Hi guys! Hope you had great holidays! A great Christmas and I great new year! Tell me a little about it in your review. Sorry I haven't updated in a while though, I thought I would because of the vacations. This chat room was made with little things that happened to my friend or she said them that were really funny. Enjoy!
Fashionlvr: Alice
Bulkyman: Emmett
Hotmechanic22: Jacob
Dangermagnet: Bella
Friendlol: Mary Ann (special guest. You'll find out.) =D
Fashionlvr has entered chat room.
Fashionlvr: YES! A chat room without Emmett! Now we won't be both—
Bulkyman has entered chat room
Bulkyman: hey Alice!
Fashionlvr: —ered…pff! Hi… Emmett…
Bulkyman: be careful Alice! Don't want to strain yourself! You might break something if you jump too much on that chair from the excitement.
Fashionlvr: ha ha…
Bulkyman: why so down awice? (Baby voice)
Fashionlvr: you just ruined my happy, "Emmett free chat room" mood!
Bulkyman: --gasp—I'm hurt!
Fashionlvr: great! Will you leave?
Bulkyman: hell to the no! If only, it makes me want to be even more annoying. Muahaha!
Fashionlvr: --sigh—fine!
Bulkyman: why don't you want me around anyway? There's no one else here.
Fashionlvr: no, but someone will be. I asked a friend to join the chat room at 4:00.
Bulkyman: ooooh! A lady friend?
Fashionlvr: yes Emmett! And if you don't give her some space I'll call Rosalie on you.
Bulkyman: that won't make me back off!
Fashionlvr: you sure?
Bulkyman: …yep!
Fashionlvr: --screams in background-- ROSALIE! EMMETT DOESN'T LOV—
Bulkyman: shhh!!!! What?! Are you crazy?! You want her to kill me?! My own sister betraying me!
Fashionlvr: you said you didn't care about Rosalie.
Bulkyman: well…Rosalie is capable of many things! Horrible and wonderful… mmmm….
Fashionlvr: was that mental picture intended?
Bulkyman: hell yeah!
Fashionlvr: eww! You just made it a lot more grose!
Bulkyman: gross Alice please.
Fashionlvr: what? Now you are a grammar genius?
Bulkyman: yes, actually. No need to kneel before me Alice.
Fashionlvr: ugh…
Bulkyman: so, what's her name?
Fashionlvr: you already know her Emmett.
Bulkyman: who? Is it hot Lila –nods-- Or ugly veronica? – shudders--
Fashionlvr: neither. It's Mary Ann.
Hotmechanic22 has entered chat room
Hotmechanic22: hi!
Bulkyman: ugh! Little laughs Mary Ann? (Nickname some one gave her)
Hotmechanic22: yeah… thanks for the greetings!
Fashionlvr: yeah.
Bulkyman: UGH!
Hotmechanic22: who's little laughs Mary Ann?
Fashionlvr: I like her laugh!
Bulkyman: it's too…I don't know… high-pitched and she laughs a lot.
Fashionlvr: so? She's a happy person!
Bulkyman: yeah… a little too much. I'm happy and don't laugh all the time!
Fashionlvr: well, accept it… you're weird!
Bulkyman: I am not!
Hotmechanic22: yeah, you are weird… and dumb.
Fashionlvr: Emmett… the first step to solving a problem is recognizing it.
Hotmechanic22: HELLOO!!
Bulkyman: I won't recognize anything 'cause I don't have one!
Fashionlvr: denial… that's a sign!
Bulkyman: ugh… –sigh—
Fashionlvr: --triumphant smile –
Dangermagnet has entered chat room.
Dangermagnet: hey Jake! Alice! And Emmett.
Bulkyman: why is my name always non-enthusiastically said? Do I not deserve the exclamation point too?!
Dangermagnet: I forgot!
Hotmechanic22: bye!
Dangermagnet: what? Why?
Hotmechanic22: I'm being ignored.
Dangermagnet: don't you love when they ignore you?
Hotmechanic22: yeah, but not when I insult them! I like that they call me back bad things when I insult them! Like calling Alice a psycho, freak, pixie! And Emmett a dumb, weird, idiot!
Hotmechanic22: see!! They aren't even calling back! Or, arguing and saying they aren't those things!
Dangermagnet: because they've matured, Jacob.
Hotmechanic22: ugh… riiiiight. Bye bells. I'll find someone else to insult.
Dangermagnet: bye Jake!
Hotmechanic22 has left chat room.
Bulkyman: stupid mongrel! I'll chew his head off and then spit it and then chew it again! Yeah…
Dangermagnet: well, at least Alice has matured.
Fashionlvr: idiot, low life piece of scum! How dare he call me all those things? When he's the—
Dangermagnet: Alice!
Fashionlvr: sorry Bella.
Dangermagnet: I'm just glad you guys could resist until he was gone.
Fashionlvr: well, you asked us to.
