Hii!!! Sorry i haven't updated any of my other stories in a long time! i promise to update as soon as I can :D well, new chatroom! Thanks for all your reviews!! And special thanks to bornagoof for the idea of this chatroom! :D enjoy!!
Bulkyman: Emmett
Stranger11: seth
Dangermagnet: bella
Mountlion17: Edward
Lilalolf: leah
Friendlol: mary ann
Fashionlvr: alice
Badmood: rosalie
Dangermagnet has entered chatroom
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Dangermagnet: hi eddie!
Mountlion17: hello love
Mountlion17: so, I was wondering… alice is throwing a medieval party tonight. Would you care to be princess for this evening?
Dangermagnet: oh! Edward! I love it when you speak british!
Mountlion17: I didn't. I didn't even speak
Dangermagnet: let me believe that you spoke british Edward! Sheesh!
Mountlion17: *british accent*fine but, will you be?
Dangermagnet: of course I will, my prince.
Mountlion17: thank you, your highness.
Dangermagnet: what does that exactly imply?
Mountlion17: it's a ball thing so… we'll dance
Dangermagnet: WHAT!? Nuh-uh! Edward! I can't dance!! I'm the klutzy queen of klutzy the movie!!
Mountlion17: klutzy the movie?
Dangermagnet: yeah! You haven't seen it? Aww!! It's so cute Edward! You have to see it! Look, it's about these dogs that run around making cute things and—
Mountlion17: bella! Bella! You aren't clumsy anymore. You're a vampire now.
Dangermagnet: but I'm still klutzy the queen of klutzy the movie! See uh… the other time I er was… hunting yeah! And an elf was like grr!! I'll kill you. So I like rrrrruuuunnn!!!! So I jumped out of the way cause you know… it would've killed me and them BAM! I slam into a tree and then uh… trip on a rock while running away from the crazy elf and then I fell again and then I nearly drowned!! And—
Mountlion17: bella…
Dangermagnet: it was horrible Edward! And incredibly klutzy so yeah, that proves that I'm the klutzy queen of klutzy the movie and I can't dance.
Mountlion17: love, you do know that you're terrible at lying, right? An elf?
Dangermagnet: it was TOTALLY not a lie Edward!! That elf was crazy!
Mountlion17: please bella. Dance with me, for me. *crooked smile*
Dangermagnet: that is so unfair Edward Cullen!
Mountlion17: please bella *heartbreaking expression*
Dangermagnet: that is so cheap!
Mountlion17: fine… *pained look*
Dangermagnet: fine! I'll dance with you Edward!
Mountlion17: yes! Thank you love! I love you
Dangermagnet: I love you more
Mountlion17: let's not start again…
Dangermagnet: fine
Mountlion17: but you know you're wrong.
Dangermagnet: Edward! I am soo—
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Bulkyman: he he he… sorry to uh JUMP in on you guys
Stranger11: hahaha!!
Dangermagnet: what?
Stranger11: yeah, we uh… didn't want to scare HIYA
Mountlion17: huh?
Bulkyman: didn't you get a KICK out it?
Mountlion17: what are you talking about?
Stranger11: or a PUNCH?
Bulkyman: HAHAHA!!!
Stranger11: hahah!!
Dangermagnet: em, please explain
Bulkyman: we're just really hyper
Mountlion17: noticed that
Stranger11: see, as punishment my mom, for some reason unknown, thought that being all day with a vampire was torture or something and that was my punishment for texting in class. Cool right?
Bulkyman: esme knew better… *sigh* I got as punishment… uh… something else. I can't remember…
Mountlion17: vampires don't forget things Emmett
Bulkyman: well, I'm too distracted to think it through
Stranger11: we're hyper cause. Well, you know my pet stalky right? He's teaching us some kung fu moves.
Dangermagnet: riiiight…
Bulkyman: you got to see this squirrel fight bella! I'm getting some pretty awesome techniques here!
Dangermagnet: thanks but I'd rather learn from a... person
Bulkyman: whatever. Whoa!!! Did you see that!?
Dangermagnet: no…
Bulkyman: stalky you got to teach me how to do that!!!
Stranger11: he's a pro
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Badmood has entered chatroom
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Lilalolf: finally!!! *gasps for breath*
Stranger11: hahaha!! I'd forgotten about you with stalky here. So… how was your punishment?
Fashionlvr: it was so awesome!!! We went to New York and bought the most gorgeous dress for leah!
Lilalolf: against my will
Fashionlvr: you looked awesome in it!
Dangermagnet: so, you 2 got the same punishment? being with each other?
Lilalolf: it was definitely not the same, seeing as seth did something he enjoyed and wasn't really a punishment. Ugh… can't wait for the next GSIT day
Dangermagnet: what's tha— oh!! Uhh…. I personally think we shouldn't celebrate it anymore
Stranger11: what are you talking about?
Mountlion17: if you think so love.
Bulkyman: GSIT day? G…S…I…T hmm… ooohh!!! I remember!! Muahahaha!!! I can't wait for it too!!
Stranger11: can't wait for what?
Fashionlvr: that's pretty low Emmett
Stranger11: what's pretty low!?
Mountlion17: yeah, aren't you and… uh… S really close friends now?
Lilalolf: yeah you can't betray my br— S like that!
Stranger11: who's S?
Bulkyman: yeah, but nothing like a good old G someone IT day *sigh and imagines future plans*
Lilalolf: ugh… I'm gone! No leech can be trusted!
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Bulkyman: what!? She was the one that couldn't wait for it!
Mountlion17: it was low Emmett
Fashionlvr: yeah
Dangermagnet: got to agree
Bulkyman: and you don't think leah was low?
Mountlion17: no
Dangermagnet: nope
Fashionlvr: not in my opinion
Bulkyman: grr!!
