A.N: OMG! I am so embarrased! Lol that is like the other chapter to my other fanfic, really embarrasing lol .
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Kays3r: Yeah I am actually from New Zealand :) Land of the loong white cloud. We could totally be on Naruto if we could :D haha lol. Ok I may be from New Zealand, but is that really our saying. I use to do History and georgraphy in year 11 and I seriousley don't know if that is our saying. How bad of a kiwi citizen am I! Anyway, I hope you like this chapter. Might be a bit of a disappointment -.-
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Chapter six: Distraction!
Having at least another 13 hours sleep made Sayuri and the others still tired, from oversleeping. Yoru had forced himself to get up at like 11 because the doorbell to the front could be heard throughout the whole house was heard.
Grumpily walking to the front of the house he opens the door to see that it was a man delivering Fukashi and he warily signed the papers and thanked him before closing the door and taking the puppy to Kin's room before closing the door and falling on his bed and sleeping.
Now it was 7 in the morning and Yoru was up and looked to his clock on his bedside and got up. It felt so weird to not be in the house in America, it felt more… different. It was weird thinking that her mother had been raised in this big house when the last house they were in was smaller compared to the other.
Going over to his sister's room he saw that she was too sill in her pj's and was looking at the window to the backyard where the sun was rising slowly. She looked over to him, before looking back outside like she didn't care he was there.
'What the hell did I do!' Yoru says to himself
'Well it must to be to do with the fact that you fucked her off when you were at Andrew's!' His inner says and he rolls his eyes before sitting by her.
"Hn. What's the matter with you?" He asks and he sees a vain slowly appear on her head.
Sayuri POV
Honestly is my brother an Idiot! The guy honestly doesn't know what he means, when he says that he wouldn't want me as a sibling or that I'm a whore because I am a girl!
Ok, maybe he didn't say that I'm a whore… But it's there!
Though he has to be all clueless and has to use his 2 letters from the grumble dictionary!
Seriously! There is a reason our sweet mother gave birth to you a mouth! Use the stupid thing!
Narrative POV
While confused Sayuri looks to him.
"Seriously. Yoru!" She says angrily and Yoru gets more confused, "What have I done now!" He says and she just looks away.
"If I'm that much of a whore of a sister then why are you in my room talking to me" She says and he straight away felt guilty for saying that.
"Come on Say. You know I didn't mean it like that" He says nudging her, "Seriously! You don't mean a lot of things Yoru. But this actually got me thinking, do you really think of me that badly! You probably think I have our father in me as well" She says and Yoru instantly rolls his eyes and looks at his sister like she was losing it.
"Where the hell is this coming from! Look the only reason why I said that was because those sick bastards kept looking at you like they wanted to eat you or something!" He says and she just moves to her bed and growls in her pillow
'OMG HE DOESN'T GET IT!' she shouts to herself
"Look. I love you lil bro, but it's your constant takeover of my life! I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF! Mom raised us better than this!" She says and Yoru just looks outside of the window.
"I know that. It's just… I can't help it ok! We don't have dad here to protect you or mom. I just feel that, now that we are here something bad is going to happen to one of us" He says and his sister looks at him.
Sayuri punch his arm and he looks at her in surprise, "Ow!" He says laughing and she rolls her eyes.
"Seriously! That was tot's awks! Sounding all lovey dovey and all" she says before he laughs with her.
"So am I forgiven?" He asks and she nods and tackles her brother into a hug. And just to humour things he says "I love you Onee-chan" and laughs with her, "Naw, even though you bug the shit out of me. I love you too Otouto-chan" she says and he glares at her and both go into Kin's room.
He was already up so, for the first time in their lives was when they woke up before their mother. So they decided to wake her up to a nice big hug and kiss.
With Sakura, she was dreaming of a day with her parents before they died in a car accident. They were in the car driving and singing to the radio when she felt a giant jolt and it felt like her body was being sucked out of her.
The next thing she heard was her kids.
"Come on Mom time to get up" Her daughter sings and Sakura smirks in her mind and decides to play with her kids.
