Hello guys!! thanks for all the amazing reviews! thank you for all the support guys! I really appreciate it!! I want to give a SUPER THANK YOU to bornagoof for coming up with this chatroom idea I couldn't have thought of it myself and it's hilarious! Thanks you soo much!! 2 especial guests! enjoy!
Bulkyman: Emmett
Badmood: Rosalie
Fashionlvr: Alice
feelinguy: Jasper
Friendlol: Mary Ann
3Ge3: special guest hehe surprise
CrazyE: special guest
Dangermagnet: Bella
Mountlion17: Edward
Stranger11: Seth
hotmechanic22: Jacob
lognessmonster: Renesmeé
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Stranger11: yo this party is kicking!
Fashionlvr: I know right!?
Bulkyman: yeah yeah… congratulation alice yada yada. Where are you man?
Stranger11: I'm by the castle
Bulkyman: there are 3 castles
Stranger11: well check each one!
Bulkyman: not! We'll just talk through here
Stranger11: fine with me…
Fashionlvr: no you are not! This is a medieval/ball party you have to dance not stand around texting each other!
Stranger11: well, you're texting right now
Fashionlvr: that is different! I'm waiting for Mary Ann. She'll text me when she gets here. It's easy to get lost in the crowd of princesses and princes and castles and towers and human food!
Stranger11: don't forget the now friendly dog and squirrel dressed as dukes… oh yeah
Bulkyman: *baby voice*they looked so cute!
Fashionlvr: men and their pets…
Stranger11: stalky looked better though
Bulkyman: no way man! Bimbo looked better
Stranger11: still, my kung fu squirrel beat your dog
Bulkyman: he just lost because your squirrel was choking him!
Stranger11: everything is fare in a pet fight
Bulkyman: true…
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Bulkyman: ugh… look who decided to ruin the party
Stranger11: yeah…
Friendlol: back off back off stalker!!!
3Ge3: yeah dude! Get away from my girl
Fashionlvr: *squeal* is this the fabulous boyfriend!!!?
Friendlol: yes he is!!!
Fashionlvr: can't wait to meet you!
Bulkyman: yeah, me too. I can't wait to see the idiot that would actually fall in love with little laughs mary ann!
3Ge3: little laughs mary ann?
Friendlol: the nickname this idiot gave me
3Ge3: well, I think you have a cute laugh
Friendlol: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHHIH!!!
Bulkyman: hey! What happened to the HAHAHAHAHHAHA!! Laugh?
Friendlol: the air pressure changed back
Bulkyman: right… weirdo
3Ge3: hey man! Stop insulting mary or I'll break ur nose so bad you'll bleed to death and then I'll laugh in your face and mary will laugh with me so, back off and stop getting on my nerves. FREAK!!
Bulkyman: wow! cool off man
3Ge3: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just kidding I wouldn't really hurt anyone unless you really bugged me. MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Bulkyman: obviously… the idiot to fall for her was the weirdo with the weirdo evil laugh… of course… so obvious
Stranger11: a weirdo laughing couple… weird and interesting.
Friendlol: we are not a weirdo laughing couple!
3Ge3: we kinda are
Friendlol: if you say so geary HIHIHIHIHIHI!!
Bulkyman: *gagging sound*
Fashionlvr: so what's your name?
3Ge3: oh, it's gear
Stranger11: what kind of a name is that?
Bulkyman: a weird one!
3Ge3: well, that's my nickname. I'm actually named Gearaldo MUAHAHAH!!
Stranger11: oh okay
Bulkyman: hey but Gearaldo is still a weirdo name
Stranger11: I mean yeah… freak!
Friendlol: I love your name HIHIHIHIHIHI!!
3Ge3: not as much as I love yours! MUAHAHAHA!!
Bulkyman: ugh… this is worst that Edward and bella's "I love you more" fight!
3Ge3: dude, what do you have against my girlfriend?
Bulkyman: *whistle* where to start? Hmm… well, I would have to say that… she's an ODD-LAUGHING-DOG-STEALING-BIMBO-CHANGING-WEIRDO!!!!!!
Stranger11: yeah! She's a SQUIRREL-HATING-CRAZY-GIRL!
3Ge3: where are you? I'll go kick your ass right now!
Friendlol: he's not worth it geary
Bulkyman: oh I am totally worth it, my friend!
Friendlol: ew
3Ge3: just stop calling my sweetteddy names cause I love her name
Bulkyman: argh… again with the name fight!
