Hii!!!! Yay!! Vacations have started so… as I have said many times before (sigh… I know) I'll probably be writing more often, I hope. Thanks for all your reviws!!! So, this chatroom was basically done by a friend. I helped a little lol! She's coppdancer90!! She's a GENIUS!! Seriously! Lol! This will probably make you laugh like crazy! And this is probably the chatroom with more characters in it! Oh! And new character!!! Yes… you guessed it! CARLISLE! I finally added him to the chatroom! Props to copp who came up with the name! thanks so much copp!! Enjoy!

Bulkyman: Emmett
Badmood: Rosalie
Dangermagnet: Bella
Mountlion17: Edward
Fashionlvr: Alice
Feelinguy: Jasper
Hotmechanic22: Jacob
Stranger11: Seth
Lilalolf: Leah
Chief86: Charlie
Vampmom: Esme
Culldad: Carlisle
Wheelman15: Billy

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Vampmom: thank you for meeting us here on this…. Meeting

Culldad: yes, it means a lot

Chief86: hehe… nice username Carlisle!

Culldad: thank you chief!

Wheelman15: well, what are we here to discuss?

Vampmom: well, your son has an addiction

Wheelman15: WTF!? Is he on drugs!!?

Culldad: calm down Billy!

Wheelman15: I'll kill him! Kick his—

Vampmom: language Billy!

Chief86: what are you talking about Carlisle!......and Esme

Wheelman15: how could he do this to me!? *crying*

Vampmom: Billy…

Wheelman15: I just can't believe it!

Vampmom: Billy…

Wheelman15: I want to die!!

Vampmom: Billy!

Wheelman15: why!!? God!? Help me!!!! *kneels*

Vampmom: BILLY!

Wheelman15: I'll become emo!!

Culldad: he's not addicted to drugs!

Wheelman15: huh?

Vampmom: I'm talking about all our kids

Wheelman15: my boy influenced everyone!!! WHY!!?

Chief86: Billy stop!

Wheelman15: well, explain yourself! do I or do I don't have a reason to become emo?

Culldad: you don't… they aren't on drugs!

Wheelman15: yes!!!!!!!! Thank you God!

Chief86: Billy now, calm down so they can explain!

Wheelman15: leave me alone Charlie! I am happy! I am not emo anymore! I am hyper!

Vampmom: sigh… Billy calm down

Culldad: okay, now… all our children have an addiction

Wheelman15: nooo!!! The drugs!!! We can't escape them!!! Run for your children's life!!!!

Chief86: ignore him

Wheelman15: don't you care for Bella!!?

Chief86: yes but—

Wheelman15: no! don't talk to me anymore! … bad father!

Chief86: Billy…

Wheelman15: WHAAT!!!?

Vampmom: Billy…

Wheelman15: WHAAT!!!?

Culldad: I think you need medical assistance

Wheelman15: WHAAT!!!? I am not crazy Carlisle!

Chief86: ugh… nobody is saying so!

Wheelman15: you stop it Charlie!! Why do you hate me!!? you hate Bella too don't you!!!? That's why you don't care about her!!! oohh!!! We found out your secret!!!! *hyperventilates*

Vampmom: okay! SHUT UP!!!!!!!

Wheelman15: wow! I'd never heard you yelling before

Culldad: technically… you're not hearing anything

Wheelman15: leave me alone!!! I am not crazy!!!!

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Wheelman15: AAAH!!!!! Where did he go!!? He went to get a sedative for me didn't he? You all want to make me believe I'm crazy! But I am NOT!!! You hear me!!? no one can sedate me!!!! leave me alone!!

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Wheelman15: you put a sedative in my coke didn't you!!? I can't believe it!!! I hate all of you!! *vomits*

Chief86: what!? Why did you throw up!?

Wheelman15: so the sedative doesn't enter my blood stream!! I won! HA!!!

Culldad: hey! I didn't put any sedative on your coke! You didn't have to vomit!

Wheelman15: but I liked it! Now I feel thinner!

Chief86: great! Now he's bulimic!

Culldad: jasper! Just make Billy calm and not bulimic!

Feelinguy: kay

Wheelman15: wow! I feel like butterflies are inside of me! I'm happy!!

Vampmom: oh, thanks sweetheart! Now please let us talk.

Feelinguy: hey… what are you all doing here? *suspicious look*

Culldad: er…

Vampmom: nothing just eh… calming Billy!

Feelinguy: riiiiiight… I'll be feeling your moods… just remember that!

Vampmom: don't threaten us mister!

Feelinguy: sorry Esme

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Vampmom: all right, everyone ready now?

Chief86: yes

Culldad: aha

Wheelman15: yeah, sorry everybody… =(

Vampmom: it's okay Billy, well now were her to discuss something important

Culldad: our kids are addicted to this chatroom, NOT TO DRUGS

Wheelman15: hey! Why is NOT TO DRUGS in capitals?

Culldad: sorry, typing mistake

Wheelman15: hmm…. Okay…

Vampmom: well, yes, we need to do something about it!