Bulkyman: yeah, where's my money?
Dangermagnet: I couldn't get any money from Charlie or ask Edward because…
Bulkyman: yeah, yeah, he'd kill us. But still…. Pay up!
Dangermagnet: no he wouldn't! He's hunting. Snif snif
Dangermagnet: sorry guys, but…. I did get you these! –gives coupon—
Bulkyman: a ** coupon?
Fashionlvr: well, I do appreciate it Bella. It's a coupon for… --looks at it –
Bulkyman: STARBUCKS!! Wtf!? We can't eat Bella!
Dangermagnet: sorry Emmett, it was the best I got.
Bulkyman: hmph! I won't trust any other thing with you involving money!
Dangermagnet: yeah…better don't.
Fashionlvr: we could buy some of those cool starbucks mugs…oh, wait. It says: only valuable for food
Dangermagnet: he he…
Fashionlvr: Bella, do you know how hard it was to ignore Jacob?
Dangermagnet: very?
Fashionlvr: yeah! And I didn't do it to get rewarded with coffee I can't eat. I was planning to take you on a shopping trip with me and buy you lots of things with it! –sigh—
Dangermagnet: appreciate the gesture but, then, glad I didn't get your money.
Fashionlvr: --glares—
Dangermagnet: really, I am sorry.
Bulkyman: worst day of my life. First, I'm told I'll have to suffer little laughs Mary Ann and her little laughs! And then, I'm told that my money won't be delivered! Hmph!
Dangermagnet: who's little laughs Mary Ann?
Fashionlvr: it's a friend that according to Emmett laughs a lot.
Dangermagnet: what's wrong with that?
Bulkyman: not just that! They are all high pitched and stuff! Imagine hearing HIHIHIHIHI all day long for …silence!
Dangermagnet: she laughs at silence?
Bulkyman: yeah! And then, you ask her "what's so funny? " and she goes "I'm laughing at myself" and then laughs even harder!!
Dangermagnet: lol! She sounds funny.
Bulkyman: well, it's annoying sometimes!
Fashionlvr: one time she said that people made her itchy
Dangermagnet: hahahaah! But, she's human isn't she?
Fashionlvr: yeah, she is.
Dangermagnet: then. How come people make her itchy?
Fashionlvr: we never knew…
Dangermagnet: I'm looking forward to meet her.
Fashionlvr: she'll log in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Friendlol has entered chat room
Dangermagnet: what happened to the 1?
Fashionlvr: umm… it died or something?
Friendlol: hihihihihi! That's my Alice!
Fashionlvr: hey Mary Ann! This is Bella and you already knew Emmett.
Friendlol: oh hi! Pleased to meet you! Hihihihihihi
Bulkyman: ugh!
Friendlol: what's wrong?
Dangermagnet: hahahaah
Fashionlvr: nothing. So, what's up?
Friendlol: not much. Oh! I recently bought a dog! It's so cute! Hihihihi
Bulkyman: I had a dog too, but, someone's boyfriend took it away.
Dangermagnet: muahaha
Friendlol: the seller said it already had a name: bimbo! Hihihih I started laughing like crazy when I heard it. Hihihihi
Bulkyman: I can imagine… wait, WHAT!? YOU HAVE BIMBO!!!
Friendlol: I just told you I had it silly. Hihihih
Bulkyman: .you
Friendlol: oh! Aggressive! I'm usually very direct on things I say. Like one time we passed a kinder garden and I couldn't help myself and say: this kinder… this kinder is very ugly! Hihihihii
Dangermagnet: hahahahah =D
Bulkyman: hey Mary!
Friendlol: what?
bulkyman: make me a favor?
Friendlol: sure!
Bulkyman: can you check in a calendar or something when my birthday is?
Friendlol: of course. When is your birthday?
Bulkymab: February 30
Friendlol: K
Dangermagnet: what are you talking about? That date doesn't even exist.
Bulkyman: just watch little sis
Friendlol: got one right here! Hmm… it's missing days! I'll go get another one.
Friendlol: this one is wrong too! Ugh! What is wrong with these things?
Bulkyman: keep looking I really want to know. – snickers --
Friendlol: sure. My cel is never wrong… wtf!? Why is every calendar missing dates?! …DUH!
Dangermagnet: wow!
Bulkyman: hahaha! Told you!
Dangermagnet: hahaha evil Emmett!
Friendlol: awww! You tricked me. –-High-pitched voice–- I believe everything they tell me
Bulkyman: you're Mary Ann the naive.
Friendlol: they also tell me my mind is too innocent, but… I don't know what they mean.
Bulkyman: do you get a mental picture when I say: I'll go play with Rosalie later?
Friednlol: huh?
Dangermagnet: eww!!!
Fashionlvr: gross! Happi Emmett?
Bulkyman: it's happy, alice.
Fashionlvr: ugh… I preferred when you weren't a grammar "genius".
Bulkyman: how bout: lick it like a lollipop?
