WOOO! TWO IN ONE DAY! I'M ON A ROLL!

Ryou: *gulps* why did you make me have the worst Drabble scenario?

Me: Because it's more apt to happen to you than any other character.

Ryou: Oh.

Alright! This one is dedicated to all Bakurae fangirls out there! WOO!

Oh, yes. I forgot to put this in the first to chapters: diclaimer. Here we go!

I do not own anything from Yugioh! If I did, this Drabble would be shown as part of Ry-Ry's backstory!

The Drabble ahead:

Rating: T for slight language and slightity-slight-slight adult themes.

Genre: Humor/Romance(sorta)

Warnings: Slight language and adult themes, horny fangirls

Summary: It is V-Day and Ryou get a note in his locker.

Set before the story actually starts. Ryou is attending a High School from another city, before he moves to Domino.

Enjoy!


Ryou vs. Valentine's Day

Ryou was always sad on Valentine's Day. While everyone else was getting Valentine's from friends, girlfriends/boyfriends, and family, he was left alone, sad, and terrified.

You see, Ryou was sad that he didn't get one from anybody, including his father, that he wanted one from. He did always get one though. One from a group of stalkers that followed him everywhere. He was sad, alone, and terrified.

He opened his red locker with a yellow lock (red and gold were the school colors of his current high school, Toshiko High) to grab his 6th period homework and 2nd period English books to take home when a note slipped out.

Ryou picked it up from the ground. It was a large, cream colored envelope. Opening said envelope, Ryou pulled out a red, heart shaped valentine that had pink frills stapled to the rim of it.

He opened the card, thus making it look like two hearts resting next to each other, and he read:

Dear Ry-kitty:

You're All We Ever Wanted,

The Colors Of The Rainbow,

A Beautiful Soul.

We want your bad romance,

Because Your Love Is our Drug,

We want to play a Love Game with you.

We are your Paparazzi,

We 1 2 3 4 love you!

From: You loyal and loving fangirls here at FF.

P.S.

We are here in case you ever want to If You Seek Amy. *wink, wink*

Ryou began to shake. He dropped the card to the ground.

Noticing his Hikari's annoying discomfort, Bakura came out of the Ring. "What the hell is wrong with you Yadonushi?" he asked darkly. He was ready to slap some since into the quivering boy.

Noticing the familiar voice, Ryou jumped and latched himself onto Bakura's transparent form. "They found me, Yami!" he yelled, attracting some unwanted but unnoticed attention.

"What the-? How are you doing that?" Bakura inquired, confused. He was supposed to be a spirit. His Hikari shouldn't be able to hold onto him like that. "And who found you?"

"The fangirls Yami‼ And they're hornier than ever‼‼" Ryou replied, screaming. This acquired more stares, but the bell rang so the confused- and some freaked out- students left the strange boy and went to class. The bell went unheard to Ryou.

"The fangirls? Oh, that's just great!" Bakura huffed. Normally, Bakura would slap Ryou to the floor for his fears and for what he was doing now- which was acting like a girl when she sees a spider-bug, and grabbing a hold of the white haired Yami-, but Bakura was scared himself on the inside. If the fangirls had found Ryou, that means they found him. They after the Yin and the Yang here.

"What do we do!" Ryou cried.

"I heard your father saying something about moving to a place called Domino if you say you need to move again." Bakura said.

"So we tell him we need to move again and move to Domino." Ryou finished.

"Yes." Bakura clarified and shoved his Light off of him. "Now get going! We don't want the bitches to find us before we get home, now do we?"

"Right." Ryou said, wiping his eyes of stray tears. He then set off for home, keeping an eye on the shadows, since that's where fangirls like to lurk.