Friendlol: I love your name more! HIHIHIHIHIHIIHI!
3Ge3: that's not possible. MUAHAHAHHA!!
Friendlol: but I love your laugh more
3Ge3: no, I do, totally
Stranger11: correction emmett… THAT is worst than even the name fight… YOU BOTH HAVE HIDEOUS LAUGHS!!!
Fashionlvr: seth, emmett shut up! They are soo cute together
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Bulkyman: *virtual slap* come back to your senses alice!
Feelinguy: you did not just do that…
Stranger11: ooohhhh!! You are in trouble! Hahahah!
Feelinguy: *virtual punch*
Bulkyman: ow!
Feelinguy: and that's not all you'll get. Are you mood swingy today? *menacing glare*
Feelinguy: are you okay alice?
Fashionlvr: I'm fine jazzy thank you ily!
Feelinguy: ily more *virtual kiss*
Fashionlvr: *virual kiss back and giggle*
Feelinguy: I would be watching me if I were you…just saying…
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Bulkyman: *shudder* I'm scared
Fashionlvr: you should be
Stranger11: yeah, jasper is a mayor fighter
Bulkyman: that's not the big thing. more like… getting into a fight with an empath is not the best thing to do
Fashionlvr: definitely not
Friendlol: you got what you deserved
3Ge3: yeah, but I haven't kicked your ass yet. Watch your back! You won't wake up tomorrow… because I'll turn off your alarm clock!
Bulkyman: ugh… you did not just say that
3Ge3: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Fahionlvr: hahahah!!
Stranger11: it was kinda funny man
Friendlol: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH!! OH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GEARY!!
3Ge3: I love you too sooo much sweetteddy!
Friendlol: let's go get some punch
3Ge3: whatever you say
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Bulkyman: finally!!!
Stranger11: victory!!!
Fashionlvr: you guys were pigs!
Bulkyman: happy pigs
Stranger11: yep, totally happy pigs
Fashionlvr: ugh… hey! Look! Jacob and Renesmeé are ball dancing!! Aww!!
Stranger11: yeah, I see them, I can't believe he came! Well, anything for Renesmeé, I guess
Bulkyman: yeah, aww they are so cute!
Fashionlvr: …
Stranger11: O: did you, Emmett Cullen, just say that?
Bulkyman: I mean, look at them, Jacob is so handsome and I totally envy his russet skin… and Renesmeé is just soo pretty with that princess dress
Stranger11: are you okay?
Bulkyman: you know seth, we should be good people and go apologize to that nice couple we were just rude to. I mean after all we are the hosts to this party and we should treat them like they what they are, royalty. I'll go give mary ann a foot rub.
Stranger11: we've lost him!!! *cries*
Bulkyman: if you'll excuse me. lady, gentleman, good evening to you. Do enjoy the party
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Fashionlvr: hahahah!! Oh, I love jasper so much!
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Mountlion17: hi, uh alice, have you seen bella?
Fashionlvr: uh, no but you might wanna go check how emmett's doing. Hahahaa!!
Stranger11: NOO!! EMMETT HAS BEEN LOST TO AN EMPATH!!!
Mountlion17: huh?
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Dangermagnet: Edward! Thank god!! I'm not hallucinating! I swear and I'm not lying, that the elf is chasing me!!!
Dangermagnet: I saw him eyeballing me!!!
Mountlion17: *sigh* love…
Dangermagnet: no, Edward it's true!! It's a crazy elf and it's out to get me since he didn't finish the job!
Mountlion17: where are you? I'll go with you
Dangermagnet: by the castle
Mountlion17: which one?
Dangermagnet: I don't know! Check each one!
Stranger11: finally! Somebody that gets me!
Mountlion17: walk to the punch bella
Dangermagnet: okay *super scared, trembling steps toward the punch*
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crazyE: has anybody seen a brunette girl about 5'5 with golden eyes, absolutely pretty and that I hate?
Fashionlvr: bella kind of fits into that description
CrazyE: yes! That's her name!
Dangermagnet: uh… I'm… here?
CrazyE: I'm out to get you!!! You won't escape me!! BWAHAHAHA!!! If it's the last thing I do! Me, alfalfa the elf, will get you!
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Dangermagnet: AHHH!!! A CRAZY ELF NAMED ALFALFA IS OUT TO GET ME!!!!!!
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Mountlion17: no one is out to get my wife and gets away with it!
Mountlion17: get me my gear!
