... I'm one step closer to the pont of no return. *sits in corner with dark lines shading the corner in Anime Style*

Anyway, on a brighter note, I've writtin something for Joey! And he might not like it!

Joey: Got dat right! I hate you!

Bakura: Join the club.

Me: What club? I wanna join!

Joe&Kura: *blinks*

Me: What? What i say?

Bakura: The girl's such an idiot sometimes.

The Drabble ahead:

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/Humor

Warnings: YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI‼‼

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED‼‼‼‼‼‼

Enjoy!

Joey vs. The New Nickname

Joey Wheeler and Seto Kaiba had been dating for a while now. It was the second strangest thing the rest of YGO gang had ever heard of since the news that most of the boys in said gang were gay. Mind you, magic, Shadow Games, and Ancient Egyptian spirits living inside of a high school student's body is completely and utterly normal‼

Anyway, back to the point, no one saw it coming. Neither did they, apparently. Perhaps a flashback might help.

"Okay Joey! Pick a card from the hat!" Yugi cheered. It was the petite duelist's birthday and he was excited.

The group was playing a game Tèa had made up. It was sort of like spin the bottle but different. Yugi, since he was the birthday boy, had an old, ragged hat of his grandpa's and everyone had placed a Duel Monsters card that would represent them inside the hat. Yugi would pull out a card, and, whoever's card that was, that person had to pull out another card. Whoever's card they pulled out, they had to kiss.

Yugi had pulled out the Red Eyes Black Dragon. So, thus, Joey had to pick out a card.

The blond placed his hand into the hat and rummaged around to the bottom. He had the belief that the best kissers were at the bottom. He felt a card at the very bottom of the pile and pulled it out.

When he looked at the card, he visually paled. His jaw dropped. He wanted to run.

The card was: the Blue Eyes White Dragon.

Joey's eyes darted to the young CEO. Said CEO looked bored sitting in his chair and seemed to not want to be there. It was obvious to the whole group that Mokuba had persuaded Kaiba to come. Oh! If he had to get a Kaiba, why couldn't it've been Mokuba! At least the young raven-haired child wasn't as cold and heartless!

"So, what'd you pick, Joey?" Yugi asked excitedly.

Joey looked at his lap. "The Blue Eyes White Dragon." He muttered.

"What?" Yugi inquired. He hadn't heard.

"The Blue Eyes White Dragon." Joey replied, not much louder.

"Joey, I can't hear you." Yugi said.

"I PICKED KAIBA OKAY‼‼"

The room went silent. A cold and uncomfortable feeling set into the room.

After a second, Kaiba broke the silence. "I am not kissing the Mutt."

"Same 'ere." Joey agreed.

"You're not kissing yourself?" Kaiba inquired with mild interest.

"I MEANT YOU YA IDIOT‼‼"

Bakura, who was sitting in the far corner, wasn't going to let this slip. This gave him an idea. He was bored and had noting better to do that tease the dragon and mutt.

"And why not?" the white haired Yami teased. "Is it because you two like each other and won't admit it?"

"No!" Joey retorted. "I hate him an' he hates me! Right Kaiba!"

"Exactly. One of the few things I will actually agree with the Mutt on." Kaiba said.

"Not a dog rich boy!"

"Well, if you two hate each other, then prove it." Bakura smirked. "Kiss each other. If you don't, it proves my point."

Joey, not going to let Bakura be right, glared at our young CEO and muttered loud enough for everyone to hear, "Ya betta be a good kisser, rich boy."

The two got on the floor and, hesitantly, kissed each other on the lips.

Soon, the kiss deepened enough to where Kaiba had his arms around Joey's waist and Joey's around Kaiba's neck. While Kaiba was busy exploring Joey's mouth with his tongue, the ones who were watching decided to leave the two alone… but not before the Yamis, Tristan, Duke, and Malik let out numerous wolf whistles.

The time unknown, our two love birds broke for air, and, panting, Joey looked around to see everyone gone. "Hey, where'd everybody go?" he inquired in between pants.

"I don't know." Kaiba replied. "But," he scooped the blond up bridal-style causing the dog to let out a surprised "eep", "I do believe we should finish what we started," licking his lips hungrily, Kaiba added, "preferably somewhere with a bed."

"Okay." Joey replied dumbly. Halfway to Kaiba's limo, Joey realized what the tall brunette meant. "Wait. What! K-Kaiba! P-Put me down!"

"No, I don't think so." the CEO replied nonchalantly.

Thus, the Puppy lost his innocence and started to date Seto Kaiba!A beautiful flashback- wasn't it?

Anyway, back to the present, it was morning and the two lovers were in bed. Kaiba was reading a book and Joey was snoring away with his head under his pillow.

In truth, Joey was only half asleep and Kaiba knew it.

"Say, Joey," Kaiba said. It took a minute for Joey to reply, but replied he did.

"Huh?"

"I was thinking. It was something I just realized."

"What was dat?"

"You are a dog right?"

"No. But, if ya must refer ta me as canine kind, I'd rather ya call me somethin' not as insultin'… like puppy. It sounds more like somethin' a lover would call ya."

"That is an excellent point, but I was thinking something that seemed to fit you better."

"An' what is dat?"

"Well, I the relationship you are the uke, right?"

"Don't remind me."

"Well, usually that is the roll a female plays in the relationship."

"I said, don't remind me."

"If you are a female and a dog… that means you're my-"

"Don't say it."

"My-"

"Don't say it!"

"My bitch."

Thus, Joey got a new nickname.