Heeey! Guys! So…. It's been A LONG LONG LONG TIME! I know I know… I'm sorry…. But oh well… I was in my house and I was just singing and then I was like… "hey! I'm not doing anything…. Why not do a chatroom!" so yeah… ahahha! This idea I actually had it since the beginning of the year… literally… a friend and I were in a new years eve party and we were like discussing this…. Lol! Oh! Also… I got a new story up on fictionpress called schizophrenia maybe you'll like it! the user name is also balletvaki :D Hope you enjoy it! REVIEWREVIEWREVIEW!
Bulkyman: Emmett
Dangermagnet: Bella
Fashionlvr: alice
feelinguy: jasper
mountlion17: jacob
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Bulkyman: what are you doing here Bella?
Dangermagnet: uh… chatting…?
Bulkyman: oh! I thought you were jogging or something…
Dangarmagnet: right…. So… what's up?
Bulkyman: not much… you know same old same old… oh! And a lettuce is mocking me… but you know nothing relevant…
Dangermagnet: a lettuce is mocking you Emmett?
Bulkyman: YEAH! It's like it's staring at me right in the face! But in a very polite way that makes me think it's a grown lettuce… you know? Like I feel I should treat it with respect or something but…
Dangermagnet: okay… let's skip the part when I question your sanity… but…?
Bulkyman: well.. is it mrs. Lettuce? Or is it mr. lettuce?
Dangermagnet: well… obviously it's…. uh…. Huh…. Good question Emmett! Interesting…
Bulkyman: thank you thank you! You can now worship the ground I walk on for being such a genius!
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Fashionlvr: hey guys! What's up?
Dangermagnet: Emmett here for once asked a question I couldn't answer which is weird cause you know…. He usually asks stuff like… why can't we have pink polka dotted turtles? Or or… why is a horse stalking me? Or… how does a cell phone work? Or…
Bulkyman: HEY! I THINK SHE GETS IT! And I do too know how a cell phone works! …. Now…
Fashionlvr: so… what's the question?
Dangermagnet: is it mr. lettuce? Or mrs. Lettuce?
Fashionlvr: easy! It's mr. lettuce!
Dangermagnet: really? Why?
Fashionlvr: well duh! Cause everyone knows that lettuces are not pretty vegetables like tomatoes!
Dangermagnet: so…. You say that its mister cause…. Lettuces are…. Ugly?
Fashionlvr: course!
Bulkyman: well…. Idk alice… I think they are pretty smoking hot! You know.. all those layers… uff! *mouth waters in an "I'm horny" way*
Fashionlvr: ew! Emmett! Gross!
Bulkyman: *mops drool* sorry can't help myself!
Dangermagnet: can we… just… stop talking about how lettuces make Emmett horny!
Fashionlvr: yeah… agreed…
Bulkyman: I now believe that it's mrs. Lettuce seeing as… I am obviously not gay!
Fashionlvr: you sure about that?
Bulkyman: are you questioning my straightness!
Fashionlvr: you do play with dolls…..
Bulkyman: only a TRUE man is not afraid of showing his feminine side! Besides… I'm a stud! I could be wearing a dress and still be cool! (puck quote!)
Dangermagnet: yeah… sure… where did you get that?
Bulkyman: EDWARD WEARS MAKEUP!
Mountlion17: I DO NOT!
Bulkyman: where did YOU come from!
Mountlion17: I thought it might be fun to sneak up on you guys! But apparently! PEOPLE SAY I'M GAY WHEN I'M NOT AROUND!
Bulkyman: don't forget obsessive!
Fashionlvr: oh! And party pooper!
Bulkyman: yeah! And a !
Fashionlvr: oh! And don't forget—
Mountlion17: STOP IT ALREADY!
Mountlion17: bella…? Are you NOT going to defend your all-so-loyal boyfriend?
Dangermagnet: well… you said I'm not a good liar…
Mountlion17: so…?
Dangermagnet: so… no one was going to believe me anyway…
Mountlion17: but it's not called a lie if what you say it's true love….
Dangermagnet: oh! …. Oh yeah! *snorts* right! Cause you know…. *coughs* you're not a party pooper or anything of those *coughs* things…. (hahaha I would've liked someone else to say this cause you know I doubt bella would say Edward is gay or anything! Lol!)
Mountlion17: geez bella! What a great defense! Grr! I AM DONE WITH THESE CHATROOMS!
Dangermagnet: sorry Edward! You KNOW how these chatrooms make me loopy!
Mountlion17: yeah… I forgive you love
Bulkyman: heey! None of that! We want to see a fight! Right alice!
Fashionlvr: yeah… no…. you've actually got me into thinking about this lettuce thingy! CURSE YOU EMMETHEW!
