Hi!!! Sorry it took me sooooo long to update!! I promise I will update at least one more time before school starts again =D thanks for all your reviews, alerts, favorites and support!! Especial thanks to Javines who, thanks to his review, a new member of twilight has been added to the chatrooms! Tanya!! Lol! I just realized my chatrooms are pretty OOC sorry for that. Enjoy!
Dangermagnet: Bella
Bulkyman: Emmett
Mountlion17: Edward
Hotmechanic22: Jacob
Stranger11: Seth
sBerryGirl: Tanya
Dangermagnet has entered chat room
Mountlion17 has entered chat room
Mountlion17: I love you so much love.
Dangermagnet: not as much as I love you Edward.
Mountlion17: wrong.
Dangermagnet: I am sooooo right!
Bulkyman has entered chat room
Bulkyman: aww! As always you guys fighting for uh… knowing who loves each other more? Yeah… that came out right.
Mountlion17: ugh… Emmett, why do you always have to interrupt our conversations and besides, don't you have anything else to do? You're always on a chat room… Annoying us.
Bulkyman: snif snif… if my presence bothers you… I'll go… hide in a corner or something.
Mountlion17: please and thank you.
Bulkyman: hell no! You thought you'd get rid of me that easily? Fools! Muahahaha!
Dangermagnet: …
Mountlion17: …o…k…
Bulkyman: he…he…. :D
Bulkyman: you know what I think?
Mountlion17: nothing? (remember…OOC)
Bulkyman: I think I should do a book about you guys! It could be called… the book about a vegetarian vampire who falls in love with a clumsy girl. Oh yeah!
Dangermagnet: hahaha!
Mountlion17: please Emmett! Who would buy a book about good vampires? No one! And with that title… less!
Bulkyman: how about… sunset?! Or… dusk!?
Mountlion17: and what does sunset have to do with the story?
Bulkyman: it just sounds cool Edward!
Dangermagnet: something more sophisticated like… twilight?
Bulkyman: please Bella! Who would buy a book called twilight!? What a stupid name…
Mountlion17: Bella's titles are way better than yours Emmett! And who would buy any book written by you at all!?
Bulkyman: a lot of people!
Bulkyman: I can see I'm not wanted here…
Mountlion17: got that right!
Bulkyman: grr… fine! I'll leave
Mountlion17: really!?
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Mountlion17: YES!
Bulkyman has entered chat room
Bulkyman: kidding!
Mountlion17: ¬ ¬ not funny
Bulkyman: fine fine
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Mountlion17: …
Dangermagnet: …
Mountlion17: …
Dangermagnet: …
Mountlion17: yes!!!!!!!
Dangermagnet: ya know… you really should treat Emmett better
Mountlion17: what?
Dangermagnet: he's your brother, support him
Mountlion17: sigh… okay… anything for you love.
Dangermagnet: thank you Edward.
Mountlion17: anytime love.
Hotmechanic22 has entered chat room
Hotmechanic22: HAHAHAHA!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE TV LATELY?!!!!!
Mountlion17: ugh… alone-chat room-time doesn't exist… does it?
Hotmechanic22: they are selling a new knife!
Dangermagnet: I fail to see the… coolness?... on that
Hotmechanic22: get the slogan… "as sharp as vampire teeth"
Hotmechanic22: HAHAAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!! ROFL!
Mountlion17: sigh… another bad product… time to say my sentence of the day… who would buy that?
Hotmechanic22: according to the commercial… more than 10,000 people.
Hotmechanic22: worst slogan ever…
Dangermagnet: well… our teeth are pretty sharp Jacob!
Hotmechanic22: still… who would buy something with the word vampire on it? Ew! The simple thought of it makes me puke!
Dangermagnet: ugh…
Hotmechanic22: Especially something that cuts your food? Even more gross! Leech teeth cutting the things you eat! Ew ew ew ew!!!!
Dangermagnet: don't be so exaggerated!
Hotmechanic22: only an idiot would buy that!
Stranger11 has entered chat room
Stranger11: guys! Guess what I just bought!? A knife as sharp as vampire teeth for only 10 bucks!
Hotmechanic22: ugh…
Mountlion17: hahaha! want to rephrase?
Hotmechanic22: naw… Seth you idiot!