"Not now Kaa-san just five more minutes" She says in Japanese and then there was total silence and she laughed to herself before she jumps onto them and squash's the three before Fukashi jumps on the bed and bark's at the laughing family and wiggling his tail.
"Ohayo Gozaimasu my dear ojou-chan and my two musuko-chan" She says kissing there cheek's before they try and swat or push her off in frustration. 'So much like their father' she says to herself laughing.
"Really mom!" her children say, then Sayuri starts to laugh and her brothers follow after.
"Mom what are we having for breakfast? Is it our usual or something Japanese?" Kin asks with wonder in his dark emerald eyes, "Well… I'm not sure, how about we go out today?" Sakura asks and they all look excited.
"Where are we going? Is it that big mall we drove past? Or that cute shop with the cute dresses? Or that giant park? Oh or your-"Sayuri says and Sakura cover's her mouth while laughing.
"How about if we all get changed, then let me call someone! Then maybe we can go" Sakura says and just like that her kids are gone.
With Sasuke
Waking up in his house was really… Life less. His daughter would be up soon and get ready for her tutoring. And he would be off to work before the same routine goes on and on and on. This life was starting to bore him and he wish he actually had a life!
After a long shower, going downstairs he hears Chichi's nanny in the dining room humming to herself. While walking into the dining room she stops and greets to him
"Ohayo Uchiha-san" The woman says and Sasuke nods his head to her in reply.
Looking down he sees his normal breakfast of poached eggs and tomatoes with bacon on the side and strong coffee.
Reading the newspaper he sees that his brother was on the cover with the concert he had in America and he wondered why his brother was still singing. Though that hasn't stopped a lot of famous bands from preforming.
Reading on he sees himself in the paper talking about the recent uprising the Uchiha Company has been doing. It showed how Sasuke himself and his father were bringing some new medical products that will help with curing the fever epidemic in the city that has been affecting the kids.
The Uchiha police force has been investigating and they are thinking that it's from some sort of bacteria that has been purposely put into the water source.
While reading on his daughter comes in with her school books in her hands and kisses her father's cheek before hugging her nanny and sits down to eat her breakfast.
"Remember out deal Chichi, I don't want any more call's ok. Or I won't make another exception for next week" He says before he hears his daughter not eat and puts the paper down to see her face was confused.
"Of course… But what do you mean by next week?" Chichi asks
"Well, I've been thinking. You have been working hard lately and I think it's time for a little break" He says and his daughter's eyes brighten up so fast.
"You mean! Just you and me!" She says and he nods and she shrieks and jumps on her father, "OMG! Where to?" She asks him, "Well I was thinking… We haven't been to the Caribbean before?" He says and she looks at him excited.
"But" He says smirking at her annoyed face, "In the test you have on today, if you get 85% and below on your test we won't be going" he says and she looks at him with a wanting to kill herself action, "OH! But otou-san. Why not under 70%! That's trying too hard, plus Kakashi-sensei thinks that your purposely making me fail to make you look good" His daughter says which makes a vain appear on his forehead.
'What the hell is that perverted idiot saying now!' he thinks to himself as his phone goes off.
"85%.That's final, have your breakfast and get to tutoring" he says before she kisses him and grab's her toast and runs out the door to the lounge where her nanny goes to follow her. Looking at his phone he sees that it was the dobe ringing him.
"What dobe?" He says annoyed drinking his coffee, "Sheesh teme. Who pissed in your cheerio's! Anyway are you free for lunch today?" Naruto asks and he looks over to his phones schedule and sees that he had a meeting an hour after lunch.
"Not for very long. Why dobe?" He says and realises that Naruto normally doesn't ring to make plans unless it was un-naturally important. Normally it was Sasuke who had forced the blonde to go out to lunch.
"Well… It's just that there was something that we have to show you" He says trying not to give away the whole situation, "What do you mean we dobe" Sasuke demands now annoyed.
"Well teme… Just come over to mine at lunch ok" He says before hanging up and Sasuke looks to the phone confused and worried.
'What the hell has the dobe done now? Better not have set his office on fire or lost something' he thinks to himself.
