Recap:
"Hey come to my office after the feast and we'll talk." He told us. Man… I was totally wrong when I thought yesterday was the best day ever. I had no idea what was yet to come.
Story: Blade POV:
"Well…. Harry…Shadow…do you want to see your parents and godfather?"
"YES!!!" they both yelled loud enough for Zeus to hear in his sleep (long story).
"Well…here we go…" I said. "First I need Voldermort's wand."
"Here you go…" Said Harry while handing me Voldermort's broken wand.
"Why do you have this???"
"How should I know why I went back for it." He replied.
"Okay…. Now Belatrixe's wand."
"Here…" said shadow.
"Why…. Never mind… now… lets do this…" I said as I placed the wands in an x formation. "Now… I call upon the forces of the earth. FIRE WATER AIR AND EARTH. Now join me in resurrection of the dead. Bring back James and Lily Potter and Sirius black!!!" I yelled while pointing my wand at the swords. Out of the wands came Lilly, James and Sirius.
"Mom?? Dad??? Godfather???" Harry and Shadow asked.
"What…. Look we have to go… It's not natural for us to stay here…. We need to go…" Said lily
"But you just got here…"
"Look at Blade guys…" Said James. As he did Shadow looked at me.
"What happened???" asked shadow
"Well you see… normally people can't come back from the dead… blade figured out how to… but the strain on him is great… He can hold one person here for an hour maybe without killing himself, or he can give himself up and let one of us live forever…" Replied Sirius.
"Good bye…" they all said
"No…" I croaked as I got up "stay… I can keep all of you alive"
"No…Blade…"
"Quiet shadow… I can… do… this…" I said as I stepped towards them "Give me strength Otengoku!!!!! Now with one final saying I can keep you alive forever…all of you… just le-" but that's as far as I got because everyone jumped on me and was struggling to keep me down.
"By the power as the son of Hades I grant you all li-" at this point I blacked out.
Shadow POV:
"Wow… was he really gonna give himself up for us?" I asked Harry.
"I guess… luckily you found that pole or he would have died…"
"Well… what can I say? I… found it…" I said while holding blades special bamboo staff.
"Man… he must really care about you Harry…."
"Well I have been his friend since childhood…"
"Hey guys… good luck… and don't kill each other…" The spirits said in unison as they started to disappear. At that moment Blade started to rise…
"What happened… oh yah I…" SLAP… "Ow… what the…" SMACK
"Wow… he's gonna be mad shadow… two hits on the head at once."
"Ya well he was gonna get hurt. Maybe he'd try to bring them back…"
"ugh…."
"We better get him onto his bed…" Five seconds later…
"LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!!" yelled Shadow
"COME BACK HERE AND I'LL MAKE YOU PAY!!!!!" but at this point they were long gone…
Lunch the next day:
"Well off to your classes kids…" I said to all the students. Once they were all gone I left and headed to my room to prep myself.
"Blade are you sure you're up for this???" asked Toshiro
"Ya…. Well… I need them to see what it actually looks like…
"Okay… you ready then?"
"Duh…" I said as I pressed my wand to my throat turning it into something kind of like the microphone the principal use to speak in to call kids to his office. "Attention teachers and students please meet me at the quiditch fields please… thank you…" Once my voice was back to normal… "Are they ready???"
"Ya… we all ready… hey um…"
"Yes???"
"Kenpachi might show up…"
"Oh boy…. He really can't let a fight go can he?"
"Nope…"
"Oh well let's go…" I said as I snapped my fingers and Toshiro and I were teleported to the center of the quiditch field which was not only rid of the goal posts, it was half-way higher then it normally was and behind the banners was enchanted stone that couldn't be broken down physically…
"You think they'll be alright?" he asked. Even though most people wouldn't I knew. When soul reapers fight, to gain strength they release spiritual pressure. If you don't have much then you could seriously die.