Stranger11: ugh… I hate it when you guys do that
Stranger11: well… as I was saying before you guys excluded me from the conversation! leah's punishment was to go with Rosalie but then she said it wasn't her punishment so alice volunteered to go shopping with leah and then esme said that as punishment for Rosalie she would go too.
Badmood: ugh… thanks for reminding me the last 6 hours… I've had enough werewolves for one day…
Badmood: AAAH!!! Why does my room reek of dog!?
Stranger11: oh... uh… sorry
Badmood: ugh… dogs!
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Bulkyman: *sigh* my beautiful fiery girl
Fashionlvr: oh, uh, Emmett! I forgot to tell you but, mary ann is coming to visit.
Bulkyman: WHAT!? TODAY!?
Fashionlvr: well, I invited her to the medieval party AND she had nothing to wear so, I'm lending her a dress.
Bulkyman: way to go alice! You just ruined my fun day!
Fashionlvr: like you were having so much fun! You were learning kung fu moves form a SQUIRRER!!
Bulkyman: and it's way fun! Now I'll be tormented by those hihihihih
Fashionlvr: she doesn't laugh like that anymore! Now it's more of a… uh… HAHAAHAHHAHA!!!! Yeah…
Bulkyman: it's not better alice
Stranger11: who's mary ann?
Dangermagnet: a funny girl
Bulkyman: *snort*
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Friendlol: hello everybody! HAHAHAHA!!
Bulkyman: well, look who decided to change her laugh
Friendlol: it's because of the air pressure
Bulkyman: what does the air pressure have to do with that?
Friendlol: ugh… Emmett you sometimes take me off my wave
Bulkyman: off your what?
Friendlol: my wave, my thinking wave or whatever
Stranger11: hehe… she is funny
Dangermagnet: told you
Fashionlvr: oh! I have a surprise for you Emmett! Mary ann did me a little favor
Friendlol: ugh… I did it for you alice not for him!
Fashionlvr: bimbo is here! Mary ann's mom didn't let her have him anymore so it's yours now!
Mountlion17: NOOO!!!!
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Dangermagnet: edward! It's just a dog!
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Fashionlvr: oooh… I forgot Edward kind of hated him
Friendlol: if you do anything to him I'll kill you!
Bulkyman: I'd love to see you try
Friendlol: just take good care of him!
Friendlol: His favorite chew toy is a squeaky squirrel I gave alice because he hates squirrels and he likes to sleep in the couch
Stranger11: a squirrel!!!? You monster!! What do you have against squirrels?
Friendlol: Look, I know what you think but it wasn't on purpose! He was chasing one one day and he accidently swallowed it! He well, liked it. So, now I gave him a squirrel chew toy so he doesn't eat squirrels which is disgusting
Bulkyman: what have you done to him!!? You've made him a monster!
Bulkyman: still think she's funny?
Stranger11: she's crazy!!
Friendlol: sorry! It wasn't my fault that my tree used to have a squirrel infestation! Now it doesn't cause he chased them off HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Bulkyman: freak!
Stranger11: monster!
Friendlol: alice will you just give me the dress please? My boyfriend is waiting HAHAAHAHHA!
Bulkyman: a boyfriend? Ew
Friendlol: it's complicated
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Stranger11: poor guy
Bulkyman: *shudder*
Fashionlvr: leave her alone! She's just like that with you cause she hates you and thinks you're a stalker
Bulkyman: which I'm not!
Fashionlvr: well she thinks so! sorry. Bimbo is on his way to you're room
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Bulkyman: wait but stalky is here!
Stranger11: I can hear him coming up the stairs
Bulkyman: *baby voice* come here bimbo! I've missed you!
Bulkyman: hey! I'm here! Don't you remember me?
Sranger11: he's coming at me!
Bulkyman: he's going for stalky!
Stranger11: AHH!!!! NO!!!
*stalky runs out of the room and bimbo follows*
Stranger12: if your dog does anything to my stalky I'll kill you man!!!
Bulkyman: my dog!? If your kung fu powered squirrel does anything to my dog I'll kill YOU man!
Stranger11: I'll kill you first!
Bulkyman: wha? Whoever's pet kills the other first it'll be the one that kills the other first
Stranger11: wha? Oh! just follow them!
Bulkyman: right!
Stranger11: stalky will win though, your dog is no match
Bulkyman: wha? No way man! You haven't seen bimbo in action!
Stranger11: we'll see about that!
Bulkyman: there they are!
Stranger11: hey, what's your dog chewing?
Bulkyman: it's a tail or something
Stranger11: AHH!!! STALKY!!! Spit him out you stupid dog!!
Bulkyman: ah!!! No!! the super awesome kung fu squirrel can't die!!
Stranger11: wait! Look! Stalky is opening his jaw!
Bulkyman: whoa! That's one crazy strong squirrel
Stranger11: yeah stalky! You rock!!
*hiya!*
Bulkyman: whoa! Did you see that karate chop! Poor bimbo
Stranger11: *cheers* stal-ky stal-ky stal-ky!
Bulkyman: bim-bo bim-bo bim-bo!
Stranger11: I can't enjoy this carrying a laptop around!
Bulkyman: you're right
Stranger11: stalky! Use this to hit him!!
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Bulkyman: hey no fair!!! 2 can play that game! Bimbo here!!
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Lol! Hope you enjoyed it!! Don't worry. No squirrels or dogs were hurt in the making of this chatroom. Oh and the bimbo eating well, chewing squirrels thing… it was crazy sorry if it insulted any of you. It's obviously not true and I would be sick to know a dog did that *shudder* it was just so the chatroom could happen. Pleaseplease review review review!!!! Thanks for reading!!