Stranger11: what!? It really is pretty sharp! And I got it for 30 dollars less! Pretty intelligent of me huh?
Hotmechanic22: no… not really…
Dangermagnet: how did you get it for 30 dollars less?
Mountlion17: I wouldn't buy a 40 dollar knife…. Ever
Stranger11: me neither… but as I said… I got it for 10! I bought it from—
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Bulkyman: don't buy that knife with a cool slogan!! Is a total fake! :(
Mountlion17: tell me it wasn't from Emmett
Stranger11: uh… yeah
Hotmechanic22: HAHAAHAHAH!!!
Dangermagnet: HAHAAHHA!
Hotmechanic22: I repeat… only an idiot
Mountlion17: why did you buy that thing Emmett?! You don't even eat food!
Bulkyman: sorry! I just couldn't help myself…. With a slogan like that.
Stranger11: I know right!
Bulkyman: but it's a total lie! I cut a rock with my teeth and the knife couldn't!
Mountlion17: all slogans are lies Emmett!
Stranger11: still… it does cut some pretty hard beef.
Bulkyman: yeah! But my teeth are way sharper than that!
Mountlion17: I still can't believe you actually bought a 40 dollar knife that was obviously not "as sharp as vampire teeth" just to give it to Seth for 10 dollars!
Bulkyman: uh… it was actually 50 dollars… they charge for sending it 5 dollars and another five if you want it there in less than 10 minutes. Delivery express!! =D
Hotmechanic22: HAHAHAH!!
Mountlion17: un…be…lievable
Dangermagnet: what did I ask for Edward?
Mountlion17: I mean… good job Emmett! We really needed a knife for cutting the imaginary food we eat every day. (heavy sarcasm)
Dangermagnet: fair enough… just… try it without the sarcasm in the future. Love you eddy!
Mountlion17: love you more love!
Bulkyman: right! That reminds me! I've got the perfect name for my book!
Hotmechanic22: what book?
Dangermagnet: Emmett wants to make a book about us
Hotmechanic22: HAHAHA!!! Man! Has this been a funny day or what?
Bulkyman: Bella & Edward: forbidden love
Bulkyman: huh? Huh? Huh? Pretty good huh?
Mountlion17: it's better than sunset…
Dangermagnet: I still think twilight's better!
Bulkyman: Bella! This is my book! And it's going to be told by the handsome, strong and smart brother of the madly in love vampire.
Bulkyman: check the first line: my brother has fallen in love with a human. We all know this will probably end badly.
Bulkyman: huh? huh? huh?
Mountlion17: it's actually not that bad…
Hotmechanic22: HAHAHAA!!! Are you kidding? Nobody will buy that book!
Mountlion17: I think he's right…
Dangermagnet: yeah Emmett… besides, I don't want my life to be public for every one!
Bulkyman: fine!
sBerryGirl has entered chat room
sBerryGirl: have you seen the new knife!? That is an insult!
Mountion17: ugh…
Dangermagnet: hahaha
Mountlion17: tired of this!
Dangermagnet: let's go check on Renesmeé
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sBerryGirl: what?! I'm just saying that the slogan is an insult to us!
Stranger11: hahaahah
Hotmechanic22: HAHAAHAHHA!! I got to get out of this chat room before I pee my pants!
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Bulkyman: don't buy it!!!!! IT'S A LIE!!!
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sBerryGirl: seriously! What's wrong with what I said?
Stranger11: this is awkward… I don't really know you…
sBerryGirl: right! Who are you again?
Stranger11: Seth
sBerryGirl: well Seth… I want to know why everyone left
stranger11: they are angry about that knife.
sBerryGirl: finally! Someone that understands me! thank you Seth!
Stranger11: oh! No, I don't understand you. I mean yes but no. (I always say this)
sBerryGirl: yes but no?
stranger11: I mean yes, I understand you but no I don't see anything wrong with that catchy slogan. =D
stranger11: I'm a werewolf so I don't really care! I bought one of those cool slogan knives! It's actually pretty sharp.
sBerryGirl: ugh! Leave it to the werewolf to make fun of us with that thing!
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stranger11: what?! I wasn't making fun of you!
Stranger11: oh well…. Gonna go play with my new pet squirrel! Stalky!
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