Grr!!! I'm so angry at myself! I didn't keep my promise of updating before the start of school!!! Grr!! Grr!!! Sooo sorry guys but here's a new chatroom hope I make it up to you! Sorry!!

On other more frantic news… I'm stuck on my house till the end of the week. Maybe I'll update some more. Why? Cause my country is on swine flu alert. So, I'm not going to school and no, it's not as fun as you may think. Lol! Sigh… I hope this ends soon. :D well, enjoy!!

Especial thanks to Darlin24 for this idea! THANKS SO MUCH! There will be a change here! In this chatroom no Bella and no Edward!

Bulkyman: Emmett

Badmood: Rosalie

Feelinguy: Jasper

Starnger11: Seth

Lilalolf: Leah

Hotmechanic22: Jacob

Vampmom: Esme

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Lilalolf: hey—ugh… it's you.

Lilalolf: why do parasites have to invade the internet!? Don't you have enough with just stinking up the places you walk on!!?

Bulkyman: because we want to. And no, it's never enough… to say I'm sorry. It's never enough to say I care. (love this song)

Bulkyman: not! Hahaha

Lilalolf: ugh…

Bulkyman: why are you even online? Shouldn't you be in school young lady?

Lilalolf: first of all, ew! never call me that again and yes I am in school.

Bulkyman: tsk tsk tsk

Lilalolf: what? Aren't you in school too?

Bulkyman: yes, BUT and there is a big but—

Lilalolf: well you certainly have one…

Bulkyman: — I have made high school many times before.

Lilalolf: so? Aren't you cullens supposed to be goody goody-two-shoes?

Bulkyman: that's just Edward and probably Bella and Alice which means Jasper as well…hmm… but rose and I are definitely not some goody two shoes.

Lilalolf: right…

Bulkyman: was that sarcastic?

Lilalolf: no

Bulkyman: was that sarcastic? cause ya know… we're in a cell phone

Lilalolf: ugh! YES! They were sarcastic!

Bulkyman: now now, no need to get fiery

Lilalolf: fiery? How old are you?

Bulkyman: uh…idk, I lost count.

Lilalolf: ugh… it was a figure of speech leech!

Bulkyman: hehe that rhymed

Lilalolf: ugh…where are Jacob and Seth!?

Bulkyman: oh! So, you weren't here just like that?

Lilalolf: no, i wasn't here "just like that". Why would I be here "just like that" if everyone is at school!?

Bulkyman: what's with the " " ?

Lilalolf: help

Bulkyman: what'd you need help with? :D

Lilalolf: ugh… forget it. This isn't worth a little chat time!

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Hotmechanic22: we're here. Ugh… math… not the easiest class to find free time in

Stranger11: yeah! Tell me about it! Mrs. Candy is just a sour mean crazy old teacher!

Bulkaymn: he… he… sour candy…he…he…

Lilalolf: this is what I've been suffering

Hotmechanic22: hahaha sorry about that

Stranger11: and those magnifying glasses she has! –shudders—I've had dreams about those huge eyes… stalking me

Lilalolf: we're not talking about that anymore seth

Bulkyman: you've got some serious stalker issues

Stranger11: hmm... maybe I do but stalky is helping me get over them :D

Bulkyman: sigh… I used to have a pet once…

Lilalolf: yeah yeah… aha… don't care

Bulkyman: hmph

Hotmechanic22: this is a werewolf-class chatroom so… please Emmett

Bulkyman: fine

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Feelinguy: I noticed you looking around suspiciously. I should've known what you were doing.

Bulkyman: hey! Now it's a vampire-werewolf-class chatroom

Feelinguy: this is wrong Emmett. You should be paying attention to class.

Bulkyman: you're right. What am I thinking?

Stranger11: I know… this is wrong! What are we wasting our time in?

Hotmechanic22: there's something funny about my guilt

Badmood: ugh… jasper cut it out

Feelinguy: shh

Lilalolf: leech, if you don't stop this guilt trip thing I'll go over your school right now and rip you to pieces!

Hotmechanic22: and can you hurry it up? The unspeakable words are starting to leave my mouth

Lilalolf: so?

Feelinguy: as much as I'd love to see you try… I got to leave. Esme is going to find out soon enough.