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Feelinguy: I felt alice's distress! What's wrong? Is it Emmett again?
Bulkyman: again! What do you mean!
Feelinguy: please Emmett! Like you don't know…
Bulkyman: wha! Wha! Wha!
Fashionlvr: well yeah it was Emmett but because of something else…
Feelinguy: what is it?
Fashionlvr: is it mrs. Lettuce? Or mr. lettuce?
Feelinguy: seriously? That's what causes the EMMETT nerve to pop?
Bulkyman: oh so now I have a special nerve I pop!
Bulkyman: well that just makes me feel appal— huh…. A nerve only named after the Emmett? Emmett likey! :D
Feelinguy: EMMETT JUST STOP! Now… alice… hmm… I believe it's mrs. Cause you know… in Spanish it's LA LECHUGA :D
Mountlion17: so! Here it doesn't apply once-mexico-liver guy!
Bulkyman: aww! Is wittle edwad angwy cause someone knows more than him?
Mountlion17: no! I'm just saying that here we say THE lettuce! So that doesn't say anything!
Fashionlvr: aww! My jazzy is so smart! Iloveu! :D
Feelinguy: I love you more alice!
Fashionlvr: not possible!
Feelinguy: course it is! You compare a tree to the entire forest!
Mountlion17: HEEEY! THAT'S MY LINE TO BELLA!
Fashionlvr: Edward just stop okay! Now you claim that jasper's cute quotes are yours! YOU NEED THERAPY!
Hotmechanic22: yeah! That's what I say!
Bulkyman: what! Where did you come from!... too…
Hotmechanic22: uh…. Not the same reason as Edward…. *snorts* OBVIOUSLY! He… he… he….
Fashionlvr: great! Another Edward! I can't deal with this anymore!
Feelinguy: calm down alice!
Fashionlvr: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN MY WORLD IS SURROUNDED BY EDWARDS!
Mountlion17: why thank you alice you brighten my day! I like you too by the way… ¬¬
Bulkyman: uh… Edward… you never tell a girl you like her! It makes you look like an idiot! (yay! A very potter musical quote! I love that! Watch it on youtube!)
Mountlion17: okay 1. It was sarcasm. 2. I always tell bella I love her, jasper tells alice and YOU TELL ROSALIE! So what's wrong with that? Oh and 3. WHY THE HELL DID YOU USE AN AVPM QUOTE!
Bulkyman: okay… 1. Why the hell are we using numbers? 2. Sarcasm is not noted in these things! 3. I said like not love! And most importantly 4. I LOVE AVPM!
*needle scratches record, all gasp*
Bulkyman: what!
Fashionlvr: Emmett! You just committed the ultimate sin!
Feelinguy: you can no longer be a part of us!
Bulkyman: …why…?
Hotmechanic22: even I know that the crime you've committed is impossible to forgive!
Dangermagnet: *hurt* I trusted you Emmett!
Mountlion17: YES! I'M NO LONGER HATED BY EVERYONE!
Fashionlvr: uh… sorry to break it down to you Edward… but we can hate more than 1 person… just saying…
Mountlion17: *tear* :'(
Dangermagnet: aww! I don't hate you Edward! I love you :D
Mountlion17: thanks but my self-esteem is running extremely low so… I'm gonna go do what I do to make me feel better…
Dangermagnet: play the piano? (:
Mountlion17: no…
Dangermagnet: …hunt?
Mountlion17: hell no
Dangermagnet: uh… mock emmett…?
Mountlion17: I'm gonna go watch glee! Now if you'll excuse me!
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Bulkyman: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! YOU'RE HUSBAND IS A GLEE WATCHER! (I love glee!)
Fashionlvr: Emmett! You have no right to talk! You've sinned in the most horrible way! Btw bella dear… you might wanna check on Edward… him… watching glee… not a good combination… you don't want renesmee influenced by Edward dancing and singing glee style… trust me! *whispers* he likes the Mercedes parts especially…
Dangermagnet: o…kay…
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Feelinguy: now… emmethew Cullen… you have committed crime and for that YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!
Bulkyman: will you just tell me what I did wrong! Hey! That rhymed!
Hotmechanic22: uh… no, it didn't…
Bulkyman: yes it did! "will you just tell me what I did wrong?" SEE! It's such an obvious rhyme! Wow! I can become a poet!
Fashionlvr: that did NOT rhyme and you will NEVER become a poet!
Bulkyman: *tear* :'(
Feelinguy: wow alice, you've made 2 guys cry today. YOU ARE ON A ROLL BABY!
Fashionlvr: thank you jazzy!
Fashionlvr: back to you! Court is in session! MUAHAHAHAH!
Feelinguy: MUAHAHAH!
