Happy Valentines Day everyone!!! Okay so, I've noticed that i never update on special occasions like: Christmas or New Year or thanksgiving or anything… so… today will be different!!!! Hope you enjoy it!! Even though I made it in like… 30 minutes just to change that.
Bulkyman: Emmett
Dangermagnet: Bella
Mountlion17: Edward
Fashionlvr: Alice
Badmood: Rosalie
Hotmechanic22: Jacob
Stranger11: Seth
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Mountlion17: let me tell you one more time Emmett… HA! PITTSBURG WON!!!
Bulkyman: … dude… let it go… it was like… a long time ago…
Mountlion17: I'm going to celebrate all ni-ight cause the winner was pitts-burg (song like)
Bulkyman: yeah… yeah
Mountlion17: and you're gonna cry all ni-ight cause the loser was arizo-na
Bulkyman: you're such a sour winner!
Mountlion17: you're grumpy cause you haven't been playing with rose for a while now and cause… ARIZONA LOST!!!
Bulkyman: hey! Rose and I are "playing" just fine thank you very much!
Bulkyman: and again…. Let it go!!!
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Dangermagnet: hi Edward!!
Mountlion17: Bella!! Happy Valentines Day love!
Dangermagnet: aww!! You too eddie!! I love you!!
Mountlion17: I love you more, love
Bulkyman: HEY! THIS IS A PUBLIC CHATROOM! SO… LET THAT SUBJECT DROP!!
Dangermagnet: yeez… grumpy… have you been playing enough?
Bulkyman: I'm not at liberty to discuss my personal matters within a public chatroom…
Dangermagnet: well, I just want to know!
Bulkyman: shh!!
Mountlion17: don't shush my wife! And no, he hasn't been playing enough.
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Badmood: emmy! Happy Valentines Day!!
Bulkyman: rose! You too babe! I love you so much!
Dangermagnet: ahem! This is a public chatroom!
Badmood: ugh… shut up tripy! (I didn't invent this nickname, I read it in another chatroom and loved it!)
Bulkyman: tripy?
Badmood: baby… it doesn't help coming up with new nicknames if you don't know what they stand for! –sigh—she trips a lot…
Dangermagnet: --gasp—I do not anymore!!
Badmood: okay then… ex-tripy!!
Dangermagnet: well, at least I'm not a dumb blonde!! (the next jokes are not meaning to insult.)
Dangermagnet: hey Rosalie! Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
Dangermagnet: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Bulkyman: HAHHAHHA!!
Badmood: shut up Emmett!
Mountlion17: good one love!
Badmood: what's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? Huh?
Dangermagnet: …
Badmood: a brunette chick that has said too many blonde jokes
Badmood: so watch it!
Mountlion17: that wouldn't be good for you Rosalie!
Bulkyman: CAT FIGHT!! MEOW!!
Badmood: don't threaten me Edward!!
Badmood: what do you call a guy with a brunette?
Dangermagnet: lucky obviously!
Badmood: no, a hostage
Mountlion17: I'm with Bella! I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
Dangermagnet: ily!
Bulkyman: HAHAHAH!!!
Dangermagnet: --gasp—I'll confuse you in your next joke! But, hmm… how do you confuse a blonde?
Badmood: you can't confuse me
Dangermagnet; that's right! You don't! you're born that way!
Badmood: bad choice tripy!
Dangermagnet: bring it on bitchy!
Bulkyman: wow…
Mountlion17: …
Badmood: what's the difference between you and trash?! At least the trash gets taken out once a week!
Dangermagnet: what do you call 20 blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
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Stranger11: wasup? Happy Valentines Day!
Badmood: you won't like this one… why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
Dangermagnet: there was no point in wasting such precious hair obviously.
Badmood: no, the hair from the buffalo's butt was more manageable!
Dangermagnet: what do you call a brunette with a blonde by her side? An interpreter
Badmood: what do you call a brunette with a blonde by her side? A maid
Stranger11: oooh!!! I'm in!! yo mamma is so ugly she looks like you!
Stranger11: hahahahah
Badmood: …
Dangermagnet: …
Bulkyman: …
Mountlion17: …
Stranger11: wha?
Dangermagnet: oh look! Someone smarter than you. Then, again… everyone is!
Badmood: --slap—
Mountlion17: Rosalie you'll die!! I'll shot you!
Dangermagnet: --slap—
Bulkyman: bitch slapping cat fight!! Pow meow!
Stranger11: soo… this wasn't a group fight?...
Mountlion17: no…
Stranger11: oh…
Dangermagnet: --slap—
Badmood: --slap—
Bulkyman: I'll go stop them…
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Stranger11: I'm kind of intruding aren't I?
Mountlion17: yeah
Stranger11: okay… bye… good luck with the… bitch slapping cat fight pow meow…
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Dangermagnet: okay STOP!!
Badmood: why? You afraid a blonde will beat ya!?
Dangermagnet: no, Emmett is next to you so… MOVE IT EMMETT OR I WILL SHOT YOU!
Badmood: okay, now you're scaring me tripy
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Fashionlvr: DIE EDWARD DIE!!! I WILL SHOT YOU!!!
Badmood: popular phrase today… on the love day…
Fashionlvr: guess what I found on YOU TUBE!!!
Badmood: uuuh… got to go!
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Fashionlvr: EDWARD!!! I WILL SHOT YOU!!! HOW COULD YOU HAVE POSTED THAT VIDEO OF JASPER AND I ON THE INTERNET!!!!?
Mountlion17: oh shit…
Fashionlvr: --cocks gun—
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Mountlion17: ** bye love. Love you! Happy Valentines Day!
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Dangermagnet: is this day kind of… evil or what?
Hotmechanic22: tell me about it…
Dangermagnet: WHAT? When did you get here?
Hotmechanic22: been here all this time… it was certainly interesting. –snort—beat up brunette…
Dangermagnet: hey! That was insulting and threatening!
Hotmechanic22: it was funny!got to go pick Renesmee up bells! Happy Valentines Day!
Dangermagnet: aww!! Have a good time you!
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Mountlion17: not so fast Jacob! What are you planning this evening with my daughter?
Hotmechanic22: ugh… so we need your permission now?
Mountlion17: yes you do pup. Now, what are your plans?
Dangermagnet: he's just an over-protective dad Jacob. Tell him
Hotmechanic22: we're going to the movies
Mountlion17: alone?
Hotmechanich22: yeah alone, obviously.
Mountlion17: not while I'm around! That's final
Hotmechanic22: --scoff—yeah right!
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Mountlion17: nuh-uh!
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Dangermagnet: Edward!!! Let them be!It's cute
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Stranger11: hehe…
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on
Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Stranger11: few! Glad I had those out! Okay… enough crazy talk… huh… this is what being Emmett feels like… I kind of like it… --looks around—
Stranger11: goodbye Mr. Seth! Lol! Man that's fun!
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Soo… did you like it!? Hope you did! Leave a review please please!! Tell me how was your valentines day like… did you pass it with your boyfriend or girlfriend or with friends? REVIEW!!!