This was fun! And written probably in 5-7 minutes! (Give 'r take a couple-three min.)
X3
Bakura: Are you okay?
Me: No! X3
Bakura: That face is freakin' me out!
Me: X3 X3
Bakura: Stop doing that!
Me: X3 X3 X3
Bakura: Ryyyyyooooooouuuuuuu! The crazy girl is scaring me! *hides behing Ryou*
Ryou: Really? She's scaring you? *Bakura nods* Hey! Hotaru!
Me: Hm?
Ryou: It worked!
Me: Really?
Ryou: Yeah!
Me: Alright! *high-fives Ryou*
Bakura: What! You did that on purpose!
Me: Yup! Me and Ryou had made a bet against Malik and Joey that I could actually scare you! And I did! So we won! *Malik and Joey hands me and Ryou $100 bucks each which = $200 bucks for me and $200 bucks for Ry!*
Bakura: You two are evil! *hugs both* I cant believe I'm saying- or doing- this, but I AM SO PROUD OF YOU TWO‼‼
Ryou: *blinks* Okay, now I'm scared.
Me: Me too.
The Drabble Ahead:
Summary: Uhm... IDK...
Genre: Humor
Rating: K
Warnings: I used Mariku intstead of Marik because, when put together with Malik, Marik can make the story confusing... to me anyway. None really.
This A/N is longer than the Drabble!
ENJOY!
The Drabble that Does Not have a Catchy and Interesting Vs. Title Because There is None that will Work for this Story
{Ryou: …That… is a long title.
Me: Sorry. Got carried away.
Malik: That's a title for the world record book!
Bakura: I really don't care about any of the pathetic mortals on this earth, but why would you give her the opportunity to annoy more people?
Me: HEY‼‼}
There are three things that you should never do in the Ishtar household.
1) Never let Mariku watch Hannah Montana.
2) Never let Mariku have sugar.
3) Never let Mariku have sugar when rule one was unable to be followed.
Malik, sadly, had forgotten about these lovely rules when he left the house to go to the charity carwash he, Yami, and, reluctantly, Bakura (he was only doing it because Ryou told him too) were doing. FYI: They had raised TONS of money and got a lot of business. Especially from two girls who seemed to own waaaay too many cars (these two girls seemed to favor Bakura though; although one would stray to Malik and Yami at random intervals).
Malik had accidentally left the sugar out where Mariku could reach it, and he forgot to block the Disney channels.
When Malik got home later that evening, he was sore, wet, and shirtless (some strange blonde girl stole his shirt and since then, like she promised, she haunted his dreams). He was also not in the mood for a hyped up Yami on Hannah Montana and sugar. So, you can guess what he did when he saw Mariku on the couch, shaking his hips, and singing to Hannah Montana's Supergirl.
He stared at the crazy Yami for a second before heading to the kitchen. When he came back, he hit Mariku upside the back of his head with a humungous mallet, knocking the insane Egyptian out. He then proceeded to go to bed for a good night's sleep.
When Malik woke up the next morning, Mariku was perfectly normal. Though, he did have a monster lump on the back of his head.
Do you guys think I should continue the carwash incident? I kinda want too. But, it is up to you. Also, if so, would you rather it be a story on it's own, or a oneshot inside Vs. ? That is actually an important question since I can get carried away sometimes. Heheh.