Hello!!! As you may or may not have noticed i updated all my stories today!! Yay!! That's cause I promised myself (and this promise I did keep) that I would update ALL my stories in my "one-year-fanfiction" anniversary!! xD and that is today or at least… around today lol! Idk when I made the account but my first story was published Aug, 31, 08! So... I guess it's around today lol! Well… enjoy!

PS: this would be best to read if hyper... lol!

Bulkyman: Emmett (what would a chatroom be without our dear Emmett?)
Dangermagnet: bella

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Bulkyman: huh… where is everyone today?

Bulkyman: I'm here Mr. Emmett!

Bulkyman: well that's quite true Mr. Emmett

Bulkyman: you know Mr. Emmett I think Mr. Emmett is quite long... it takes me forever to write Mr. Emmett and it's really exhausting so I think we should change Mr. Emmett

Bulkyman: I couldn't agree more! How bout… coolem!!?

Bulkyman: seems marvelous! And for you… dumbem!?

Bulkyman: YEAH!......what!? I'm not dumb! I'm-I'm-I'm you!

Bulkyman: no, we are totally different people… I'm, as said, cool… you, on the other hand, are dumb…

Bulkyman: that is very mean!! GOODBYE TO YOU MR. EMMETT!!

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Bulkyman: what's wrong with him… hmph!... saying I'm dumb… *mutters under breath*

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Dangermagnet: hey em!? WAZZUUP!!!!!?

Bulkyman: oh nothing… just got in a fight with… myself?

Dangermagnet: Emmett!? You're supposed to say: nothing, watching the game… havin' a bud

Bulkyman: why?

Dangermagnet: you haven't seen the commercial?

Bulkyman: what commercial?

Dangermagnet: ugh… never mind…

Dangermagnet: you know what you need to cheer up!?

Bulkyman: yeah…?

Dangermagnet: A RANDOM CONVERSATION!!!!!

Bulkyman: wha?

Dangermagnet: yeah, I mean you know yesterday… I went to the park and you where with me!

Bulkyman: I was?

Dangermagnet: yeah! Now, remind me… was the tree we saw orange or blue?

Bulkyman: … uh… neither… it was green

Dangermagnet: you're right!!! It was blue and with pink polka dots!!!! And it was giving candy!!!! And remember that cat!? It was sooo awesome!!

Bulkyman: yeah! It was black! *happy*

Dangermagnet: em… that's not random…

Bulkyman: oh… sorry

Dangermagnet: you are just a beginner in the art of RANDOMNESS!

Bulkyman: *becomes extremely hyper and talking super fast* I REMEMBER!!!!! IT WAS YELLOW!!!! AND HAD THE EYES OF A SPIDER!!! MAUHAAHHA AND THE NOSE OF AN ELEPHANT!!!!!! AND IT CLIMBED LIKE A MONKEY WITH its TAIL!!!!!! AND MUAHA MUAHA MUAHA MUAHA HA HA HA…. HAHAHA….. HE HE…. HIHI…. HU HU … HO HO HO!!!!

Bulkyman: *high-pitched voice* SANTA CLOUS IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!! AND THE KID IN THE DRIVEWAY!!!! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIM!!!! HE WAS NAUGHTY!!! WAY TOo NAUGHTY!!!! Oh!!! Look!! I can make an A decrease!!! Aaª

Bulkyman: I'm a total magician!!!

Dangermagnet: eh… Emmett…

Bulkyman: and then I went to the rollercoaster… and it was like BAM!!!!! I fell and cracked my RIB!!!! Hahahahahaa!!! IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!! And then mary ann came and I was like "oh! Get out of my face girlfriend!!" *moves head and snaps fingers*

Bulkyman: and she was all… "no! get away from me Emmett or I will get a restraining order against you!" na na na na na NOTHING CAN RESTRAIN THE EMMETT!!!!!

Bulkyman: I'm a lean mean non-restraining machine!!!!!

Bulkyman: "YO SETH!!!! GET A BETTER GIRLFRIEND WON'TCHA!!!!!"

Bulkyman: oh! I'm alice and I dance while I walk ni ni ni nini…

Bulkyman: oh I'm Edward and I can read your mind!!! Bow down to my superiority!!!!!

Bulkyman: hi… I'm… jasper…. And… I …. Control… emotions… when… I …. Want…. To… but… I …. Don't… do… people… favors… cause…. I'm… such… a…. PAIN… IN… THE… BUTT-T !!!!