Friendlol: isn't that in a song?
Bulkyman: how bout: wanna do it?
Friendlol: do what?
Fashionlvr: leave Mary alone!
Friendlol: my back hurts!
Fashiolvr: and why is that?
Friendlol: I'm sitting in some chair without the thing where you place your back and I got tired so I went to the floor… no good either. (this is really happening to me)
Bulkyman: whatcha got there?
Friendlol: oh! It's my notebook.
Bulkyman: what's this?
Friendlol: a whale. Duh! Hihihihih
Bulkyman: and why is it there?
Friendlol: when people get bored they draw whales. Hhihihhihhi
Bulkyman: riiiiight… everyone or just you?
Friendlol: everyone.
Bulkyman: you sure?
Friendlol: yep! Hihihihihihi… kidding!
Bulkyman: okay…
Friendlol: and 5 6 7 8. And a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Fashionlvr: umm… what are you doing Mary Ann?
Friendlol: dancing jazz!!
Fashionlvr: why?
Friendlol: that's what I do in my free time!
Bulkyman: that's what you do in your free time?!
Dangermagnet: cool!
Fashionlvr: she's an amazing dancer! (she really does!)
Friendlol: thanks Alice!!! Hihihihihhi
Friendlol: in ballet, my teacher kept getting mad at me for not being able to—
Fashionlvr: touch your head with your toes… you already told me
Friendlol: oh! Hihihihihihi
Fashionlvr: you got traumatized with that you know.
Friendlol: well, she always got mad! Hihihihihih but, it doesn't mean I'm not a capable dancer because—
Fashionlvr: your jazz teacher can't do it either and she's amazing… --sigh—told me that too.
Friendlol: yeah! Hihihihi cause we both have—
Fashionlvr: short legs…
Friendlol: yes! Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi!!!
Bulkyman: so, you dance jazz?
Friendlol: yep! Hihihi AAAH! Wait!
Bulkyman: huh?
Fashionlvr: what's going on?
bulkyman: you're the psychic!
Friendlol: there, I'm back!
Dangermagnet: what happened?
Friendlol: oh, I punished my sister. (This really didn't happen)
Bulkyman: why?
Friendlol: she hit my other sister.
Fashionlvr: that's not so bad…
Friendlol: with a hockey stick.
Dangermagnet: WOAH! Why did she do that?!
Friendlol: I don't know. But, then the little one came and told the big one she hated her. It was funny! Hihihihi
Bulkyman: yeah, nothing more fun than a sister beating the crap out of the other one with a hockey stick.
Friendlol: it was kind of sadistic.
Bulkyman: tell me about it. So, you have 2 sisters?
Friendlol: yeah…
Bulkyman: how old are they? What are their names?
Friendlol: aaah!! Stalker! Back off! back off!!
Bulkyman: what? I just want to know their names!
Friendlol: leave me alone! You just want to kidnap them!
Bulkyman: you're kind of bipolar.
Friendlol: oh! Shut up Emmett! You don't even know what bipolar means!
Bulkyman: Alice, tell your friend I'm not a stalker.
Fashionlvr: just ignore each other Emmett.
Friendlol: ugh! Alice! You're supposed to be in my side!
Fashionlvr: no one's actually. =D
Friendlol: well, I got to go. Bye alice! Bella! …emmett…
Bulkyman: again with the non-enthusiasm...
Friendlol has left chat room
Bulkyman: …
Dangermagnet: I liked her! she's funny.
Fashionlvr: she's the best!
Bulkyman: she just thinks I'm a stalker!
Fashionlvr: because of the things you do.
Bulkyman: but, if jasper or Edward did them, she wouldn't react that way!
Fashionlvr: maybe…
Emmettlvr has entered chat room
Bulkyman: huh? –grins—cool screen name…
Emmettlvr: aah! EMMETT I LOVE YOU!!!
Bulkyman: why thank you! Who are you?
Emmettlvr: I LOVE YOU EMMETT!! …bye!
Emmettlvr has left chat room
Dangermagnet: I guess that makes up for the non-enthusiasm huh Emmett?
Bulkyman: that was weird…but, pleasant!
Fashionlvr: ugh…Emmett!
Bulkyman: but, like I said… weird. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS WEIRDNESS!
Fashionlvr: not your chat room day Emmett
Bulkyman: tell me about it… aaah!! What if it's hunted!!? And it just wants to freak me out! AAAAH!!!!!! HUNTED WEIRD CHAT ROOM!!!!
Bulkyman: hunted weird chat room!!!!
Bulkyman has left chat room
Fashionlvr: okay…
Dangermagnet: better leave before it rubs on…
Fashionlvr: definitely
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Well, I hope you enjoyed this chat room with some of the craziness of my friend. =) please guys review! Happy New Year!! I want to thank everyone for reading and reviewing, since I checked the stats today and these chat rooms had more than 500 hits in the month of December! =D