Sakura POV
After changing into a white singlet with a white see threw blouse and skinny jeans with some black heeled boots and rushed my hair into a bun. I look at myself to see if I was fine and my hair was the only troublesome thing, but not caring I go downstairs' to see that everyone was ready.
Today they were going to meet there father for the first time and the rest of their family. What sucks is that the girls are going to get angry that I didn't tell them about the kids; hopefully Itachi actually went home yesterday as well so that he can help with explaining what happened.
"So mom where are we-"Kin says as the doorbell sound goes off, "Hang on to that thought" I say going to the wall.
"Hi, can I help you" I say in Japanese to see a man in a business suite through the screen on the wall.
"Yes, hi I'm looking for Haruno Sakura. I have delivery for a new car's" the man says
"Ah good, yes that's me. Hold on for a minute please" I say and the kids look at me confused as they follow me to the front door.
"What did he mean by new cars?" Yoru asks
"Well since I told you all that we would be giving our cars away to your friends. I was thinking that you needed new cars now that you are here" I say.
Well, I only have these three. They do work hard to get them, though they are going to get a lot of chores now that we have a larger house. MWHAHAHAHAH!
"Mom what's with that evil smirk on your face" Sayuri asks scared
Well you should be scared my darling Sayuri. My inner says and I laugh with her.
"Don't worry now sweetie. Let's just go out there" I say going over the bridge and opening the door to see the man with a clip board and a few men.
"Ah, Ohayo Haruno-san. My name is Kakogawa Hanaru; I am the CEO of the manufacturer of the cars made in Konoha. We are happy that you called us to get some cars, I was a really close friend of your parents and may I say I'm sorry for your long lost" he says sweetly with a really not so innocent smile
Talk about creep, maybe we should get Yoru and Kin to investigate the car inside out once they go! My inner says and I agreed when he even said hello to me!
"Ohayo Hanaru-sama. Thank you for your condolence, it's been a long time since I have been back home and remember my family. So where do I sign" I say straight away and I noticed that the guys with him were looking around the house with their glasses on.
"Right over here" he says grabbing a pen from his pocket and I sign everything and he thanks me and goes off in the car with his… mob of men.
As the kids look over the car and the car was halfway down the drive way they see me looking at the car.
"Mom did you notice how he was really…" Yoru starts off, "Creepy!" Sayuri says cringing.
"Yeah I noticed. I think that I need to make some modifications to the house; he doesn't seem like a harmful person… Yoru, Kin. Do your mother a favour and check the car, just to keep me from not creeping out if it's going to explode on me" I say out of humour and they go straight into panic mode and inspect the car with Sayuri.
Nice one Sak, go your kids worried over the creep Inner
Sasuke POV
Well, so far my day could not get any more annoying. Just as I was getting on with work Itachi had to pay me a visit and forced me to go to Naruto's lunch thing, turns out both my parents and everyone else is going to it. Not that any of this was worrying enough!
Even when I asked him what the hell this whole thing was for he just forced me to go and just walked off without a care and went back to his office.
Then just before I leave to go to the lunch the damn red head who shall never be told off while I tell this has to come into my office with coffee and spill it on me. And tries to be all perverted and just asks for a coffee and something to explain to me, but of course I declined straight away and my assistant straight away pulls her out of the room.
Once I was able to change into some clothes in one of the draws in my office, a deranged women who was meant to have a restriction order over me jumps on me and luckily my assistant actually grabs her as she thrash's around screaming for love to me.
*Sigh*
Women are so TROUBLESOME…
Just as I manage to get out of the office building safely, I get mobbed by daughter.
"Hey otou-san. Can I come with you? Naruto rang and said that you were going to his place and to see if you had remembered from this morning from when he rang you" She asks innocently and I just nod and she follows me to my car.
I just had a feeling that if that the bad mishaps have been happening in my office then somehow it's going to end bad at the dobe's place as well. Considering it's the dobe then it's obviously going to be bad… Should I even bother with the guessing -.-'
With Sakura
Well so far so good. I showed the kids where I would go during the weekend or whenever myself and my friends would hang.