Mountlion17: *zoom to glare* I'm going elf hunting…
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Stranger11: o…k….
Fashionlvr: freaky elves… not something you see everyday
Stranger11: where's Emmett?
Fashionlvr: he he look! Emmett is actually giving mary ann a foot rub!
Stranger11: grr!!!! I'm going to give Emmett and mary ann a piece of my mind!
Fashionlvr: I'll go ball dance with jazzy and thank him!
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Lognessmonster: hey!! We heard everyone was having a conversation here and we didn't know about it!
Hotmechanic22: yeah! And we also heard an elf was chasing bella or something…
Lognessmonster: and that Emmett was giving hugs, kisses and foot rubs to people…
Hotmechanic22: whatever with those things I just can't believe you guys excluded us from the conversation!
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Lognessmonster: I think there's no one here…
Hotmechanic22: ugh… they excluded us again
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Stranger11: AHHH!!!! I can't go back!!!!
Hotmechanic22: finally! Someone here!
Lognessmonster: yeah! Hey! why did you exclude us!? Grr!!
Hotmechanic22: yeah!
Stranger11: ahh!!! No no!! this is not possible!!!! Ah!!!
Hotmechanic22: what's wrong man?
Stranger11: I just imprinted!!!!!
Lognessmonster: ohh…. On who eh? *raising and lowering eyebrows*
Stranger11: on that ODD-LAUGHING-DOG-STEALING-BIMBO-CHANGING-WEIRDO-SQUIRREL-HATING-CRAZY-GIRL!
Lognessmonster: on mary ann!!!?
Stranger11: yes… *sigh* she's just sooooooo prrrreeettyyyy and breathtaking! Aww!! I love her!
Hotmechanic22: no man! Don't do that to yourself!!! You can't imprint in that weirdo!!! *horror*
Stranger11: I just did… I'd never seen her before… she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life. she's caring and sweet and funny and she has the most cute laugh ever… *sigh*
Stranger11: I'll go join Emmett on that foot rub!
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Hotmechanic22: noooo!!!!
Lognessmonster: hihi… I can't imagine what Emmett will say when he's back to his senses
Hotmechanic22: no no no!!!
Lognessmonster: mary ann isn't that bad. She's awesome! Come on… let's go dance some more!
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Dangermagnet: what are you doing here?
Friendlol: hiding from gear and seth. What are you doing here?
Dangermagnet: hiding from a crazy elf. What are you doing rose?
Badmood: I'm just hiding from the food fight. My hair is not going to get ruined by disgusting human food. Ew!
Dangermagnet: who started the fight anyway?
Friendlol: seth and gear…. They got angry and started throwing food at each other… *sigh* … having boys like you isn't easy…
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Fashionlvr: ARGH!!!! You are all gonna pay!!
Dangermagnet: what did we do!!!?
fashionlvr: you will pay for bringing that party crashing elf!!!
Dangermagnet: O: what!? I'll pay for an elf that wants to kill me!?
Fashionlvr: yes!!! He broke esme's table with a baseball bat trying to kill you AND he threw punch on my hair, dress and shoes!! My FAVORITE shoes I might add!
Dangemagnet: it's still not my fault!!
Fashionlvr: well, who told you to go get an enemy!?
Fashionlvr: and YOU! You will pay for making 2 boys fall in love with you and have a food fight in my medieval/ball party!!
Friendlol: WHAT!? That's not my fault!!
Fashionlvr: yeah yeah… everyone says that!
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Badmood: few… she didn't know that
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Fashionlvr: and you!!! Oh yes, I didn't forget!!!
Fashionlvr: you will pay for ditching the party and going shopping!
Fashionlvr: you'll all pay... bad… *menacing glare*
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Dangermagnet: *gulp*
Friendlol: *gulp* what will she do?
Badmood: something very very bad…
Friendlol: you ditched your own sister's party for shopping?
Badmood: … yes *guilty look*
Dangemagnet: rose!
Badmood: medieval isn't my thing!
Friendlol: unbelievable!
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Dangermagnet: yeah, poor alice!
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Badmood: ugh… I felt guilty already! Well, at least the shopping paid off…
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Mountlion17: elf eliminated
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Lol!! Hope you liked it!!! Please please review review review!!!! Again thanks to bornagoof! Any ideas are accepted :D oh, and make sure you let me know if my guarantee to make you laugh wasn't fulfilled. Free cheesecake remember! Thanks for reading!