"XD… man you too? That's seki-seki rock…"
"Ah I see… but doesn't it keep anything from entering…" For anyone who doesn't know what seki-seki rock is (pardon the spelling) then it's a type of stone that rejects spiritual pressure it doesn't let any in but…
"Ya well I've engineered it so nothing can go out either… at least when the battle starts… well they here…"
"WELCOME EVERYONE… I HAVE GATHERED YOU HERE TODAY TO SHOW YOU WHY WE HAVE TO LEARN TO FIGHT… WHEN WE GO FOR OUR TRIP WE WILL SEE PEOPLE… LIKE HIM!!!" points to Toshiro… "WHEN WE GO THE PEOPLE YOU WILL SPAR WITH WILL BE AS FAST AS HIM… AND THEY DON'T MIND HURTING YOU BADLY… TO DEMONSTRATE HOW THEY FIGHT I HAVE SET UP A LITTLE DUEL BETWEEN ALL OF US…" points to the soul reapers…
"NOW DRAW YOUR SWORDS!!!" I yelled as they all drew their swords and the barrier activated…
"WAIT!!!!!" yelled Kenpachi as he descended on the barrier only to be sent back to whence he came by an electric blast stronger than Zeus's master bolt…
Zeus's POV:
"Why do I have the feeling my master bolt has been dishonored…" I asked as I looked into his crystal ball.. "I see Blade is using his barrier again…why do I have the feeling this will not end well for any of us???"
Blade POV:
With that slight distraction they all charged…. As I charged Toshiro I noticed one student among them all standing up with his sword out ready to fight…DAMN!!! That slight distraction gained Toshiro entrance into my defenses. I just barely put my sword up in time to avoid being turned into a human shish kabob. Unfortunately as he was pushing me back they were all charging at me with their swords held ready to jab. "DAMN!!!!!" I yelled as I pushed away from Toshiro. Once I was far enough away I jumped as high as I could and somersaulted above Rangiku. When I landed she was already charging me. As she lunged I side-stepped and easily went into her defenses slashing her right in the chest.
"OH MY GOD!!!!" they yelled as I pulled my blade out and threw her right onto a bench…
"Leave her there… just put one of those ice packs on the wound." I said as I turned my attention to…. SMACK. While I wasn't paying attention Ikkaku had brought out his Zanpaktou's true form and smacked it right into my face. "WOW THAT'S A ZANPAKTOU???" As I stood up Toshiro release his right towards me… "Burn…HONOO!!!!" I yelled as a fiery dragon similar to Toshiro's shot out of the end of my sword and collided with his. With this distraction Ikkaku had successfully gotten right to me and had hit me right under the chin. When I was up high enough to throw a sword and pin me to the wall. Once that was done Toshiro fired his dragon and froze me to the wall.
"Now our deal is complete… you said if we beat you then you would return as a prisoner…"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled James from the stands… "You will never take him!!!!! Fukitobasu Tatsumaki!!! Zensho Borukeno!!!! Sumasshu Chikyu no kobushi!!!! Futo Mizu!!!!"" Yelled James as a twister sped towards us. Once the twister cleared James was floating in front of me with balls of wind in his hands. Lily with a ball of fire, Albus with a ball of earth, and Rose with a ball of water.
"Nice job Toshiro…"
"Huh???" they all asked turning around to face me.
"The exercise was simply to help any student learn their Zanpaktou's name… good job guys…"
"We weren't kidding…"
"Yes but if I tried I could kick your butts in about 10 minutes."
"ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!!!! AS THE FIRST STUDENTS TO FIGURE OUT THEIR ZANPAKTOU'S NAME THE GRYFFINDOR TEAM WILL RECEIVE 20 POINTS FOR EACH OF THEM!!! FURTHERMORE IF ANY STUDENT WANTS TO TRY CAPTURING ME USING SWORDS ONLY AND THEY SUCCED THEN THEIR TEAM WILL GET 100 POINTS!!! BUT FAIL AND YOU WILL NOT ONLY GET SENT TO THE INFIRMARY WITH TONS OF BRUISES, YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE DOUBLE HOMEWORK FROM ME AND A FEW OTHER TEACHERS FOR HOWEVER LONG I DEEM!!!! SO CHOOSE WISELY!!! IF YOU EANT ADDITIONAL HELP WITH SWORD PLAY THEN YOU MAY CONSULT ONE OF US DURING DOWN TIME, OR AFTER YOUR CLASSES… YOU MAY NOW GO TO YOUR NEXT CLASS!!!!"