Mountlion17: again with the laughing evilly couple thing?
Feelinguy: it's our thing *shrugs*
Fashionlvr: emmethew Cullen did you or did you not say—
Bulkyman: whoa whoa whoa wait whoa whoa! Don't I get a lawyer or something!
Fashionlvr: sure! Why not! Invisible lawyer come on down!
Bulkyman: ha…ha… very funny alice… ¬¬
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invsblLawyer: sup Emmett I'm gonna be your lawyer for this evening
bulkyman: uh… hi…. *whispers to alice* where did you get this creepo?
Fashionlvr: you can get anything from eBay! So… anyway!
Fashionlvr: did you, emmethew Cullen, or did you not say: I love AVPM?
Bulkyman: yeah… I did, so….?
Feelinguy: *gasp* he still questions what he did wrong!
Hotmechanic22: how do we say this gently… YOU BETRAYED US TWILIGHTERS!
Bulkyman: what are you talking about? What is a twilighter?
Fashionlvr: what we are! How will we survive if even our own go support *sobs* harry potter fan plays! WAA! *wails*
Bulkyman: so… wait… we're like… part of a secret club that it is not permitted to love anything hp related?
Feelinguy: pretty much… yeah
Bulkyman: I am not accepting guilt over this! Harry potter is awesome! :D
Fashionlvr: *faints*
Feelinguy: now look what you did! You shall pay for this! What does the jury say!
Hotmechanic22: guilty
Fashionlvr: GUILTY! LET THERE BE BLOOD!
invsblLawyer: guilty…
bulkyman: what! dude! You're my lawyer!
invsblLawyer: not really… I just got paid to show up… defending is gonna cost some extra cash compadre!
Bulkyman: grr! Just leave! NOW!
invsblLaywer: *shrugs* fine…
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feelinguy: you have been tried and you have been found guilty… you shall be sentenced!
*huddles to decide punishment*
Bulkyman: *bites nails*
Feelinguy: you have been… sentenced… to… a full day… of no chatrooming
Bulkyman: few! I thought it would be much worst!
Feelinguy: but! We have a special day to cancel from you!
Bulkyman: kay…
Fashionlvr: you are hereby excluded from the chatrooms on October 28 2010
Bulkyman: why… *gasp* :O ! NOT ON GSTD! KILL ME NOW! I CAN'T I CAN'T NOT BE PRESENT FOR GSTD!
Fashionlvr: you have sinned and for that… you must pay Emmett. We're sorry but… you'll just have to accept the consequences.
Feelinguy: be strong
Hotmechanic22: you'll have next year
Bulkyman: *in shock*
Fashionlvr: we'll leave you alone to understand the error of your ways
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Bulkyman: *cries* NOOO! WHY GOD OH WHY! STUPID HARRY POTTER! STUPID STARKID WITH THEIR AWESOME PLAYS!
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HarryP: All you sucker MC's aint got nothing on me from my spells to my charms you can't touch Harry P. I'm a wizard so magic is inferred. But forget what you've heard I'm like James Bond the third. Sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred I'm Harry the Pot!
The H is silent when I sneak in you door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor I don't play like shaggy you'll know it was me ,cause the next time you see her she will be like "OH! HARRY P!"
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Bulkyman: OH YEAH! WELL I CAN RAP TOO! I'M EMMETT…. THE POET! HUH HUH! TAKE THAT SUCKA!
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HarryP: fail…
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Bulkyman: I know… *tear* :'(
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Soo… what did you guys think! It's been so long since I wrote any of this! WOW! ALMOST A YEAR! 10 MONTHS AND A LITTLE MORE I THINK! Wow! GSTD part 2 was the last thing I updated and in a month and a little more I have to update GSTD part 3! Wow! Time flies! So… I know this may not be the best I mean… I'm a little rusty but tell me what you think REVIEWREVIEWREVIEW! About the harry potter stuff well I just thought it be kinda fun lol but I love both twilight and hp :D oh and I truly love AVPM and AVPS for those who have seen them :D oh! And the rap at the end it's the Kevin G rap from mean girls I just LOVE that!
As I said… REVIEWREVIEWREVIEWREVIEW PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!
Thanks for reading! Oh right! The question stuff thingy (:
Q: who is your favorite glee character? (I just started seeing it! I know I know… a year later but idk… it never interested me much but then everyone was talking about how excited they were for season 2 and I said "what the heck")
P: bing or google! I have this friend who is in bing strike! It's like "no bing! I hate it" idk why… she's weird I guess… lol! It just seems so funny to me that people sometimes use "binged it" I kinda got used to "googled it" rofl!
I know… longest A/N ever but… it's been a long time and I could keep writing on and on! :D