Badmood: I doubt it. How could she find out?

Feelinguy: the same way she always finds out

Bulkyman: …?

Feelinguy: uh… intuition… ?

Feelinguy: well bye

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Badmood: huh… what was that about emmy?

Bulkyman: I don't know rose, but there's something fishy about it…

Hotmechanic22: what'd you mean?

Bulkyman: well, just one other time did esme find out…

Stranger11: well, what about alice?

Lilalolf: yeah! You said she was a goody two shoes!

Badmood: alice couldn't have seen us cause you guys are here.

Hotmechanic22: right! Hmm..

Bulkyman: what about Edward? He could've read my mind and known I'm here

Badmood: Edward wouldn't waste his time on that.

Lilalolf: how would you know that blondie?

Badmood: I just know Edward brownie

Stranger11: what about bella?

Hotmechanic22: how would she know?

Stranger11: I don't know

Lilalolf: what about billy? Will he know? Cause I really don't care about your mom bloodsuckers

Hotmechanic22: eh… billy?… nah… don't think so. Why would he find out? How would he find out?

Lilalolf: I don't know but as long as he doesn't find out … I could care less about a bloodsucking mom

Bulkyman: yeah but we do

Badmood: and esme could tell Charlie and Charlie could tell billy

Stranger11: that makes… sort of sense

Lilalolf: whatever

Bulkyman: fine! Lets not worry about that

Stranger11: we'll cross that bridge when we get there :D

Hotmechanic22:

Badmood:

Lilalolf: ugh

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Vampmom: Emmett and Rosalie Cullen! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN SCHOOL! PAYING ATTENTION! Now you get off these phones in this instant and pay attention or you'll say goodbye to them! And no more grizzlies for you mister!

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Hotmechanic22: hahaha

Stranger11: fiery

Lilalolf: you have been spending way to much time with the dumb leech seth

Hotmechanic22: looks like you guys are in trouble

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Wheelman15: Charlie just told me!

Badmood: HA! Told ya

Wheelman15: what are you guys thinking!? We are paying good money for that school! now turn those phones off and turn your little heads up to that teacher! We'll talk later jake!

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Hotmechanic22: well, that wasn't so bad

Strange11: yeah, except for the threat

Badmood: well, bye. I don't want to get on esme's bad side

Bulkyman: whatever you say babe

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Feelinguy: heard you got caught

Bulkyman: wipe that smile off your face

Feelinguy: I'm not smiling

Bulkyman: good

Feelinguy: I'm grinning hahaha!

Badmood: hey! Alice could be the snitch!

Stranger11: how?

Badmood: she saw our future disappear and then BAM it hit her. How else would we be together?

Lilalolf: good point

Feelinguy: what?

Stranger11: it makes perfect sense

Feelinguy: what are you guys talking about?

Hotmechanic22: it's tricky… but smart

Feelinguy: huh?

Badmood: that's alice for ya! Tricky and smart!

Bulkyman: GET HER!!

Feelinguy: whoa whoa whoa! You are NOT going to do anything to my wife pals!

Feelinguy: BACK OFF!

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Bulkyman: fiery

Stranger11: extra fiery

Lilalolf: yep

Badmood: that's what you get for threatening someone's wife

Hotmechanic22: you were the one who said it was her!

Badmood: yeah… but I wouldn't get on jasper's bad side

Badmood: hahaha

Badmood: idiots

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Lilalolf: argh!!!! I'm going to kill her!!!

Bulkyman: sigh… isn't she the best? :D

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Stranger11: it was pretty tricky

Hotmechanic22: and smart

Stranger11: hey…

Lilalolf: argh!

Hotmechanic22: I'm impressed… never thought a blonde could do that

Lilalolf: ugh… I'll see you at lunch

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Stranger11: well, this was funer than I expected

Hotmechanic22: funer?

Stranger11: fun-er…

Hotmechanic22: Leah is right. You have been spending way too much time with Emmett

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Stranger11: it's fun –shrugs—

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Hehe so there it was! Hope you enjoyed it. My free cheesecake guarantee is still on! :D any ideas will be greatly accepted! Oh and REVIEWREVIEWREVIEWREVIEW!!!! Thanks for reading!!