I even saw a lot of old friends that I went to school with, mostly the boys. And my boys didn't like any of the attention that I got from these men. Luckily I have a daughter who had elbowed them for me.
Oh, how I was blessed with a daughter who was just like myself!
While we were there we managed to shop for something that was new for them. I got Sayuri a Japanese inspired dress from a shop that was satin and sleeve-less, it was black with pink and red flowers on it and a blood red sash going round with a bunched up satin rose with a fake crystal in the middle. It flowed down to her mid-thigh and I was glad to say that she wasn't as short as I was when I was 16.
Though lucky people knew not to mess with us! Hopefully the same goes for Sayuri… Or maybe not… Inner
I had to sweat drop at that.
As she comes out of the changing room I had to squeal at her, she looked so cute to resist.
"So how do I look?" She says and I just had laugh at her and she blushes, "Turn for me" I say and she does a 360.
Her long raven hair had gone well with the dark dress was beautiful with the dress and her body actually fitted the dress perfectly.
"Mom your making me nervous" She says blushing as she looks away and I hear wolf whistles and hoots outside and laugh as she goes even more red, "omg that is so embarrassing!"
"Well don't worry. I use to get that when me and my friends had to choose a dress from this very shop. Plus you got those when you were in America too remember" I say remembering when she was hooted at and while she thought I couldn't see she had pulled her middle finger at them and they all 'naawed' her and walks on.
"Mom that was Anthony and Joel!" Sayuri says with her hands on her hips and I laugh and we buy it, "Mom why are we buying this dress again?" she asks as we walk out and I put on my glasses.
"Because there is a ball that is happening, like I told you 500 times in America but you keep looking on those damn cell phones! Plus I want to show off my beautiful daughter, just wait till you get into school here. You'll see what I had to deal with, if what your uncle Naruto has told me is correct. Than the genes of most fan boys have been passed onto their sons and the girls as well…" I say and just groan in annoyance and empathised her as we walked out to the food court where the boys were talking to a bunch of girls.
It's that damn Uchiha gene that they have I tell you… We should have dyed their hair or just cut it all off Inner says
I feel like going to the closes place to buy a paper bag and cover their heads.
Well like that is going to change a thing!
Well it worked once when Sasuke came to school with a wig that looked like he had actually cut his hair. Girls practically didn't notice him.
Yeah, not until he took it off. I get where you're going now…
"Hey mom should we just ditch them, look at Yoru's face. It's hilarious!" Sayuri says filming the whole thing as a vain was on Kin's head
Here we go, Sasuke's mini-me
Walking up to them the boys see me and I just push my way to them and a girl actually had the nerve to say shit to me… Oh, the stuff I would do to teach her a lesson!
"Hey lady these guys are take, so why don't you just leave" A girl with blonde hair and obviously extensions. Sayuri was about to get all in her face when I put my arm out, the boys actually had to hold her down. I take off my glasses and look to her.
"Look. Sweetie, if you say that I don't have a right to try and get pass you and your obviously dreadful looking hair that screams out fake then you must be wrong. You see these boy's happen to be my sons and frankly I forbid them to be dating you or the friends you have that have tried to be desperate" I say and Sayuri just snorts out. The girl obviously hating what I just said and was scared and shocked.
"Ah, I… Uhm…" She says trying to find a way to find something to say and I look to her waiting for an answer, "Well. Since I'm not here to hear a fan girl be rude and not apologise to me then I guess it is time to leave" I say and the girl just blushes embarrassingly and walks away with her friends as they were silent.
"Mom you were awesome! We should so do this more often!" Sayuri says as she laughs then points the camera to Yoru who was shocked, "What. Embarrassed that our mother had to do your dirty work for you, looked like Kin was about to actually kill the girls but you on the other hand" she says laughing and Yoru death glare's her.
"Well I'll be. Haruno Sakura" A familiar voice which killed me over and over. My eyes went from laughing at my son to wanting to kill.
Turning around I see Karin in all her… whatever word in the dictionary that means that she is a whore from hell that has sex with any guy of any age and destroys anything good in anyone's life!