Bulkyman: *mutters under breath* stupid jasper… wouldn't make seth hate mary ann…

Bulkyman: hey!!! What if it were like MUTTER UNDER BREAD!!!!! It'd be like "HEY! PASS ME THE BREAD SO I CAN MUTTER UNDER IT!!!!"

Dangermagnet: hahaha

Bulkyman: what if bread was made of steel! That'd be hard to eat wouldn't it!

Bulkyman: METAL CEREAL!!! Hehe… instead of corn pops… METAL POPS!!

Bulkyman: gotta have Mpops!!!!

Bulkyman: bronze spaghetti!!! YUM!!!

Bulkyman: SILVER BEARS!!!!! *mouth waters*

Bulkyman: iron doughnuts!!!

Bulkyman: WHAT IF IRON MAN WAS MADE OF DOUGHNUTS!!!!?

Bulkyman: it'd be like "DOUGHNUT MAN!!!!!" tu tu ruru!!

Bulkyman: that'd be so delicious… I mean there IS a gingerbread man!? Why can't there be like a doughnut man!!?

Bulkyman: and why discriminate the youth!!!? Can't it be gingerbread BOY!!!? Huh!? Huh!? TAKE THAT YOU COOKIE MAKERS!!!!!

Bulkyman: ohh!!! Wait till I sue you for discriminating the youth!!! Oh you guys are in BIG TROUBLE!!!!!

Bulkyman: oh ho ho!!! But it's not your only crime is it!!!!? You are also discriminating the WOMEN and the ELDERLY!!!? Oh you guys are the WORST!!!

Bulkyman: YOU SICKEN ME!!!!

Bulkyman: what if people really DID get sick!!!! It's be like " oh there's mary ann!" BAM!! INSTANT PUKE!!!

Bulkyman: if you eat only water... is your vomit transparent?

Bulkyman: OH!!! IMAGINE LIKE INVISIBLE PUKE!!!!!!!

Bulkyman: you are mindin your own business when *splash* you land on something DISGUSTING!!!

Bulkyman: "WHO MADE THIS INVISIBLE PUKE!?"

Bulkyman: it was the invisible boy your majesty!

Bulkyman: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!

Bulkyman: man! Don't you think the queen of hearts in alice in wonderland is super HOT!!!

Bulkyman: I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!!

Bulkyman: AAH!!! I DID NOT JUST SAY "I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT"!!!!

Bulkyman: bad Emmett! BAD TONGUE!!!!

Bulkyman: you are dead to me!!!! "R.I.P. Emmett's tongue" (remembered this from Jenna009!!)

Bulkyman: poor tongue… it never saw it coming!!!

Bulkyman: ya know… how random is that that the tongue is the strongest muscle or something like that!?

Bulkyman: how can a dead tongue compare to these babies!! *flexes muscles*

Bulkyman: BEAT THAT TONGUE!!!!

Bulkyman: hot wheels… beat that!

Bulkyman: I want to start a car collection!!! So I can have all the cars in the world and then… CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!!!!

Bulkyman: MUAHAHA!!!

Bulkyman: RANDOM FEVER!!!!!!!!

Bulkyman: AAAAAAAH!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bulkyman: *screams his head off and runs around the house for half an hour*

Bulkyman: *pants* that was… exhausting

Bulkyman: but you're right!!! RANDOMNESS IS THE BEST!!!!!

Dangermagnet: glad you liked my method :D

Dangermagnet: GOLD COOKIES!!!!!

Dangermagnet: HAHAHAHA!

Bulkyman: …

Dangermagnet: HAHAHA!

Bulkyman: …

Dangermagnet: HAHA!

Bulkyman: …

Dangermagnet: HA!

Bulkyman: …

Dangermagnet: what!? You're not the only one that can say random stuff!!!

Bulkyman: PLEASE BELLA!! Gold cookies!

Bulkyman: that's just dumb…

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Dangermagnet: ¬¬

Dangermagnet: RANDOM!!!!!!

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Hehe… hope you liked it!!! Please please review!!! I'm currently traumatized with the word random so… if you are traumatized too… be sure to let me know lol! REVIEW OR THE DOUGHNUT MAN WILL GET YOU!!!

Well… only one person answered my poll and question. Thank you LIv!! Her answer was FACEBOOK!!! And the question… theres no way new moon could be worse than twilight so new moon has to be better

Hmm… what will it be this time?

Q: Have you ever wondered what other people wonder?
P: Nigahiga or Smosh?

THANKS FOR READING!!!!

PSS: i couldn't update blinding sunshine... it'll be up probablya round this week though :D