"Was that a good idea?" they asked…
"Not really… but it'll help them understand some stuff… A) their Zanpaktou name… B) they will excel at swordplay then… and C) will be kept a secret till later…. Now I must head off to class…"
"Man I will never get that guy…"
"Well what do you expect he's the king of the soul society…." Said Shadow
The minute I exited the arena everything started to change… when I landed on the turret on top of the school I heard a huge blast… When I returned I found everyone in the barrier on the ground and the place was smoldering….
"What happened???" I asked….
"YOUR DAMN BARREIR THAT'S WHAT!!!!" said Shadow before she passed out…
All of a sudden Zeus appears in spirit form looking very very annoyed.
"I knew that wouldn't end well… what did you do to it this time…."
"I used seki-seki rock….." At those words Zeus picks up his master lightning bolt and sends it down onto me… I barely looked up before I saw it hurtling 100 mph right at me…
"Crap…." I said as I used my flash step to escape the bolt…
"Oh man…. Shadow's not gonna be pleased…" Said Zeus because the bolt had instead hit Shadow right in the back starting to burn her clothes… "uh…. RUN!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he disappeared…
"Man… what happened…" asked Shadow as she got up… In the stands we heard the whistles of many boys looking into the arena especially an over excited Miroku…
*Please do not read any further if you are under the age of 18*
"WILL YOU STRIP DANCE FOR US????? PLEASE I'LL PAY YOU IN BED!!!!!"
"I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!" Yelled Sango and Sesshomaru from the other side of the stadium…
"IDC!!!! I'LL STILL GET IN BED WITH YOU… YOU WON'T BE DISSAPOINTED!!!!! I'LL PAY YOU WITH MY SPERM!!!!"
"DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Yelled Sango and Sesshomaru as they mounted Killala.
"I LOVE YOU SHADOW!!!! WILL YOU MATE WITH ME!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HAVE 100 KIDS WITH YOU ALL NAMED BOB!!!!"
"What if their girls???" Shadow asked bluntly
"WELL THEN WE'LL NAME THEM BOBY!!!!!" At that point Sango and Sesshomaru were jumping off of Killala and plummeting towards Miroku. The next thing we know he's flying away on his wind tunnel yelling "CALL ME!!!!!!"
"He has some real issues…since when could he do that…" she asked as I started to shy away.. "Blade…"
"YES????"
"What did you do???"
"Well… you see… after he got his wind tunnel removed he asked me to make one that would never grow, and could control it with his mind… just like the reverse…"
"Oh I see… Well I'm gonna go get my robe now…"
"Wait there's more…."
"What???" she asked as a cross of stone erupted from the ground and she was tied to it with chains that would not come off until I said so and I had made sure to tie every finger separately including every toe she had not taking any chances by the chance she can snap her toes….
Ron POV:
And I thought shadow was hot before I mean look at her… Her body was the vision of perfect… her breast were bigger than Hermione's any day… they were a perfect color… and lower her vagina was looking amazing… I think because of the way she was being held it made her look even hotter… I wish I'd chosen her instead of Hermione. SMACK… "What was that for???" I asked quizzically…
"Blade??? Can I kill someone???" asked Hermione.
"Sure Sure go ahead…" he said to her. Instinctively I grabbed my broom and started to fly away. When I looked over my shoulder I saw Hermione riding a dragon… "When did you get that???"
"I'VE HAD HIM SINCE WE WERE MARRIED!!!!!"
"How???"
"YOUR BROTHER GAVE HIM TO ME LAST CHRISTMAS…"
"When did I take you to Romanai???"
"YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!! CHECK YOUR CREDIT CARD!!!! WE GOT FIRST CLASS TICKETS!!!! WE MADE LOVE ON THE WAY THERE!!!! GET A BRAIN YOU IDIOT!!!!!"
"Oh ya… now I remember…. You did horribly then so I tried getting rid of the memory…"
"I'LL KILL YOU!!!" she yelled.
"YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS!!!" I yelled back but in a flash I wish I hadn't said that. The fact was that now I was dodging fireballs, killing curses, and just when I thought things couldn't get worse she whistled and all of a sudden 50 dragons were following us… "WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?!?!?!?!?!