She was wearing a black designer looking shirt with a gold stitched in necklace going around it and floral high waist skirt that went a little over mid-thigh and some black heeled boots.
"Takoma… Still haven't changed out of your whore phase I see" I say as I look at her with my bitch face. And she smirks at me before noticing the kids and puts on some glasses.
"Haven't you heard of hanging out with people your own age. If you kids want to have some fun then look for me, she is no fun at all" Karin says and the kids snort to her and Sayuri glare's at her.
"Please. You look as if Botox is written all over your face, something only a business man who's stupid enough to cheat on his wife with would be with" Sayuri says and Karin nearly hits her.
"Karin go bother some other poor deprived person of your company" says a deep voice which they realised and smirk at it, Karin gaps at it.
"B-but. Itachi-nii-"she starts off before he shoo's her off and she goes with a huff.
"Itachi-oji what are you doing here" Kin says confused, Itachi just smirks and just gestures them to walk and see that there was at least five security guards that were trying to stop teens and adults from getting signature's from the famous Uchiha.
Itachi just gave the kids each 60,000¥ (A.N: So like $600 together than divide that is like… $200 each right? In converting from USD to Yen?)
"What are you doing here Itachi?" I ask confused but relieved as we sit on the table.
"Well my dear Imotou-chan, I'm just hoping that you are ready for your little plan. Because I made my stupid little Otouto to go to the lunch that Naruto has on" he says in his suave calm façade.
"Honestly… I don't even know if I am ready for this. Everyone's going to either be disappointed that it happened and no one knew except you, or they'll just dis-own me… This has been like a nightmare I have and I don't want to have to have my kids bear with my burden of running away from my problems!"
"Well… Sakura, you never know. Once you had left from the concert and Naruto had gotten to his hotel room he had interrogated me with questions and I answered them as truthfully as possible-"he says and I just stop him there
"Seriously Itachi! This is Naruto; of course he would forgive me and wait for an answer… He's not going to be like Ino who would most likely scream in my ears until I go deaf and my head has exploded!" I say enraged but kept it down just so that it doesn't come up as a headliner.
'Pink haired women yelling at singing sensation Uchiha Itachi about issues. Secret couple or EX secret couple'
"Well, we never know" he says and his phone goes off and he answers.
"Hello. I'm at the mall. Because. Hn. Hn. She's with me now. Ok. Well just stall them" and then hangs up his phone and looks at me with a straight Uchiha face, but sympathy in his eyes.
"Well I should get the kids… Txt me his address and I'll meet you there" I say sadly and he just nods his head and ruffles my hair and stands with me and we go.
Sayuri POV
After that weird red haired woman had left I had a weird feeling that I knew straight away knew who she was. Just from her facial expression she just looked as though she wanted to kill her right then.
The three of us went for a walk and it felt really awkward.
"Who do you think she is?" Kin asks out of the blue
"I don't know… But she obviously isn't a friend with mom… She didn't look that happy to see anything to do with her" Yoru says with his straight thinking face.
"What are you thinking?" I ask and he just looks at me before we see her walk past us with at least three bags with a Chanel logo on it. Grabbing out his phone he takes a photo and then puts it away.
"Think it's time for some research sister" He says and I smirk straight away.
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After like 30 minutes of looking around I had gotten me a new pair of converses from a man walking past for 10,000¥ and a snickers bar with it, and a new pair of commando glasses.
Just as we had finished mom had come up to us and said that it was time and we just carried on for a while until I realised what she was on about and stopped where I was going and the other two click as well.
"Do… Do you" I say not even knowing where to start
I'm sure if that Naruto guy was alright with us then I'm sure these other people will be the same. My inner self says
Well… What if they dis-own mom! I can't exactly live with them being like that too her, it's not like she's had enough of it as it is!
Well then if they do. Then they miss out on one awesome person who loves them!
I guess my inner was right.
"Sayuri… I actually don't know what to expect. It's been 16 years since I last saw any of them" Mom says and I just felt so guilty for even being alive and Yoru felt the same way.
