Yay! A new drabble! And my first fic that takes place in ancient Egypt, starring Akefia!

Bakura: What? You're torturing Akefia now? What did he do to you?

Me: Nothing!

Bakura: Then why-?

Me: *holds up shiney spoon*

Bakura: *goes silent and stares at shiney spoon*

Me: *tosses shiney spoon in random direction* Fetch!

Bakura: *runs off to find shiney spoon*

I do take donations of shiney objects to keep Bakura off my back. Anyway!-

The Drabble ahead:

Rating: K

Genre: Humor

Story Warnings: None!

Summary: Akefia is an idiot... let's just leave it at that.

(No offence intended to Akefia fans there, I like him too, just, for the purpose of the story, he is one.)

Enjoy!

Akefia vs. The Sand Dunes

Wow, Akefia got lucky. He had stolen from one of the most riches tombs in all ancient Egypt and had gotten away alive with a humungous sack of treasure. He was filled with pride!

"Ha! The Sphinx thinks he can outsmart me! Ha!" Akefia muttered to himself as he climbed a large sand dune far from the pyramid he stole the jewels and treasures. Though, the dune's sand wasn't like concrete. It slipped from underneath his feet and the Thief King plummeted to the sand below with an "oof."

"What the-?" He questioned to himself as he brushed the sand off his cloak. Akefia stood up, grabbed his sack, and proceeded to attempt the bank again.

Attempt being the key word; he fell off again. Akefia growled. "I will not be defeated by a mound of sand!" he stood up and tried to climb the sandbank once more, muttering something about third time's the charm.

Almost at the top, Akefia stopped to celebrate his triumph. Well, apparently the gods weren't going to let him win. He fell… again. This time, he fell right on his sack of treasures. Sure, Akefia was King of Thieves, but he was practically human too. Landing on a sack of riches that were harder than rock can bruise the spine, if not totally mess it up.

Instead of doing the OBVIOUS thing and walk around the dune, Akefia decided to test his strength and determination against the dune's.

…What an idiot.

Ra was setting by the time the tanned whitenette climbed the dune successfully. After sliding down the other side with his pack, he gave a celebratory "WHOOP‼‼" and slumped to the ground to take a small break.

After Ra has set and it was nighttime in Egypt, Akefia stood up and picked up his pack ready to head on. He looked up to see another large dune in front of him. Confident he would climb this one successfully, he set off.

Then-

"OH, COME ON‼‼"