"THE NEXT CHRISTMAS WE WENT HE GAVE ME 25 EGGS TO TAKE CARE OF AS PETS… AND MY DRAGON GAVE BIRTH TO 25 EGGS!!!!"
"Oh ya… you did worse on that trip to… I had a better time sticking it into the waitress… at least she was nice… then we had a real party as everyone of the waitresses took turn riding me… Then when I got to the hotel I found some willing amateurs and boy were they good… better then you anyways…"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!" she yelled and now I had 51 dragons firing fireballs, a rouge girl firing killing curse at me, and flying pizzas with killer teeth…
"NOW THAT'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY… I MEAN DRAGONS… KILLER PIZZAS… AND A ROUGE BOY…."
"…… ACCIO EVERYBODY RON'S FUCKED…" she yelled as tone of girls started appearing on the dragons… "GIRLS SHE CHEATED ON YOU ALL…" she said bluntly and now I had dragons….girls…and killer pizzas chasing after me…
Without looking backwards I sent a curse that would blow up everyone but Hermione, but I must have missed because I now had Hades chasing after me yelling about how I blew his underworld up. Again I fired the same curse and this time Zeus was following me yellin how he just had the throne room re-modeled in his image. Once we were over the ocean I tried again but missed horribly.
"Hey Poseidon??? How come your not mad???" yelled Hades.
"Because you can't blow up the ocean." He replied bluntly.
"Well he blew up your palace!!!!!!"
"HEY I JUST HAD THE PLACE RE-DECORATED AND I JUST BOUGHT SOME NEW PORN MAGAZINES!!!!!!" everybody just stops and turns around and stares at Poseidon.. Everyone except Ron who just keeps on flying at top speed. "DON'T LOOK AT ME GET HIM!!!!!" he yelled as the chase re-started…
"I hope Shadow is having as much 'fun' as I am…" he said sullenly as he flew away at mach 5 with everyone chasing after him.
Blade POV:
"Awkward… anyway… show us OLIVIA ROSE IN ATEHNS GREECE!!!"
The mist shimmered and the scene changed to show us Olivia in front of the Parthenon
"Hey guys what's up???" she asked quizzically.
"We were wondering if you could tell us some stuff about Shadow's personal life…"
"Sure… where to begin… well to start off with she loved to have love before she became pregnant with Sesshy… she was a real female slut… she use to go to strip clubs and start to become drunk and party like she never had before… and when a guy asked if he could she always let him… it's a wonder she never became pregnant before… no matter where she was she would always let the guys do her and boy would she enjoy it… then she met Sesshy and he was so good they start to do it more and more… so the real reason she loves Sesshy is because of her sex drive… in a few years or so she'll be good… but for now… who boy…"
"Wow… anything else?" I asked
"SPEAK ANOTHER WORD AND YOU'LL DIE!!!!" Yelled Shadow…
"Eek gotta run… bye!!!" said Olivia as she waved her hand and the connection disappeared."
"Well… thanks for everything folks… class will resume tomorrow and remember… if you can 'capture' me, then you will be awarded 100 points for your house… now Shadow… when we leave you will be free to go do whatever you want…"
"Can you bring Zeus here for just a minute???"
"Sure…" I said as I snapped my fingers as Shadow and I teleported to Olympus…
"ZEUS!!!!" she yelled as he appeared before her… "If you value your life then I suggest you jump…. NOW!!!" she yelled as Zeus jumped over the side of mount Olympus…
"Man… now I see why everyone calls you hotter then me… I mean look at your boobs…. Their HUGE!!!!" exclaimed Aphrodite as Shadow got into her robes and left to go scrape whatever was left of her dignity…
"Someone's pissy…"
"Tell me about it… and I have to deal with her tomorrow…. Anyway… good luck on your date with…"
"With whom???" asked Ares from behind me…
"Nobody dear…" said Aphrodite as she started to shy away…
"Grrrrr… punk you better run before this gets ugly…"
"Will do!!!" I exclaimed in a flash as I flew back to Hogwarts… then next thing I knew I was hanging upside down on my broom and a lot of figures were zipping away in the distance… "Ron… he's toast…" I said as I flew back to Hogwarts…
Thanks for reading people again the phrases I used for the Zanpaktou names not from bleach were made thanks to Google translator.