Chief86: I completely agree!

Wheelman15: yeah… I guess… they ARE always on the computer

Culldad: hey…

Wheelman15: sorry typing mistake

Culldad: i wasn't going to say anything about that!

Wheelman15: oh! Sorry, another… typing mistake

Culldad: ugh… (OOC-ish chatrooms remember?)

Chief86: umm… you know what?

Vampmom: what?

Chief86: I really enjoy being here, it's great for free time, funny, and nobody can know if you're being sarcastic or you aren't….hehe… Carlisle is a bad doctor!!

Culldad: hey! Was THAT sarcastic!?

Chief86: I don't know… hehe

Culldad: huh… well that is kind of fun… Billy is crazy!

Wheelman15: hey!! I don't like this sarcasticness!

Chief86: it was sarcastic Billy…. Or was it? Hehe

Vampmom: *sigh* boys! Well…. Men!

Culldad: it's fun Esme! Admit it!

Chief86: yeah yeah! Admit it!

Wheelman15: admit it admit it admit it!

Vampmom: fine! I guess it is fine for them to be here once in a while. Only it isn't once in a while! They are addicted!!

Wheelman15: …

Culldad: to the chatroom Billy! Not to drugs!

Wheelman15: oh, all right! I think it's a good thing, maybe. At least it takes their mind off of drugs!

Vampmom: so we all agree to let them be?

Chief86: sure

Wheelman15: why not?

Culldad: okay…

Vampmom: great! Meeting done!

Chief86: well bye! Have a good day!

Wheelman15: yeah, sorry about everything…

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Dangermagnet: hey! We heard there was like a special parent meeting here and we didn't know about it!!! We're hurt!

Mountlion17: well, Bella is…

Dangermagnet: I thought we agreed to do this together Edward!

Mountlion17: fine…

Culldad: what are you talking about Edward?

Dangermagnet: that you guys, including my own father! Excluded us from this meeting!!

Chief86: well, like you said, it was a parent meeting

Dangermagnet: aren't we parents too!!!?

Chief86: huh? Oh!! Right… I forgot about Renesmeé…

Dangermagnet: *gasp* you forget your own granddaughter! You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Well, except Billy… he's not related to Renesmeé in any way…

Mountlion17: uh… yeah he is…. Technically, Billy is her father-in-law-to-be. Wow… long name family status thingy…

Dangermagnet: *double gasp* you forget your own daughter-in-law-to-be!! You should too be ashamed of yourself!!

Vampmom: well, we're sorry dears

Dangermagnet: the next time you have a secret parent meeting… I'll expect to be noticed! Hmph!

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Culldad: we're sorry Edward. We still count you as our children

Mountlion17: it's okay Carlisle. Don't worry

Chief86: well! Hasn't Bella become a little dramatic!!

Mountlion17: hahaha, yes she has

Vampmom: don't worry about it Edward. We aren't concerned about Renesmeé over this matter

Mountlion17: okay… if you say so

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Dangermagnet: Edward!! When I stomp out of someplace you're supposed to follow me!

Mountlion17: sorry love, on my way

Dangermagnet: hmph!

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Mountlion17: bye everyone!

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Chief86: well, bye, I did enjoy this meeting very much! =D

Wheelman15: yeah, so did I kind of… ¬ ¬

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Vampmom: hahahaha!

Culldad: what is it?

Vampmom: that Billy! He's sooo crazy! It was very fun! Hahaahhaha!

Culldad: it was… a little disturbing

Vampmom: well, I was lmao all the time!! (hehe… imagine esme saying this! And you WILL lyao!)

Culldad: I thought I heard laughter coming from our room…

Culldad: hahahahaha! Well, yes, it was funny!

Vampmom: hahahaah!

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Wheelman15: hey! I heard what you said!

Culldad: well… technically—

Wheelman15: well, I read! Whatevs!

Vampmom: whatevs?

Wheelman15: I'm hurt!

Vampmom: we're sorry Billy

Wheelman15: okay!…bye =D

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Culldad: bipolar too it seems…

Vampmom: this chatroom isn't safe anymore

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Culldad: I still think he might need medical assistance…

Culldad: it is funny though…

Culldad: hey, I'm alone!

Culldad: maybe I need medical assistance… wait! No I don't!

Culldad: better stop this! This is an Emmett thing… so Edward says… or is it a Billy thing? Huh… good questions… better just go…

Culldad: wait! Oh… idea!

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Okay so… I was typing this down and I notices I already had 1,400 words and still 4 notebook paper sheets full of the hilarious stuff copp wrote… so, I'm dividing it in 2 parts!! Yay! Don't worry! It will probably be up tomorrow or in 2 days tops! Oh! And if you're wondering what Carlisle's idea was… you'll find out in the next chatroom lol! Hope you enjoyed it!! You know… my cheesecake will get spoiled if nobody claims it… oh well, it's a happy spoiled! :D thanks for reading! REVIEWREVIEWREVIEWREVIEW!!!!!