Stupid twin telepathy both me and my inner say
Naruto POV
Ah, to even begin with what this mess that me! The ever great Naruto Uzumaki! Has put himself into…
*sigh*
Well, I'm sure this is all going to end up well…
Because I did get teme and Sakura-chan together when we were in the Academy together, not that hard to make the teme go up to her and ask her out.
Anyway, as I had rang everyone this morning they were all told by their bratty kids of the wonderful plan that I had concocted so that it wasn't ruined…
*sigh*
Rule 2 which I made when I was the rank king back in the day :D
*sigh*
The good old days when the old man (A.N: The fourth Hokage, in my story if you didn't see in the prologue that Tsunade and The fourth are Principal's) was still around…
Anyway, so I was telling them to come over and they had to interrogate me with questions on who this person was that was going to the lunch and if they should be worried if I had a killed an innocent old man or 'worse' left my beautiful wife of nearly 10 years. And yes I know how long that I have been with her!
Or maybe it's 9 years? -_-' I don't know…
Anyway so I just had to say it was a business partner which was going to help with the joint project that our families were doing and they just stopped getting stressed when I added that the teme's parents were also joining.
I'm just hoping that all of this has a good outcome to it than a bad… It was a giant toll on me that Sakura-chan had kids with teme in the first place! For 16 YEARS! And only Itachi knew!
Call me selfish all you want… But I did feel a bit sad that, that's the reason why she had left. Not just because of whore red riding slut, or going to Harvard. But because she was having those kids and had to raise them on her own.
How did she even manage to raise those kids, they looked and breathed teme.
But not a zilch of Sakura-chan was in them, just the eye shape and eye colour.
Kami I pray that Sakura-chan gets the mercy that she at least deserves!
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"OTOU-SAN THE DOOR IS GOING OFF AGAIN!" Nikko screams from the lounge and next door to me Hinata-chan sighs and goes up from doing some touch up's from her hair and goes to the door and I follow her out.
"Nikko-chan why can't you just get out of your seat and open the door" Hinata-chan says to him in the family room
"But kaa-san it's too far away" he complains from the couch and I just sweat dropped at him.
As Hinata-chan opens the door she sees Neji, Tenten and there 3 kids through the door.
"Ohayo Naruto" Both Neji and Tenten say while they hug Hinata and walk on.
"Ohayo Naruto-jii" Nichi, Keiji and Tami say, Tami runs up and hugs me.
"Ohayo. And how is my baby favourite niece in the whole world?" I ask and she squeals in her yellow dress, "Maybe because she's your only niece in the world" Nichi mumbles behind me and I glare at him.
"No, Tami-chan is not my only niece in the world. I have another niece that I also love… Well will get to love" I say and Tami looks at me with a jealous looking face.
"No. Who has stolen my jii-chan from me" she says and I laugh at her quietly and just wink at her, "Just wait and see. Just don't tell your parents ok!" I say and she nods happily and runs off squealing to Hotaru.
That's when the doorbell goes off again and it was Shikamaru, Ino, the twins and Maiko.
"Ohayo Naruto" Ino and Taiyo says and the other three just nod their heads and I just sweat drop at them, "Ohayo, everyone's in the lounge. Just go straight in" I say and that's when Akamichi's and Inuzuka's arrive and I worry because Sakura-chan wasn't here yet.
"Ah, Ohayo everybody. Just go into the lounge, everyone should be waiting in there" I say and grab out my phone and call Itachi.
"Oi, where are you!"
"Hello. I'm at the mall"
"Why the hell are you at the mall at a time like this!"
"Because."
"Well are you coming here?"
"Hn "
"What the hell is that supposed to mean! Is that like, 15 minutes?"
"Hn"
"What… Do you know where she is?"
"She's with me now."
"Come now everyone is nearly here. Were just waiting on teme and your parents"
"Ok. Well just stall them"
What… _ I feel like jumping off the face of the earth! Oh, well doesn't hurt to just talk about the kids or anything else. All we need is a little distraction…
A.N: So what do you all think of this one neh? Is it alright? Give me some suggestions if you think of any, I'm already in the middle of writers block or whatever the saying is!
Again sorry for the mishap...
Review please :)