmood: no, I don't think so. Why honey?
Lognesscutie: cause, I heard screaming in your room and I ask daddy what had happened. He shuddered and said: your aunt rose was bad and almost made your uncles jasper and Emmett play together. Then… mommy started laughing hysterically.
Badmood: HAHAHAHA!!!
Lognesscutie: yeah, like that.
Badmood: I think that you're a little to young to know that nessie.
Lognesscutie: aww!
Badmood: sorry sweetie. But, on the bright side, I'm already finished with what I was doing.
Lognesscutie: yay!
Badmood: remember not to tell your parents that I made your homework for you.
Lognesscutie: thank you Aunt Rosalie! I love you.
Badmood: love you too. Good luck!
Lognesscutie: bye!
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Badmood: I really shouldn't be doing this for her but, how can someone refuse that girl? Better go talk to Emmett. Ugh!
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=D hope you guys liked it! Sorry for the sort of pervert part. Hahaha! I'd never done that so, tell me guys if you would prefer more of this or none at all of this type. Please please review! Tell me your ideas too. Reviewing motivates me you know? Don't forget… m&n unless you didn't like my friend helping me of course. Which I doubt, she had really funny ideas.